'how do you know that

anonymous asked:

aaahh you're making me want to watch black sails. what's it about?

forget what you saw. run. run while you still can.

anonymous asked:

hey i have a really serious question and i feel like you are the most qualified person on this site to answer this ...... how do milk bags work? do you reseal them? or once it's open there's no going back?

so you’re either the same person who sent this in

or there are are two very different types of people on this website who want to know how milk bags work.

tutorial time???

First off, this is what a milk bag looks like

very squishy and cold.  We then stick them in these

a canadian rite of passage is learning how to slide the milk bag in properly because if you don’t then too much hangs out and your curse yourself to over-pouring milk until the bag is half done.  

Now that the milk bag is in, you gotta cut a little piece of the plastic off in the corner.  Normally you’d do this with scissors or a knife but newer containers started coming equipped these things

on the handle and I had no idea until I had to buy a new container for my dorm and I almost cried in the superstore because this is legit the best thing humanity has ever come up with I hope the person who came up with this retires with a million dollars and clear skin 

The rip has to be just the right size because you can end up with either a tiny trickle of milk or a miniature Niagara Falls depending on where you make your tear.  A rip this size is ideal.  Then you just 

Stick it in your fridge for your next consumption.  

And that has been your intro lecture to Canada 101.

these two are such soulmates I stg

also pls watch dennou coil its some tight shit and the kids are such good characters

You know that long montage they always do when they form voltron??? These are my favorite frames. No legs. No arms. Just worm cat. Imagine if they were always like this??? For every single 45 second montage I am no longer thinking about the show. All I can think about is

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final messages

anonymous asked:

You amazing beautiful sweet human, what would we do without you? Shola, you deserve all the love. The world had better be good to you because you make it a better place. You are worthy of so much love. You are so incredibly amazing and wonderful. Just by you existing a little more light is put out into the world. You're such a great person, you really are.

[ ok but why do any of the paladins need to switch to black in the interim?? is there something from the older series that i’m missing?? ]

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On the night you were born, the moon smiled with such wonder, that the stars peeked in to see you” happy birthday @amazingphil ! 

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I thought this post was really cute so here’s datekou