The Orphan Black Cast according to my high school students
- Sarah Manning: "Looks like she needs a shower. Probably swears a lot"
- Alison Hendrix : "Like my mom. Probably makes her children do extra homework"
- Cosima Niehaus: "Cool but also a giant nerd."
- Rachel Duncan: "Needs a haircut. Looks evil, like she would spit in your drink."
- Delphine Cormier: "I want her shampoo. Needs to quit smoking though."
- Helena: "What is wrong with her? This lady needs some sleep man!"
- Krystal: "Still plays with Barbies. Has a lot of boyfriends."