'guess who's coming to dinner' au

anonymous asked:

id love to read a fic by you where cassian is jyn's brothers best friend (the brother is bodhi)


She can’t date her brother’s best friend. There are rules.

And as far as brother’s go, she can not complain for a second about ending up as Bodhi’s sister. Even if his soccer friends are, frankly, fine as hell, but she doesn’t get to date them because of the rules.

Bodhi is too sweet to think of these things, phoning her from practice that they were all grabbing dinner if she wants to come, calling her downstairs when sweaty boys filled their kitchen, their quiet scientist parents blinking as they watch food vanish from the fridge. The Ersos, who lived and loved in laboratories, are equally baffled by sociable, athletic son and eyeliner-bedecked, punk daughter. Jyn’s life is entrenched in boys, Bodhi’s rigid sports and extracurricular schedule, and a social life she was swept up in. As a loner, sometimes the only people she talks to outside of school were these boys, Bodhi’s friends. Boys she can not date.

And when Cassian was there, said best friend, her life is centered around being in the thick of these boys, because he is one of them.

Who she can not date.

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Fanfiction Master Post

I’m working on a couple of fics right now, but I thought I’d put them all in the same place. I work mostly off asks, so give me all of them.



- The 100

I’m working on a couple more and I’ll update this when I write them. 

Prompt lists that I thought were cool:



Ask for any prompt, any pairing in either fandom, and I’ll go for it, my otp or not. (Prompts don’t have to be from the list, I just thought it might be easier for you guys).

UPDATE: I’ve added the GMW chat au’s that use lines from HIMYM:

Farkle Minkus and Maya Hart at some point, probably - Riarkle with Farkle and Maya

I will not have sex with Isadora - Isadora/everybody - crack

It’s Physics, Lucas - Lucaya and Farkle

Champgne pt 1 - Riarkle

Champagne pt 2 - Riarkle

Call from the Hospital - Lucaya and Farkle

Is this a Discussion of the Degree to which You Stabbed me? - Riarkle and Lucas

*This* much fun - Lucas and Zay

They’re only tears - comedic take on the rilucas breakup

Did you just use my name as a verb? - core four

Drunken Farkle pt 1 - Riarkle and core four

Drunken Farkle pt 2 - Farkle and Zay

Drunken Farkle pt 3 - Farkle and Zay

Drunken Farkle pt 4 - Riarkle

Drunken Farkle pt 5 - Riarkle and the core four

Dude, be cool… Farkle and Lucas

She wasn’t pregnant? - Lucaya and Farkle

And your mom was perfect? - everyone

It’s a date - Zayadora

I really hate the rodeo - Lucaya

Little P in the Gutter - Rilaya

We’re wearing the same shirt! - Zaya

I’m your bitch. Why this time? - Maya, Riley, Farkle, Lucas, Zay

Going on the list - Lucaya and everyone else

One more and I’ll believe you - Lucaya, Riley, and Zay

Butterfly Tattoo - Lucaya, Riarkle, and Zay

Gone - Lucaya, Riarkle, over rilucas

Using only her words - Riarkle

Chewbacca - Riarkle, Lucaya

I’ll kill you! - Riarkle and Lucas

Field of Dreams - Lucaya, Riley, Farkle, and Zay

I hear ya - Lucaya

Only if you’re into it - Maya + the bartender

You get to do the dumping - over rilucas and Maya

Modeling for Maya - Lucaya, Riley, Farkle, Zay

Swarley - Zayadora, Lucas, and Farkle

Assface - Lucaya

Your eyes are so beautiful - Rilaya and Isadora

You’re smiling - Riarkle

The jerks - Lucaya

The coffee industry - Rilaya

Late care package - Riarkle and Isadora

On getting some - Riarkle

Holding it - Riarkle

Poor my boobs - Riarkle and Lucaya

Warm Soup Belly - Riarkle, Lucaya, and Zay

Foundling 10 - Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

Creds: Co-written with the marvelous @razziecat

Title: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

Chapter: 10

Fandom: FF7 compilation

Rating: Teen

Links: You can read it on AO3 or FFN

Summary: In which Vincent and Veld have a dinner guest, and Veld does some recruiting.

Oddly enough, there was no bullet hole in the ceiling. Veld would have bet money he’d taken out the overhead lamp, but it was still whole and intact once daylight had brightened the interior of their bedroom. It was a little disconcerting to know Nero had snuck into their room via shadows. How long had he been there? What had he seen? Veld decided it was best not to think about it too hard and turned his mind to the matters of the day.

When he entered the kitchen, he found both a bullet and a spent shell casing sitting in the spoon rest. Picking up the bullet between finger and thumb, he looked at it for a long moment. A smear of black streaked one side; blood from where it had nicked Nero’s temple. That could be valuable. Grabbing a sandwich baggie from the cupboard, Veld deposited both bullet and casing inside. What he would do with this evidence he didn’t yet know, but it never hurt to be prepared.

Nothing terribly unusual happened during the day, for which Veld was profoundly grateful. Vincent generated enough small-scale drama on his own. Nero was adding to his potential Valentine credentials by escalating things even further. To be fair, he wasn’t doing it intentionally, but it did make for a long day after a sleepless night. Perhaps Vincent felt slightly guilty about this, for he showed up a few hours later with take-out coffee from the cafe around the corner.

“Have I mentioned that I love you?” Veld mumbled, pulling off the plastic lid and sipping coffee strong and hot and black as the mouth of hell. It was glorious.

“Not recently,” Vincent said with a grin. It only took about ten minutes for a round trip to the cafe, maybe fifteen if there was a line. Vincent had been gone nearly half an hour.

“Where were you?”

“I went to check on Nero,” Vincent admitted.

“And?” Veld prompted.

“I didn’t talk to him, he was in class. Some sort of civics lesson, I think. Everyone’s eyes were glazed over except for his.”

“So he’s doing well?”

Vincent shifted awkwardly and sighed. “Academically? Probably. Socially…

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free run

Modern AU where Eren does parkour and one day he gets into some trouble with some other punks so he swings himself over walls and across banisters and he’s almost in the clear but one of the railings is slippy and basically he tumbles onto a balcony, rolling his way out of the fall and right into Levi, who was peacefully reading on his balcony at 6:32 in the morning. In the distance, shouts ring out, and his pursuers are close, so Eren presses himself down against Levi, hoping that they can’t see him from where they are on the street.

“Iamsosorrypleasedon’tmakeanynoise,” he whispers into Levi’s hair in a rush.

Levi, meanwhile, is frozen and tense and was about to flip Eren over his banister, but he’d stopped because Eren was soft and unmoving and clearly wasn’t trying to get at his internal organs. He relaxes deliberately, hearing his ‘assailant’s breathing even out. Eventually, the voices from down the street retreat, and the boy breathes a sigh of relief. 

Eren sits back on his heels in a hurry, giving the man (his saviour!) some space. Guiltily, he takes stock of the man lying rumpled on the floor, staring up at the sky as though wondering why he’d bothered to get up today.

“I’m so sorry, thanks for not throwing me off your balcony,” Eren tries tentatively, as he watches Levi sit up and look at him.

“I almost did, kid. What’d you do to those guys?” Levi asks.

Eren looks guilty. 

“Uh. One of them was harassing my friend so I stole his backpack and revealed that he like magical girl manga, not that its bad or anything but he got really embarrassed and angry so…” Eren trails off, and Levi snorts.

“I know, it’s immature, but I got mad though,” Eren looks suitably guilty. “Oh! I’m Eren, nice to meet you!” he adds on sunnily.

Levi looks at the kid, rumpled and smiling at him. He looks young, early twenties, he’d thought, and in the morning light he was every inch of him boyish, rascally charm. 

“Levi, nice to meet you. Do you parkour around here a lot?” 

Eren nods, and explains that he lives a few blocks from here, and the buildings in Levi’s apartment area had a lot of good grips and paths to free run. Halfway through the explanation, his stomach makes a sad, pathetic noise. Eren pauses. Levi pauses. They both take in how ridiculous this ‘cute meet’ is. Levi hands Eren a banana, and Eren takes off after he eats it hastily, mouth still chewing as he vaults over the banister with a muffled “Seeya around!”

Then, he is gone, leaving Levi standing barefoot in his balcony, chair overturned and a banana peel on the table. Levi considers the peel, and takes it in to throw it away. 

It becomes a common occurrence to see Eren running around and getting in and out of trouble. The kid is always laughing as he runs, happy and free and ridiculously attractive in his shirts, which were always sleeveless, so Levi got to see the long muscles working in those tanned arms. Sometimes, Eren would pop by his balcony, taking his shoes off as he landed. Levi, having resigned himself to this stray bird coming by whenever he pleased, started gathering snack bars to hand to the kid, who was always hungry. Sometimes, he invites him in for dinner, because it saved him the trouble of having to eat his leftovers, and Eren was always good company. 

Zombie Apocalypse AU (Part 2)

Part 1

  • There were campers pouring into Camp Half Blood. Ever since the “apocalypse” started, campers who were healthy came to camp.
  • The campers of the Apollo cabin were checking out every camper who came into camp to make sure that they were healthy. 
  • Will was the one running this whole operation. He was checking with what the media said how this disease was getting spread and the symptoms of those who caught it. 
  • Nico was also going to each camper, making sure they didn’t seem like they’re dying. That was probably a quick way to check since it did kill part of them.
  • So far, everyone was clean. Which was good. 
  • Will was up in Cabin Thirteen with Nico. He needed a place to work. He needed to find a cure, just in case there was a break out in camp.
  • “Will, you need to relax. You don’t even have the disease to test you vaccine on.” Nico told him.
  • “I need to try.” Will told him. “There needs to be a cure. It’s a human made disease.”
  • Nico got up from his bed and wrapped his arms around his waist. “You need to relax. You haven’t slept for days.”
  • “I’m fine.” Will tried to hide a yawn. “I told you, I need to find a cure.” 
  • Nico sighed. “Just….come to bed with me tonight. I’m going to see if any of our friends came to camp yet.”
  • Will nodded, not looking at him.
  • Nico left his cabin and looked around. Campers were walking and softly talking to each other. Some were crying since their family caught the disease and now were a “zombie”. 
  • He walked by the front entrance to see if any stragglers were coming in before sunset. 
  • He just wanted to know how his friends were doing; Percy, Annabeth, Piper, Jason, Frank, Hazel, Leo, and Reyna. There were no IMs or letters from anyone. He didn’t even think about shadow traveling to New Rome to see how they were doing since they needed him here.
  • And since all of them were now in their twenties and starting their own lives, they never kept in touch a lot. The last time they all got together was when Jason and Piper announced that they were engaged.
  • As the sun set completely, Nico sighed. If any camper was going to come at night, they were crazy. It would be even more difficult with the monsters and zombies out there. 
  • Nico walked back to his cabin. 
  • Chiron was trying to keep everything running as normal and keep panic down. 
  • At dinner, Nico could only guess that everyone was praying that there was a cure to this apocalypse and that their families were okay. 
  • Will was waiting outside cabin thirteen for Nico after dinner. “I got an IM.”
  • “From who?” Nico asked, hoping that it was good news.
  • “Frank. He thinks Hazel has zombie symptoms.”
Another Newt/Graves plot bunny because I can

So this is again because of @bouncybrittonie​ because we were discussing Newt and Percival taking in Credence and how that boy needed protection and I just got hit by the idea of a non-magical au (YES OKAY I AM ALREADY AT THE POINT WHERE I NEED TO GO INTO OUTSIDE CANON AU JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT I DON’T CARE)

So here goes:

Okay but Percival/Newt fic where Percival is a single dad raising an angry/traumatized Credence and where Newt is the guy with a animal shelter helping out Credence with healing/coping with whatever happened to him and bonding with his dad and of course Percival has to fall in love with Newt                        
And Newt has been in love with Percival forever but simply doesn’t believe he would be interested in him especially with everything happening in his life right now

So imagine Credence has run away from Percival, like I guess he was living with his mother before and Percival had little to no contact with him, in fact probably didn’t even know he had a child and then one day bam he’s got a kid, one that lived with an abusive mother and he doesn’t know the first thing about raising a traumatized kid but like hell if he’ll give up on him and people better be ready to kill him if they want to get to his son

But yeah Percival has all the best intentions and he’s not bad, but Credence definitely isn’t in the best headplace and he runs away and finds himself in a huge backyard with a billion animals among them some very big dogs, but all of them are gentle and sweet and soon he’s just cuddling with what looks more like a bear than it looks a dog.

And Newt gets out at that moment to feed the dogs or just to be with them and sees Credence and how he tenses up when he sees him so Newt doesn’t say anything acts like it’s perfectly normal for a strange kid to be hanging out with his animals

And Credence slowly relaxes in his presence and he likes that Newt only talks to him to ask for help, never coming close, letting him do his thing and sure maybe Newt wouldn’t have gone around feeding the dogs that way, but it still works so who cares?

And so Credence spends the day there and it’s close to dinner time and Newt finally asks him if he has anywhere to go, if anyone is waiting for him and Credence is like “I guess so” even if he doesn’t think that police commissioner (if it’s a nomagic au) Graves will truly miss him or anything

Of course the moment they get on the street is the moment Graves get on it and he forgets himself and hugs Credence as soon as he’s close and Credence tenses up but doesn’t try to get away for once

And Percival is all “where were you, i was worried, i’ve been looking for you for hours, are you okay, are you hungry” and Credence finally tells him that he was with Newt and the animals and it was great and Percival finally realises they aren’t alone and he’s ready to arrest Newt because that guy is suspicious and surely he did something the Credence

But he listens to what his son says and after a deep breath he’s done with the overprotective dad mode and sure Credence doesn’t look like much, but he could probably take on Newt easily and does that guy even eat???

And Newt is just looking at Percival with heart eyes because he seems to be such a caring dad and he had been worried for Credence but he’s good at reading little physical cue and Credence definitely feels safe with him and that’s good

And I don’t know I guess they all go eat because Percival wants to repay Newt for taking care of Credence even if Newt protest that he hasn’t done anything, Credence helped him out if anything Newt should be the one buying them dinner

And Credence when they part way asks if he can go visit again and Newt wants to say yes but he looks at Percival because he doubts the man will let his son go to a stranger’s house but Percival have seen how much good it’s been for Credence so he’s just “if Mr Scamander can use the help, I don’t see why not”

And thus begins the epic love story between them as well as raising a child together

anonymous asked:


  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Pearl
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Pearl (but she doesn’t really realize she’s doing it)
  • Who starts the tickle fights: Amethyst!
  • Who starts the pillow fights: Amethyst!!
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Pearl
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar: Amethyst, she doesn’t really care tho
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: AMETHYST
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Amethyst (Pearl always puts her face in her hands bc she’s fed up and also blushin a little bit)
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Pearl!
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Amethyst
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Pearl
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Amethyst (while Pearl is sleeping)
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Pearl
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Pearl 

a-crazy-shipper  asked:

you know... i have this fetish for nekoboys/catboys so... can you do somenthing with a Nico-catboy? c: you decide the shipp, i just want Nico-catboy, because, in my mind, he's fucking fluffy <3

Catboys, huh? That wasn’t an easy one, but - like I said before - I love trying out new things! Thanks, dear! This was indeed fun to write and I hope you like it


Since Loveless is pretty much all my experience with catboys I guess this is gonna be a little bit of an Loveless AU - so for everyone who doesn’t know Loveless: People have cat/dog-ears and tails until they are adults (aka had sex)
- other than that let’s just go with the usual highschool AU

Percy and Nico are at the mall. Shopping for clothes. Nico obviously doesn’t like it, but at least there’s dinner afterwards with Tyson and Jason.


Nico was glad they’d come to the mall early on a weekday. Percy had been thoughtful enough to choose a day where almost no one else was shopping; most of those annoying Barbie-girls were still in school or sleeping and mothers and fathers were working or going for groceries but not clothes. Still, there was this old granny who looked at him like she wanted to pinch his cheek and give him a cookie. Nico shuddered, his ears flat against his head.

Percy had taken off a day from school for this and Nico didn’t even want to think about the implications of the older doing something so considerate for him. The store was close to Percy’s home, where his girlfriend Annabeth was waiting for them; and while Nico had pretty much accepted them being in love forever, he couldn’t stop the fact that this felt somewhat like a date…

“Here we go!”, Percy exclaimed, heaping another load of not-black, too-expensive clothing on his arms and nodding towards Nico. “Let’s try this one first,” he laughed “I’ve seen the comic-shirts over there, but Hazel said you’d need plain clothing and not – and here I quote – ‘one of those lame superhero-ones’, because you apparently have enough of those. How come I’ve never saw you wearing anything other but skulls?”

Nico felt his tail swishing against his legs and tried to consciously stop the nervous gesture. He wouldn’t tell Percy about the Batman-boxers he was wearing right now. Or the Superman-shirt he stole form Jason’s wardrobe last month, or the Spiderman-pyjamas – but those had been a present from Hazel so she had no right to complain about them.

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