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// Hello, Lukas here, just wanted to say thank you. I know I haven’t been very active lately, this is due to multiple reasons, but I am really happy to hear people still really like my blog and my muse, even if I’m less active than I’d like to be. It really makes me happy and motivates me to continue this blog. Even if I’m not very active, I still very much enjoy roleplaying Matt, and I’d love to roleplay with more people! I will try to be more active, but college begins again for me next week so I can;t promise I’ll be more active right away!

// Anyways, I’m working on a little event thingy (If I keep the motivation to finish it, that is) so yeah!

During Business Hours: A Filthy Coffee Shop AU

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by samanthahirr

Unemployed artist Steve takes a job managing the worst coffee shop in Brooklyn, where the floors are greasy, the coffee beans have expired, the espresso machine’s been sabotaged, and the owners might be Russian Mafia. But the job comes with a few perks, like a generous paycheck, reasonable hours, and one super-hot customer whom Steve can’t resist having dirty, filthy, bad-idea sex with in the bathroom.

Steve is pretty sure this job is going to kill him. But what a way to go….

Words: 25120, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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flickr

untitled. by emil rocha
Via Flickr:
Pentax Super-A. SMC Pentax-A 1:1.7 50mm. Fuji Superia 400 (expired).

im ur problematic fave:::

  • drinks straight from the carton
  • eats moldy bread and expired jam for breakfast
  • can’t handle more than one person at a time
  • cna’t function when inebriated or sleepy
  • can’t function
  • only uses a coaster sometimes
  • made a bomb once
  • it was an accident though
  • probably? i dont remember it much now
  • makes call out postts for himself
  • flirts Badly and in Memes, ex: “you fucking furry im fuckng gay”
  • cries when his boyfriend makes puns
  • cries when his best friend makes puns
  • cries when anyone makes puns, really
  • makes puns
  • also, “iM PSYCHIC MATE”
  • trash monster, there are expired empty jam containers everywhere
  • sleeps through every single alarm that he sets (currently there are 14 set)
  • is a furry
  • oh god what have i become
  • only uses a coaster sometimes

It’s gotten to the point where everything in my life is defined by how far away it is from Taylor’s concert. My next AP lit notebook is due a week before I see Taylor. The cottage cheese we just bought expires six days before I see Taylor. I have a trig test 53 days before I see Taylor.