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astrologicalasshat  asked:

Hey Peter! Does Craig have any bad habits as far as being a roommate? Like leaving his underwear in weird places or piling glasses up on his nightstand, anything like that?

PETER: Nah, he’s pretty cool.
PETER: He does leave shirts kind of everywhere, but it’s on his side of the bedroom, so no fault.
PETER: If anything I’m messier than he is!
PETER: I leave like, wrappers and dishes all over.
PETER: I haven’t seen Craig really… eat much of anything, in front of me? So if he ever even does, he’s really clean about it.
PETER: The only time he’s ever really here to do anything is when he comes home at night?
PETER: Man, there was this one time! He was so out of it, he passed out on my bed. It was hilarious.
PETER: He told me I was his best friend. It was so sweet, I was like guy, I’ll just sleep on the couch.
PETER: So no, he’s a good roomie.