'don't you have standards

sometimes I wonder if everyone who hates pineapple on pizza has ever had pineapple on pizza or is just reacting to the concept of it

  • *namjin photoshoot*
  • People: QUEEN AND KING, FREAKING MARRIED, I LOVE DADS. rELATIONSHIP GOALS💕💕.
  • *vmin photoshoot*
  • People: SUCH FRIENDS MUCH ENVY FROM ME, I WANT A FRIEND LIKE TAEHYUNG, YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDSHIP GOALS HONESTLY.
  • Me: they can be a relationship goals too... like boyfriends..
  • People: wHAT ARE SUGGESTING THAT THEY ARE GAY?! OH MY YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE AN ARMY HOW COULD YOU SAY YOUR IDOL IS GAY. I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE GAY, IF THEY REALLY ARE, I AM UNSTANNING THEM RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: hm.
  • Me: *leaves*
maybe it would know better if we stitched it eyes

Summary: When you and your best friend have been attached to the hip practically since birth, you’re not going to let some scrap of cloth separate you. In which Oikawa redefines the meaning of a hatstall, and Headmistress McGonagall probably isn’t paid enough. Hogwarts AU!

Credit to @agapantoblu for the premise of Oikawa fighting the Sorting Hat forever to be in the same house as Iwaizumi (taken from this post). It’s just such a great idea that immediately sparked my dead writer brain.

Pairing: Iwaoi (You can take it either as queerplatonic or romantic)
Word Count: 1470
Rating: G or K or basically as hair-raising as a stuffed teddy bear


They stopped calling it a hatstall twenty minutes ago.

It was unprecedented, to say the least. The Sorting Hat’s record for the longest time to sort a student was seven minutes and 23 seconds - something that Professor Flitwick felt the need to say repeatedly as his gaze flickered between his watch and the boy on the stool, back and forth as though he was afraid he might miss something.

Headmistress McGonagall failed to see exactly what he could miss. Certainly, just past the five minute mark, the hall could hardly contain the frenetic waves of anticipation, everyone excited at the sheer privilege of seeing a hatstall. Even McGonagall - with an impressive sixty years at Hogwarts under her belt - had only seen enough hatstalls to count on one hand.

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“/Only??/”

“Uh, yeah? I mean, it’s not all that impressive when you think about it. There’s still like nine higher scoring people anyway. Studying is like all I do, so, uh.

The amount of Reylo fanfics, fanarts, fanvids is overwhelming

I want to thank this amazing talented supportive fandom for existing.

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“Did you or did you not spend the night with your boyfriend last week?”

Madeleine cringes at his harsh, unforgiving tone. “I-I’m sorry Dad,” she stammers. “I didn’t think-”

“DAMN RIGHT YOU DIDN’T THINK!” Mr. Carlisle explodes. “Not only did you embarrass yourself in front of two of our family’s oldest and dearest friends, but you deliberately disobeyed me! And even worse, instead of telling me about it yourself, I had to learn of it from Daniel!”

“Daddy, it was just one night!” she sputters. “And I’m twenty-two now! Is it really such a big deal?”

“Don’t you dare talk back to me, child!” he yells. “Did you even once stop to consider the consequences of your actions?! Who knows what sort of diseases that vile, disgusting man could have! Or heaven forbid you wind up pregnant! God knows you’ve done enough to humiliate me recently, a shotgun wedding is the LAST thing I need!”

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”A new wind blowing in 3rd season: Seigaku vs Yamabuki!?”

Apparently today after the show ended, they announced two additional casts for Yamabuki team (and twitter kinda exploded, me included). Yes, Yamabuki’s other jimi doubles, Nitobe Inakichi and Kita Ichiuma, finally appear in the musical! 

Nitobe will be portrayed by Tonoshiro Yuuma (1992 / 03 / 10) and Kita-kun will be portrayed by Aoki Jin (1992 / 05 / 26). Both played at Live Spectacle Naruto as ensemble casts.

(source: 1, 2)

this is … wow

get down from that high horse of yours before you hurt yourself

do you really think i give a tit about what you think?! 

there is just one thing I’d like to remind you all: negativity, harassment and hatred have never accomplished anything wonderful. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) if you can, be kind to each other. the world is already rough enough as it is.