'crap i'm in love with him'

Phil has been so much more open and expressive about his emotions. He laughs loudly and makes sexual jokes and swears (he only really says “crap” but I’ll take it) and he seems so happy. I’m so happy that he’s happy and comfortable with himself.

Cliffs Edge ch9

thanks to @luckiedee​, I finally did the thing.


Prior to their departure from the hotel, Kent’s first act of business is to Google something on his phone. He won’t let Alexei see what it is.

“Fuck yes!” Kent exclaims. When he looks up from the screen, he’s grinning. “Okay, we’ve got some hours to kill. Will you be warm enough walking around outside in just a shirt and jacket? Even at night? It gets cold up here.”

Alexei looks down at himself. “I’m Russian.”

“Yeah, and I play ice hockey and grew up in New York, and I can’t fucking stand the cold. That’s why I’ve got three layers on and I’m grabbing a jacket before we go.” Kent gets up from his chair. “So?”

Alexei gets up, too. “I’m okay. It’s warm jacket. Where we go at night?”

“That’s for me to know and you to find out.” Kent goes to his closet to fish out the aforementioned jacket, which he ties around his waist like it’s 1995. Alexei would chirp him but it’s too fucking cute.

Kent heads for the door but Alexei hangs back, looking around the room. It was mildly messy when they came in but now it’s kind of disastrous, with the beds further rumpled from people sitting on their edges and all the available trashcans filled up with leavings. The delivery bags have been rolled up and stuffed inside each other, along with the discarded pie and quiche tins.

“Housekeeping will get it,” Kent says.

Alexei still cringes at the mess, but he goes with Kent, who checks for his keycard before closing the door behind them.

Outside the hotel, all is quiet. Alexei doesn’t see anyone with cameras hanging out in wait.

“Probably stalking the Falconers,” Kent says, and hails a taxi.

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Realising you're in too deep with Throne of Glass reason #583

Friend: I’m on book 3

Me: *GASP* I love Heir of Fire. It’s my favourite.

Friend: Rowan has just taken Celaena to stay in his room for the first time.

Me: ROWAN! And he’s just seen her scars! I love him so much, oh Rowan… Hold up. Now I’m crying.

*all the while I’m literally pulling these faces*

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

So since there are those headcanons Thace is Keith’s dad. Here is a headcanon how the parents met- Keith’s mom pulled unconscious Thace out of a wreckage. When he woke up he tried to overpower her and escape but she whacked him with a frying pan straight in the face. It was a love at first smack down.

Keith: “Dad, how did you meet Mom?”


Mom: “You are injured and bleeding and I don’t care if you are a goddamn alien, you will listen to me and SIT DOWN!” *WHAM*

Thrace: “She saved me from dying in my spacecraft and hit me over the head with an Earth weapon when I tried to leave.”

Keith: ಠ_ಠ


Your attitude is amusing.” If he was allowed to get away talking like this to anyone he meets, he must have a powerful Stand. Otherwise, with a body as weak as his, he would need constant visits to the hospital.

But humans like you should learn their place in this world.

Okay but consider this:

Tony’s probably spent his entire adult life blaming Howard for Maria’s death.  He was (probably drunk) behind the wheel, and it was a crash on an empty road in the middle of nowhere.  What other explanation is there?     

If there’s anything I took away from this movie, it’s that, despite all the crap Howard put him through as a child, Tony desperately wants to be able to love his father.  (Now, whether or not Howard is deserving of that love is a totally different matter altogether.)  And so now Tony finds out that the event which was probably his biggest source of hatred/resentment towards his father is a complete lie.  Even worse, Steve, who is not only Tony’s friend, but who was also friends with Howard, withheld this vital piece of information just to “spare him.”  

So Tony’s dealing not just with the fact that Bucky killed Maria, but also with the fact that Howard didn’t.  Tony’s not just mad that he was lied to or that his parents were murdered, he’s also having to come to terms with a complete paradigm shift.

anonymous asked:

How would the boys react as holding their newborns for the first time they gripped one of their fingers and the babies smile in their sleep?

How would the guys react to holding their newborn for the first time? ☺

I’m answering two asks in one here since they’re so similar.

LEO: THIS PROUD PAPA ARE YOU KIDDING HE HAS A BABY HES A DAD WHAT. Leo would smile down at his lil babe, his eyes crinkling in the corners as a happy sigh escapes him. For once he isn’t the leader or a brother or a son, but a dad, and he couldn’t be happier.

RAPH: OMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT IF I HURT EM OH NO OH NO OH NO. He would be freaking out, in his mind he’s too large to hold such a tiny thing and would crush it in a heartbeat. Once that little finger curls around his own (as much as it can, anyway) he melts. All the rage and fear and worry oozes out of him, until all that’s left is a giant teddy bear who will rip out your throat if you so much as sneeze on his lil one.

DONNIE: IS THE BABY OKAY WHAT ARE ITS VITALS I NEED TO RUN A CHECK UP. He’d be in full doctor Don mode, ready to do everything to make sure it’s healthy. After it wraps its fingers around his own, he’s a goner. He pulls the baby closer to his chest and whispers to it, telling it about all the exciting wonders of life, and right away this little one has got its papa wrapped around it’s fingers like they currently are, but metaphorically this time.

MIKEY: HES A DAD WOW MUCH ADULTING VERY RESPONSIBLING LOOK AT HIS CUTIE. He’s an excited daddy who can’t wait to take his kid boarding and play him in video games and omg so much to do. Mikey is a big bundle of energy until that little baby wraps its fingers around his and gazes into his eyes, almost like its staring into Mikey’s soul. Mikey grins, blue eyes wide and vibrant, until the baby starts crying. It’s going to be a long night….

anonymous asked:

I think you're very willing to apologize to Louis and blame his team to the point of believing that he's obliged to recognize a fake son (!!!) but you're able to blame Harry for everything What is happening to him as if Harry were to blame for all the crap. Sad. No one forces you to pretend that Harry likes it, why do you keep trying? Louis wants all this, plays with the Antis and the Larries and seems perfect but do not try to make believe that you love Harry

This message was such a shitshow that you aren’t even worth blocking, you dumb fuck. By the way, once you wrote “Sad,” I read the rest of it in Donald Trump’s voice, so that definitely didn’t do you any favors.



Like Ray is a muggle born Slytherin fifth year who isn’t really into the whole ‘witch craft’ things and smuggles in his DS and shit.

Joel is a pure blood Ravenclaw in his seven year who is totally against technology and can’t use it for crap. That is in till Ray introduces him to the xbox. 

imagine sitting across from calum as you hung out with tour crew and even though the bus was dimly lit you could tell by the way calum was resting his head on his clenched fist and his lips were slightly pursed that he was mad about something so you hesitantly stood up to sit in the small space beside him, but as soon as he looked up at you you could tell he was just kind of tired and upset so you sat down, put your legs on his, and played with his dark hair . he looked into your eyes as you quietly asked what was wrong, and he muttered “i’m just kinda tired, and luke’s been annoying me, and i’ve just had a long day,” before you took his large hand into yours and rubbed his toned arm, eventually causing him to become sleepy and lay his head on your shoulder and yawn as the conversation continued on around you.

Our little Miracle

genre: angst, smut, fluff :)

warnings: negative thoughts, infertility, a/o sex, sexxx… i think that’s it tbh, message me if i missed anything

word count: 3,503 (loVE ME)

A/N: Yo, hope you like it :) (also i may continue this so please do tell me if you want a part two)


When Dan Howell was in year 7 of school he had been taught that one of the sole purposes of omegas was to carry and birth their alpha’s children. That was no shock to him - of course it wasn’t - he’d seen it everywhere. Omegas with litters of children, sometimes nine or ten. His mother had had six children and was pregnant with another when his father had expressed his desire for another one. He knew that his purpose was to carry Phil’s children, to raise them, to give him as many as he desires. Maybe that was why he felt like a failure.

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I hate bad days. I hate bad days because we FaceTime and I’m just in a bad mood so I treat you like crap. And then I feel even worse because I just treated you like crap and all I need is a hug.
—  11:36 pm, May 6th 2016.
Fun Fact!

On my first play through of Undertale:

  • It took me a while to actually leave Tori because I loved her so much.
  • Sans scared the crap outta me when I first met him. 
  • I was laughing so hard at Sans’ puns that I had to take a few minutes to catch my breath before continuing. 
  • I loved Papyrus from the moment he first came on screen. 
  • I really didn’t like Undyne at all…until the cooking lesson. Then I loved her.
  • It took me forever to get past Asgore because I did not want to FIGHT.
  • Photoshop Flowey scared the everliving daylights outta me. No fourth wall with that jerk.
  • I got the key to Sans’ room (my brother told me how) and his prank scared me to death. I dunno what I was expecting from him. 
  • Hold up, I just realized that half my first time playing Undertale involved me getting scared by Sans. Dang it, Sans.
  • I cried because of Asriel at the end…I cry every fricking time dang it.

Cuddling phan is life <3 I want to believe that Dan still likes to be cuddled, even though he’s taller, because it reminds him of 2009 and smol phan feels

I dedicate this to the bae flippin-phantastic, because I was inspired by our convo *-*

Don’t steal/report/claim as yours or I’ll have to ask the army to take you away, I don’t make the rules  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


you’d better believe I love the movie Amelie, you’d better believe I’m dying over Miraculous Ladybug and you’d bettER FLIPPING BELIEVE THAT this IS PROBABLY MY ALL TIME FAVE FANART/PHOTOSET TO EVER EXIST!!! SO HOLY CRAP HERE WE GO grab onto your tiddies and gET READY for this freaking series that i’m DOING

Amelie au part 1/?

special thanks to @shishitsunari for bringing this crossover to my attention. It’s been a super long time since I’ve watched Amelie and I definitely needed to watch it again because of how amazing it is. so thank you.