'cause they're shit

Okay so Japanese chi has these quests which are quizzes. Basically they give you a question with three options and each option corresponds to a portal. You enter the portal that corresponds to the right answer you find the boss. You enter the wrong portal a giant Darkside one shots you. 

The main reason I bring this up is…it’s weird getting these wrong. Like they’re in Japanese so I have to guess (cause more effort than it’s worth to translate) but I know if they were in English I would ace every one. 

 magnus bane, high warlock of brooklyn:

-ragnor fell. ‘my little dear cabbage’
-took in raphael when he turned ‘how you’re like a son to me’ 
-became simon’s sponsor ‘…if I ever found someone in a similar situation, I’d try to make sure they didn’t have to go at it alone’
-is literally saphael’s dad ‘anyone for a martini’
-created a fire-breathin snake for camille, cause extra. ‘my baby’
-portaled to freakin india to loot from his ex, cause he can. ‘of course i recognise it, it’s mine’
-talks about camille being his rock, saving his suicidal depressed self ‘she saved me’
-but acknowledges she’s manipulative and choose his adopted downworlder family instead ‘enjoy idris’
-loves clary like his own daughter: saved her mum, her adopted dad!luke, gave her a memory of his, and great advice ‘biscuit, i’m sorry’
-talked about how his mum took her own life with a keris because she couldn’t accept her own child ‘i was nine years old when my mother realised what my cat eyes meant’
-casually keeping the downworld safe ‘he knows he’s banned from north america, indefinitely’
-senses and is worried that isabelle’s in trouble ‘isabelle, i don’t need magic to know when i’m being lied to’
-is maia’s best tipper ‘never trust a stingy warlock’

please, don’t let me stop you. do add on.

so to all y’all yapping bout how magnus doesn’t have his own storyline/ his own agency. maybe you’re the one defining him by his relationship with alec, cause the showrunners sure ain’t. 

do yall ever feel like some people are just so out of your league and i don’t mean like in a dating sense i mean like when you wanna be friends with someone but you’re just so terrified of them cause you’re like a giant heap of garbage compared to this person and when i say you i mean me and by this person i mean literally everyone who’s ever been nice to me

  • Stiles: *tries to kill multiple people, actually murders half the hospital and others while possessed*
  • Sheriff Stilinski: ............
  • Kira: *maybe killed one very dangerous chimera because she has no control over her fox and is practically possessed*
  • Sheriff Stilinski: okay, we need to arrest her now, she's killing innocent kids !!!!1!111!!!1!
At the mall
  • Levi: Excuse me? I lost my squad members. Can I please make an announcement?
  • Security: Of course.
  • Levi: *leans into mic* Goodbye you little shits.
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“Today, you will define who you are. Today, you will spill white blood and change the future. Are you with me?!”

666. Draco uses his tongue to touch his nose to scare everyone.

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M: “Kunihiro-kun that’s not…” idontevenknowhowtotranslatemyownwritingsok

Quick doodle more like 2 hours on a doodle wow im fucking slow before i procrastinate even more

Take a look at the twitter hashtag #しょくんばで彼眼帯 (idkhowtotranslatethisbutbasically manba-kun wearing micchan’s eyepatch) if you have time ignore mine pls

Chizuru is a strong character and does not need to be physically strong or be good at wielding a blade to be a strong character, pass it on.

so like, i pre-ordered botw for the wii u for release date but thanks to chilean shipping services shenanigans they told me they’ve been having problems with shipping outside the capital city (of course) and that it would take them like a week to get here

and i was like OK FINE ive been busy anyway i dont have time for botw whatever but the thing was SUPPOSED to arrive on friday (yesterday) and IT DIDNT so i call them and they’re like “uhh we still have problems lmao so like expect it on monday i guess?”

needless to say chile express sucks ass and i hate them

Inclusionists

Please, please, PLEASE stop saying q***r isn’t a slur/saying it’s only a slur for older people/saying only exclusionists say it’s a slur.

For gods sake. I’m an inclusionist, and a minor, and have a really really bad history with the word. I need it tagged.

It is still used as a slur. People still have bad memories with it. People still need it tagged. Stop disrespecting those who do.