'cause i'd rather not

MBTI Types as Pick-Up Lines
  • INFJ: Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
  • ISFJ: When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you
  • ENFJ: I write your name in the sky but the clouds blow it away. I write your name in the sand but the waves wash it away. I write your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
  • ESFJ: Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
  • INTP: Dang girl, are you an appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • ISTP: Hey boy, are you sleep? Cause I don't get nearly enough of you and it's ruining my social, emotional, and over all mental health.
  • ENTP: I was recently diagnosed with a rare disease called cryoaudiovascularia. It prohibits proper blood flow to the ears, causing them to slowly freeze and fall off, slowly spreading to the inner ear and finally to the brain. There is no known cure, except one. My ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only known material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.
  • ESTP: I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. *kiss* Oh what a shame, it seems like I lost the bet.
  • INTJ: You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • ISTJ: Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
  • ENTJ: I'm an army recruiter, and I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my place and "be all you can be."
  • ESTJ: You know how I got these guns? *points to biceps* Lifting children out of poverty.
  • INFP: I blog about you sometimes.
  • ISFP: Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is by far my favorite.
  • ENFP: Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • ESFP: Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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Only to come back….

                                      ….I´ll always come back to you

honestly the fact that some bands perform ‘stage gay’ rubs me the wrong way

anonymous asked:

You would not believe your eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ if ten million ๐Ÿ’ฏfireflies ๐Ÿlit ๐Ÿ”ฅup โ˜๏ธthe world ๐ŸŒŒ as I fell asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด cause they'd fill the open air โ˜๏ธ and leave teardrops ๐Ÿ’ฆ everywhere you'd think ๐Ÿ’ญ me rude but I would just stand ๐Ÿ•ดand stare ๐Ÿ‘€ I like to make myself believe ๐Ÿ’ญ that planet earth ๐ŸŒ turns slowly ๐Ÿšถit's hard to say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that I'd rather stay awake ๐Ÿ‘ when I'm asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด cause everything ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ is never as it seems ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ when I'm asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด

Originally posted by castieldeans

anonymous asked:

Hi!! I saw the headcanon about Slytherins learning sign language so that they can talk to the mermaids and I got really excited cause I'm learning sign language right now! Except I'd much rather be signing with my fellow Slytherins and mermaids. Okay that's it, I just was really excited that I realized that and wanted to share with people who understand and are Slytherin too! Love you all!!!๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ

ahhh that’s so great anon! i love hearing about people being excited about our headcanons and im sure someone else felt exactly how you did. Also thank you, ily too anon.

-Orla

anonymous asked:

I saw this leak where in the end Jon realizes that he loves Sansa in the end, Dany will not sit at the Iron Throne and Jon will go to the Wall. I can't help but be slightly hopeful that this means Jon may come back from his OOCness and that Dany will die at the end. I mean, to be honest I'd rather have Jonsa separated *sob* than causing more emtional trauma onto each other. I may hate Jon right now but even he doesn't deserve the character assassination from D&D. Whatcha think?

Dear Nonny,

I wouldnโ€™t call that a leak so much as a theory.ย  Thereโ€™s all kinds of theories about the storyโ€™s end.ย  I have my own theories about how the books will end but I could be way off.ย  If the show is truly committed to giving Martinโ€™s intended ending, then weโ€™ll see what happens next year.

My personal theories are under the cut but itโ€™s long and feel free to disregard.

Keep reading

Side quests that are out of character for your PC but give lots of money/exp

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Egotistical emo kid promises to bind today. Then forgets…

renee-f  asked:

Ummm....Rip? Are you allowed visitors or are we braking in? Cause I'd rather not be here with out permission and risk being kill or worse.

So… Look at my Boss. Look at him. This edgy, red and black, neon toothed, monocle and top hat wearing son of an evil bitch…

Does he look like a nice guy? Do you think he’d allow visitors? 

‘Course not. But Dr.Flug’s nice enough to keep a secret and let some in for me.

Most of the time y’all are breaking in somehow. We’re still trying to figure that out.

  • Qrow: Hey Winter.
  • Winter: What the hell do you want this time Qrow.
  • Qrow: Would you rather I had sex with you or your sister?
  • Winter: EXCUSE ME?
  • Qrow: That wasn't a threat or anything, just a thought exercise. Things are assumed to be consensual, of course.
  • Winter: Qrow what the fuck?
  • Qrow: Cause I'd rather have sex with you but you know I was just wondering your stance on the issue.
  • Winter: QROW WHAT THE FUCK?

anonymous asked:

i just wanted to tell you a nice story!! i came out to my boyfriend as ace a little while ago bc i was worried it would cause problems in the future and i'd rather have my heart broken now than later. he was super sweet and supportive, and because of this he has now discovered that he's demisexual! so that's neat :)

Awwww :D

Sentence Meme: Made Of Bricks
  • "Do this for me."
  • "Don't tell me that you didn't try and check out my bum."
  • "Everybody thinks I'm weird."
  • "Everytime we fight I know it's not right."
  • "I don't even know if we're still friends."
  • "I hope everything's gonna be alright."
  • "I just think that we get on."
  • "I just want your kiss."
  • "I know I should forget, but I can't."
  • "I know that I should let go, but I can't."
  • "I like to play."
  • "I must admit that I was a bit scared."
  • "I wish that we could see if we could be something."
  • "I wish that you knew when I said two sugars, actually I meant three."
  • "I wish that you loved me."
  • "I wish that you were more intelligent."
  • "I wish you'd hold my hand when I was upset."
  • "I'd rather be with your friends mate, 'cause they are much fitter."
  • "I'm not in love, I just wanna be touched."
  • "I've got a mixed-up memory."
  • "If you want you can come back to mine."
  • "Intelligent input darlin', why don't you just have another beer then?"
  • "Should I go or should I stay?"
  • "Stop being a dickhead."
  • "Tell me what you're thinking now don't be shy."
  • "This is my body."
  • "This is my face."
  • "We'd better run."
  • "What are you talking about?"
  • "When I saw you kissing that girl my heart it shattered."
  • "Why are you crying?"
  • "You are my friend."
  • "You deserve a real nice guy/girl."
  • "You don't have to be so up yourself all the time."
  • "You don't know how much I missed you."
  • "You'll find someone better."
  • "You're so nice."
  • "You've got that look in your eyes."