'cause i am and cute too

I finally watched Kingsman: The Golden Circle last weekend!! And I am going to watch it again tomorrow heehee

(BTW, please be REALLY CAREFUL with the slippery floor in rainy days, I just fell off stairs and nearly broke my arm today… *facepalm*)

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M: theres a huge group text going and its,,, really annoying u guys all talk so much,,,

J: some of us are really far away! theres a lot to catch up on!

M: ok but hearing ur phone go off at 4 am cause chloe found a cute cat meme is not on my list of favorite things when i got class at 8 dude

R: in her defense that cat meme was hILARIOUS MAN

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sans: …yeah. i wouldn’t tackle tori in any way if i were you.

Toriel: Hmm, my ears are a little sensitive, but not as much as Sans’ ribs, right~? It makes him all flustered!

penumbra as @wolfpupy tweets
  • juno steel: hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever
  • peter nureyev: i am traveling through space and time refusing to learn anything and being a diva about it
  • rita: i am putting a ribbon in my hair to raise awareness of the cause of me looking so cute
  • cecil kanagawa: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care
  • cassie kanagawa: stop being so defensive I am just trying to hit you with weapons
  • julian dimaggio: i was too beautiful for this world [closes eyes with own hand]
  • alessandra strong: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours
  • mick mercury: the biggest flaw of all my get rich quick schemes so far has been that they haven't gotten me rich quickly or even at all
  • sasha wire: thats cool. oh that wasn't a response to what you said i was just noting that it's cool that i wasn't listening or caring
  • valles vicky: if you think you can be rude to me with sass think again. I am the only one who is allowed to do that
  • ingrid lake: i hate to be betrayed but love to have revenge
  • mag: if we do this we do it my way [cut to a bunch of explosions. corpses and debris fly through the air] okay maybe i should be more open to ideas
  • miasma: when the sun goes out, the air turns to fire and the streets run red with blood, i am probably to blame for it.
  • chance sequoyah: retiring from my life of crime because vending machines and claw machines dont give you stuff when you point a gun at them
  • mary anne: don't speak i know just what you're saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably
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another simple lil star dump, cause i dunno svtfoe is just,, rlly fun to draw for some reason? like im just in a star mood i guess. it was also rlly nice to work on these, there a lot simpler then i usually do stuff but it was actually kinda relaxing,

BTS Reaction to their GF cringing hearing people call them “daddy”-

(for @wolffoggirl)  


Jin-

Originally posted by jinactor

Jin was SO used to being called “daddy” by fans, it didn’t even phase him anymore. He couldn’t help but laugh at the “wtf” face you made at the computer screen as you two were reading comments under the new DNA video for fun. “you know how much ARMY loves their daddy, babe!”


Suga-

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie

Yoongi didn’t mind or care all that much that his fans called him “daddy”. He even thought it was sort of cute. You on the other hand, found it disturbing. “Yeah but there are girls who are like minors calling you that.” “Life of a playboy, baby.” 


J-Hope-

Originally posted by yoongichii

Hoseok found it so cute when you got visibly upset at hearing fans call him “daddy”.  “Haha I don’t like it that much either but oh well.”


Rap Mon-

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

Namjoon threw his arm around you and laughed when you both heard fans scream “I love you daddy!” towards him while you two were out together. “Ahh you know i’m your one and only daddy, baby.” “Ugh stooooop.” You whined.


Jimin-

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

Jimin only laughed and treated it as a joke when he heard fans call him “daddy”. You shook your head and made a disgusted face which caused Jimin to laugh harder. “I know baby, i’m waaaaay too cute to be anyone’s daddy!”


V-

Originally posted by jeonbegins

Taehyung thought being called “daddy” by fans was funny and adorable. He couldn’t help but chuckle at your “oh hell no” face when you both read comments online calling taehyung daddy. “I AM THE DADDY OF THE WORLD” he joked to tease you.


Jungkook-

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

Jungkook has made it clear that he doesn’t like being called “daddy” at all. And he doesn’t even try to hide how disturbing he found it either. He joined in on your “wtf” face when you both heard a fan scream “daddy” at him. “I know, I hate that shit too.” 

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Authors note: This was requested! Feel free to send me more! Up next should be my Sleepover part two😚💕tagging @tana-summers
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“Jean, stay out my head!” You yell at your younger sister before throwing a pillow at her, causing her to chuckle. “Why are you even looking in there?”

“You’re so whipped.” Jean said before giggling. You eyed her weirdly. “Alex! You’re so in love with him!”

“I am not in love with Alex!” You lied as you rolled your eyes. It’s true, you have fallen for the older summers kid. He stolen you heart without even trying. It’s the cute little smiles he throw you, the winks he send you, sarcastic little remarks, and the flirtatious touches. All those things made you feel butterflies in your stomach.

“He’s in love with you too, you know?” Jean said while smiling at you. You rolled your eyes, not believing her. “I’m just saying, You might be Mrs.Summers soon.”

“I could be saying the same thing to you.” You argued back while laughing. Jean blushed as you stood up and walked towards the open door. “I be right back. I have to go tell my boyfriend I’m in love with him.”

“I would say good luck but you don’t need it!” Jean called to you with a wave.

You walked into the main room only to find Alex sitting with Peter and Scott. You walked right in front of him before pausing. You opened your mouth to say something but you froze. The three boys were looking at you curiously.

“Babe are yo-” Before Alex could finish you cut him off.

“IM IN LOVE WITH YOU AND UH..YEAH!” You yell really loudly catching the attention of everyone in the room. Alex just stared at you, mouth slightly opened and shocked written all over his face.
‘okay, maybe Jean was wrong for once.’

Alex stood up and wrapped his arms around your waist. He kissed you slow and passionately. You were on cloud nice kissing him, his lips were incredibly soft and they tasted like candy. He pulled away to your dismay a smile clearly shown on his face.

“I’m in love with you too babe.” Alex said before Peter and Scott started clapping.

'Y/N, I’m always right. Never forget that.’ Jean sent you causing you to chuckle.

K A I R O S | 01 |

 /ˈkīräs/ 

(n.) the perfect, delicate, crucial moment; the fleeting rightness of time and place that creates the opportune atmosphere for action, words, or movement

An arranged marriage AU. 

Paring: OT7.
Genre: fluff, angst, a lot of suggestive parts and eventual smut.
Word count: 3 352

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“But mom, I’m not going to live with a bunch of strangers-!”

“I had the maids pack your things last night, your bags are outside.”

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Cliche is underrated. 

Especially when you just got kicked out of your own house by your ever so loving parents to stay with seven boys you’ve only heard notorious things about.

Oh, and you’re supposed to pick one to marry by the end of next month.

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Back Up

Part 5:

Hunk thankfully had the thought to warn everyone of Lance’s situation before he brought him out to the brig where Pidge was working her way through a digitalised list explaining what a pacifier was to Allura.

Shiro was talking to Coran but soon as he saw Lance he clamped his mouth shut nodding his head to get Coran to notice the now toddler also.

The room fell silent as they all turned their attention to the three.

“H-hello.” Lance said timidly burying his face in the crook of Hunks chest.

“So cute.” Allura cooed as she made her way over to Lance.

“Hello, I don’t suppose you know me but I am Princess Allura.”

Lance looked round at her then hid his face again whispering something in Spanish that caused Hunk to chuckle. “He says your very pretty.”

Under normal circumstances Allura would of rolled her eyes at the comment from the blue paladin, but he was just so cute!

Allura picked his up and hugged him “Well Lance I think your very pretty too.” She kissed him on the end of the nose causing him to blush bright red and giggle.

“Nice to see you’ve cheered up a bit.” Shiro smiled ruffling his hair.

Judging from how he looked at Hunk he hadn’t really understood what was being said but he didn’t really care, preening from the attention.

“We’ve arrived at the space mall, everyone to the shuttle.” Coran announced picking up what looked like the Altean equivalent to a baby carrier, it had a seat and straps like normal but also had a half egg shape at the bottom.

As they stopped Lance in, thankfully without much protest, Coran explained it was designed to keep the child upright even went flying through space.

Once Lance was set up on the front seat chewing the ear of his stuffed toy and staring out of the window, the others in he back finally had a chance to talk about the situation as a team.

“What do we do? He’s actually a kid, body and mind.” Pidge asked with a frown.

“For now Allura can take over as pilot of the blue lion and Lance… he’s our team mate and friend. We’ll look after him till he’s back to normal.” Shiro announced shooting a glare at Keith when he mumbled under his breath “if we can turn him back.”

Just because Allura had tried to help him didn’t mean Keith was ok with the fact this was all her fault.

“I’m kinda worried about his asthma.” Hunk frowned looking through the list “as far as I can tell there’s no space equivalent to inhaler and if he has an attack it could be really dangerous.”

“If he does not have it as a teenager, perhaps he will be fine?” Allura asked hopefully her stomach twisting in guilt.

Hunk sighed slowly shaking his head “unfortunately no… Lance was born with under developed lungs and air ways, he had an operation a year before joining the Garrison to help him breath. Considering he doesn’t have the scar on his back I doubt the effects of the operation are still there.”

Allura looked down at her hands only looking up when Shiro places a hand on her shoulder “Don’t worry, we’ll think of something.”

He smiled standing up as they pulled into the air lock.

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Out of everyone that they would of expected to get over excited at the thought of dressing Lance up, no one expected Keith to be the worse.

They had decided to split up, Hunk and Keith would take Lance to get some clothes while Shiro, Allura and Pidge would get the rest.

Coran has offered to go and talk to traders and see if he could find a new artefact and would meat up with everyone in a couple of hours at the food court.

Hunk had assumed he had the easy job, just fine a few outfits to fit and then leave.

Oh how wrong he was.

It started with Keith finding the hippo onsies and it was a downward spiral from there.

“Erm Keith buddy I think we have enough.” Hunk said from behind the piles and piles of kids clothes that Keith had piled up in his arms.

“But Hunk look how cute he looks!” He announced holding up the squirming toddler in a little blue tutu.

“Ok yes it’s freaking adorable but I think someone’s getting a bit hangry.” Hunk nodded towards Lance who was pouting and squirming in Keith grip.

“But he’s having fun.” Keith hugged Lance and Hunk had to stop mentally screaming at the fact that no one would ever believe him this was happening.

“Keith buddy pal light of my life, If I have to deal with a cranky four year old because you want to play dress up for another hour then I swear I will delete all the MCR from Pidge’s phone and you will only have One Direction to listen to.”

Keith gulped “I guess he can wear this out.” He said quickly as he hurried towards the check out followed by Hunk with the rest of the clothes and the money.


A few minuets later they were walking toward a table containing the other paladins, hands filled with bags and Lance sitting on Hunks shoulders.

“What took you so long” Pidge asked as they sat down and Shiro pulled Lance into his lap to help him eat some yelling goo that tasted like chicken.

“Got a little dude tracked.” Keith shrugged.

Pidge eyed the bags with a smirk “wow Hunk looks like you had fun.”

“It was Keith.” Hunk huffed.

“Yeah sure it was.” Pidge laughed not believing Keith would dress Lance up as a princess, tiara and all.

Fake Chats #121
  • Seokjin: what are you doing?
  • Hoseok: shh! You'll give us away!
  • Seokjin: *whispers* what are you doing?
  • Yoongi: watching the kids be...kids.
  • Namjoon: look, we've got Jimin who dotes on Jungkook who dotes on Taehyung who dotes on Jimin. And then it goes back the other way. And then there's tickling, and confetti everywhere, and then they're tired and cuddle in a heap.
  • Seokjin: so basically, our children are puppies.
  • Yoongi: basically.
  • Hoseok: more specifically, though, Tae is a kitten, Kookie is a bunny and Jiminnie is a koala.
  • Seokjin: you're kind of a puppy, too.
  • Namjoon: that's true. What about me?
  • Yoongi: you're like a baby bird learning how to fly.
  • Hoseok: that makes Jin-hyung the mama bird. And Yoongi-hyung is a hedgehog, of course.
  • Yoongi: why of course?
  • Hoseok: 'cause you're prickly but cute.
  • Namjoon: why am I a baby bird?
  • Seokjin: wait, look! They're asleep! My adorable babies.
  • Hoseok: is anybody else thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Namjoon: that I'm not a baby bird?
  • Yoongi and Seokjin: cuddling.
  • Later, the maknaes: our hyungs are so cute.
You Get What You Give (Swing and a Miss)

Requested: Yes

Summary: Where Harry’s just begun his solo career and performing is everything that he’s ever dreamed of; he can’t help but feel so alone sometimes though. Feeling as though everyone has someone, and he’s so out of the loop with his love life that it brings an imbalance. However, you can’t take everything and expect to give nothing in return or for everything to be ok for forever.

Word Count: 2,228

Pairing: Harry Styles x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Slight cursing

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New Girl - Ten (FINAL)

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I stretched out in the bed, my toes peeking out of the blanket and my fingers brushing against the headboard. I tilted my head slightly to the left, feeling an arm tighten around my waist. I let out a small yawn and scooted a little bit closer to the warmer body. “Hey,” I whispered, poking his cheek. Nothing. “Hey,” I tried again, dragging the word a little longer. This time, I got a hint of a smile, causing a smile to appear on my face, too. “Wake up,” he shook his head, pulling me closer. “C’mon, I miss those pretty brown eyes.” He let out a chuckle and opened one eye. “You’re getting closer.” He moved his head away from the pillow slightly, opening the other eye, his smile widening.

“Happy?” Tom teased, pulling up the blanket and wrapping it tighter around us, forcing me to shift so my chin was resting on his chest, so I could look up at him.

“Hm,” I brought a hand up to his cheek, “ecstatic.” He shook his head, leaning in and kissing my forehead.

“Nerd,” he murmured, his lips still pressed to my forehead. He groaned after seeing the clock on my bedside table. “It’s so early.” I rolled my eyes.

“Tom, it’s almost eleven.”

Only?” He laughed at my expression, pinching my cheek lightly. “I guess since I’m up, I’ll go shower.” He sat up and stretched, I pinched my nose playfully and fanned my hand in between us.

“Good, I wasn’t gonna say anything, but,” he turned to look at me, a feigned shocked expression on his face.

“You’re so fucking rude,” he lifted his shirt off and threw it at me, causing me to laugh. “Hey,” I removed the shirt from my head and tried to pat down the strands sticking out before looking up at him.

“Yeah?” He leaned on the bed, his arms supporting his weight as he hovered over me.

“Good morning,” he whispered, kissing me softly. When he pulled away we smiled at each other. He pulled away completely and walked toward the door, sending me a wink on his way out. When I heard the bathroom door close down the hall, I let out a content sigh, getting out of bed and pulling on the pair of shorts I tossed on the floor last night. I walked out of my room and into the kitchen, catching Zendaya walking out of Harrison’s room at the same time. She hadn’t heard me walk in yet, seeing as she still thought she was successfully sneaking out.

“When did this happen again?” She jumped slightly, placing a hand on her chest and tried to regulate her breathing.

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DATING JIMIN

This is so cute I want to cry, I am crying

  • Jimin would be a G R E A T boyfriend DUh
  • 100% your biggest fan
  • your his as well
  • Supports you through everything
  • would definitely be a shy boyfriend
  • but still cute as heck
  • and can turn to a sexy boyfriend in 0.0000001 seconds
  • like how is he human tbh
  • BUt would put his hands over his face when he gets embarrassed
  • or when you compliment him,
  • cause hes just too cutee
  • would LOVE skinship, but mainly in private
  • holding hands EVERYWHERE though because your hand fits perfectly in his
  • but, if your hands are bigger than his, you’d make fun of him, but he wouldn’t mind too much
  • cuddling
  • all the time
  • 25/8
  • take turns being big spoon
  • cause Jimin lowkey loves being a little spoon MY HEART
  • would love nuzzling his face in your neck when he’s stressed
  • would be super sweet
  • and
  • gentle dom during your first time together …
  • would be a rough dom further into the relationship though… BUt you love it
  • lowkey like being a sub once in awhile
  • he thinks its hella hot
  • HELLA TEASING
  • LIKE ALL THE TIME
  • IN PUBLIC EVEN
  • You’d be like…
  • “Jimin no. STop.”
  • “But BABYGIRLFUCKMEUP
  • Sorry but also
  • THIGHRIDING
  • k
  • the jealous type
  • would get jealous over the little things
  • but he tries not to show it
  • he doesn’t want you to think he’s too over protective
  • he trusts you and doesn’t want you to think he doesn’t
  • would try to teach you their choreography
  • “It’s too hard Jimin”
  • “You can do it, seriously, you’re almost there!”
  • would laugh when you mess up
  • and when you get mad
  • he’d tackle you in hugs and kisses
  • telling you that it was cute when you messed up
  • serenades you to sleep
  • while playing with your hair
  • loves your head on his chest
  • loves his head on your chest
  • begs management to let you go on tour with them
  • they say no :(
  • hates being away from you
  • facetime calls whenever he can
  • even in the middle of the night
  • but would feel bad if he woke you up
  • sends you cute letters with souvenirs in them
  • “I saw this and thought of you, I wanted to send it in a letter because, that’s cute, and I saw it in a drama.”
  • you surprise him at one of his concerts and
  • he starts CRYING
  • because you mean so much to him and he was having a hard time lately
  • you making sure he’s healthy and safe
  • and he does the same for you
  • you are both always there for each other
  • dates every night
  • calm dates
  • crazy dates
  • dates including the rest of bangtan
  • dates without jimin LOL JK
  • dates at parks
  • dates in cars
  • dates at the company building
  • dates dates dates
  • ALL THE TIME
  • he would always make time for you
  • and when he’d get busy
  • he’d be so upset and make sure you know he still loves and cares about you
  • and you totally understand
  • a pet person
  • would want a cat
  • you would get mad because he spends too much time with the cat
  • and the cat likes jimin more
  • you get jealous
  • of a cat
  • but its okay
  • JIMIN
  • IS
  • BOYFRIEND
  • MATERIAL
  • Basically you would be the best couple
  • shipped by everyone in bts
  • overall the mom and dad of the world

MASTERLIST

REQUESTS FOR BTS AND SVT ARE OPEN!

Best friend!Woozi

i had the feels

Photo credit: saythename_17

  • rarely asks you to hang out with him
  • he doesn’t really have to cause you always ask him first and he is actually more than ready to go out when you ask
  • but he’s always early and nags you when you’re late
  • like your phone won’t stop buzzing with every text asking where you are or why you’re so slow lol
  • very chill bff in general tho
  • also a cat-dog relationship tbqh
  • you’re more likely to be the hyperactive puppy
  • you’re not even trying but your hyper side just ups when with him
  • you try taking pictures of him? that’s cool. candid photos? that’s ok too. meme-worthy pics? that’s alright.
  • you’ll regret using them against him though with the amount of embarrassing stories he has of you
  • ofc he has his own stash of your derpy photos be warned
  • anyway, he’s the really chill but lowkey short tempered cat
  • he’s not the snap-at-you type when you’re being annoying but more like the you-see-this-unamused-face? kinda type
  • silent but deadly *nods*
  • but mostly lets it all pass cause too much energy usage is not good
  • and you rarely get on his nerves anyway
  • cause you try to be cute whenever you do something that annoys him
  • and he’s just like uGH why am i even friends with you
  • !!!! likes resting his arm on your shoulder
  • or using your shoulder as his head rest
  • doesn’t matter where or who you’re with. If he’s feeling tired or lazy he does it
  • is actually lowkey clingy and doesn’t realize it
  • also very protective
  • he’s very savage when it comes to you but hates it when others do it to you
  • sometimes he flicks your forehead when you do/say smthng dumb
  • but when others try that he stops them?? and kinda directs them in a different topic/situation or something
  • also that one time a friend joked about something you’re secretly insecure about in front of your group of friends but you just laugh it off
  • and later on while walking home with you he’s being quiet and he has this annoyed look on his face and you ask him why
  • and he tells you that it wasn’t funny and you shouldn’t let that slide
  • basically he gets angry for you when you don’t
  • and you’re like woozi chill that was hours ago i forgot about it already
  • and he just shakes his head and out of nowhere compliments you???
  • bruh you ok
  • and his protective mode is just so high up there it’s kinda cute??? He actually goes into a long speech about why you shouldn’t worry about those kinda stuff and that you’re perfectly fine the way you are??
  • and after that he’s just…silent…cause he said too much lol
  • the next day he texts you to meet him somewhere
  • and ofc he’s there earlier than you for the thousandth time
  • and you saw him talking to himself?? Like bruh don’t. You’re out in public (but in reality there’s like…1-2 people there)
  • so you try sneaking up on him with your phone on the ready cause woozi? talking to himself? this is great blackmail stuff!!
  • then you hear him rehearsing some type of speech??and you hear your name??
  • “You’re beautiful. You’re kind. You understand people and try your best to be the best you. And that’s the reason why I like you.”
  • and he hears you scoff behind him and turns really red once he saw you
  • and you’re like “ofc you like me. How else were you able to survive my weirdness for all these years if you didn’t. I told you already. I’m fine. I already forgot about what f/n said yesterday.”
  • and basically that’s how you thought he was just being nice to you
  • and how he thought you were friendzoning him for a sec
  • before he hangs his head low and laughs by himself
  • and you’re standing there confused cause first he was talking to himself and now he’s laughing by himself and you’re like bud you okay???
  • then he stands up and faces you
  • that freaking arrogant (but really handsome) smile on his face
  • yOU KNOW THAT BLUFFING EXPRESSION HE HA S!!!!! 1!!!!
  • and he shakes his head before taking your hand and leads you out of the shop
  • and basically you walk down the street holding his hand but you’re so confused why?????
  • “I like you more than a best friend, you know?”
  • then it cLICKS
  • finally
  • and you start to feel so warm and so conscious about everything like is your hand sweaty??? why did you wear overly comfy clothes they look like house clothes??? and he notices
  • “stop fussing. You’re perfectly fine.”
  • and you just kinda shyly try not to have this stupid smile on your face
  • cause you actually like him too
  • oh and you actually caught all that with your phone (just the audio though cause there was too much going on how are you supposed to take a video of all that)
  • and yeah. great blackmail stuff.

; w ;

things my cousin (who used to go to catholic boarding school) said while watching bare: a pop opera

*obviously there’s gonna be spoilers you’ve been warned*
Epiphany- “Ew flashbacks- wait so his favorite flavor of popsicle is d-d-d-d-dick”
You and I- “Stranger danger and odd euphemisms”
Role of a Lifetime- “Protect my child”
Auditions- “and they all think he’s heterosexual?”
Plain Jane Fat Ass- “ME BITCH”
Wonderland- “ayy kids wanna buy some drugs”
A Quiet Night At Home- “Protect my other child”
Rolling- “A FUCKING BOP IF IVE EVER HEARD ONE”
Best Kept Secret- “*just crying*”
Confession- “if this bitch spills the tea”
Portrait of a Girl- “see don’t slut shame”
Birthday, Bitch!- “I’m just gonna sing this to you on your birthday while everyone else is singing happy birthday”
One Kiss- “SNAKE BITCH ASS LIAR”
Are You There- “he already fuckin knew”
911! Emergency!- “come out come out wherever you are”
Reputation Stain’d- “….daaaaamn”
Ever After- “We gotta write a fairytale with gay heroes. That’s it. It’s our life goal.”
Spring- “IF THAT AINT ME”
One- “can you believe? i cannot- just- the audacity…”
Act Two
Wedding Bells- “Let’s stop it here look they got married there’s that ever after.”
In The Hallway- “woah lotta things”
Touch My Soul- “is this another weird euphemism”
See Me- “him gay”
Warning- “‘am i supposed to feel sorry for her…cause i don’t’”
Pilgrim’s Hands- “YEE MA BOIS”
God Don’t Make No Trash- “it’s me when you came out to me”
All Grown Up- “use protection, kids”
Promise- “shit. is. going. DOWN.”
Once Upon A Time- “BITCH MY FEELINGS”
Cross- “man fuck off he can be gay”
Two Households- “this is fucking me up”
Bare- “wait this is too cute to end well”
Queen Mab- “is he good”
A Glooming Peace- “NO HE’S NOT”
Absolution- “he’s fine. he’s fine. he’s fine. no he’s not damn it.”
No Voice- “i’m a broken woman”