Bill: *answers the phone* H-hey Rich-ie, what’s up?
Richie: Billiam, my good man. How’s your day goin’?
Bill: I’m-I’m actually on-n a date.
Richie: ooh, you finally get the balls to ask Stan The Man to be your arm candy? I always knew his nerdy ass was gay.
Stan: Bill, I will make out with you right here, and right now if you hang up on him.
Bill: … S-sorry Richie
Richie: Wait, Bill no! I’m lonely! Eddie locked me in a closet!
Bill: Why did he do that?
Richie: … Because I told him he kissed better than his mom.
Stan: *to Bill* Guess you’d rather hear about kissing than feel it for yourself, whatever.
Bill: Sorry Richie, gotta-gotta blast!