- Jungkook: *watching Jimin hanging around with someone else*I'm chill, I'm the chillest man on earth right now
- Jungkook: *hears Jimin laughing* I'm cool as a cucumber *clenches fists*
- Jungkook: I'm the national beacon of calm and serenity in South Korea like I'm- *sees them hug Jimin*
- Jungkook: *does the tongue thing and flexes arms* fuck it, they about to catch these hands!!!
- Teahyung: bro you lasted a full minute, that's a new record
tbh i aspire to be like you and Eat Languages For Breakfast like.... i'm learning mandarin chinese right now in school and i really wanna learn hawaiian and maybe russian too