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Welcome to this week’s episode of CAT OWNERSHIP PRO-TIPS!


Pro-tip: Sneak up on your cats when they’re sleeping and get really, really close. Stare at them and breathe on their face until they barely open their eyes, then stoically inform them:

“I’m hungry.”

Walk away, wait for them to fall back to sleep, and do it again 5 minutes later. Now the fluffy little jerk knows what it’s like to be you every day at 5am.


Next week: “Giant Poops? Whence?!” - Using your cat’s litter box and making them think it was them

The question I run into the most nowadays is how does one write well? How do we improve? How do we get noticed? I say, you must keep writing. Inside of a dark room when all of your light bulbs have popped and your ideas thin away as light ice laying on top of your heart. I say, you must get lost inside of your head and pick up a sword to fight your heart because emotions are a bitch and I’ve been waiting to duke it out with myself inside of myself for myself because of myself and you know something else? You write because we bleed and yeah, metaphorical ink is beautiful. You write because something says, FUCK. This shit has to give. This shit has to come out. Let there be blood stains where you’ve written and you will know that some battles require more than you’ve ever given and if that isn’t enough. Let there be tears where you’ve slept because what’s life without a far cry for help and I’m sorry if I’m blunt, but words come at a cost and I’m not amazing, my words, they suck. If you want to write like me, you’re in for a treat because you could never. We are before anything else… We are ourselves. Let that sink in. Let it drip down your spine as an acid trip. Let it sink in like the time you got high for the first time. Let it flow into your veins like the first time a bee sting said, that’s why you don’t fuck with me. Let it spread all over your body, you’re a letter being written and know that if you want to write like a writer, you must die like a writer, if you want to write like a poet, you must love like a poet and if you want to write like the stars, you must shine like the stars. The price of writing like the greats, it comes with a cost. If you’re prepared to bust every fucking bulb in the name of your next prose piece, believe me, you’re going to be fucked. Words may come easily, but it’s this constant fatigue and if you hate every bone inside of your body– know that you’re getting close. If you want to write better, you must be prepared to die better, breathe better, live better and love better. If you want to know something about writers, we romanticize because life is grey and we need more strawberries where lips used to be, a reminder that even if lips could hold knives, at least it was shoved between you and me. I know that writing this came with a cost, but I’m glad you’re finally getting to know me.
—  How to be a writer

anonymous asked:

Someone needs to tell Nina the shows not ending. Her Instagram posts indicate she's convinced it is

She can be convinced of whatever she wants, but as far as I know, she has no more idea of what the show is going to do than we have. Rowan Blanchard doesn’t know so I doubt she does. I’m pretty sure Michael Jacobs doesn’t even know. 

Let me say this one more time:

Disney does not let ANY of it’s shows know if they are getting a fourth season until they are at LEAST half way through airing the third, mostly due to needing to see the ratings. Liv and Maddie literally waited so long to hear about a final season that they were convinced they weren’t getting one, but at the last minute, it got picked up for a 4th. This is a show that is going to delve into the stars going to COLLEGE. So if Disney will go there, there’s NO reason they won’t continue their consistantly-2-million-viewers-an-episode Friday night show. Do you know how hard it is to be a front running show for a network and air on a weekend? It’s an anomaly, folks. And let’s not forget their recent EMMY NOMINATION.

All Disney shows air their 3rd season finales in a way that could serve as a potential series ender, because they NEVER know and they want to tie up loose ends. You can Netflix any of the old shows, and see for yourself. I don’t even think Wizards of Waverly Place knew if they were getting a 4th, and they ended up getting the longest 4th season of any other Disney show to date. 

So. Should everyone be prepared to say goodbye to GMW, just in case this is it for them? Of course, that’s why they shot the episode they shot. 

But anyone saying this is a series finale and spreading these rumors- you don’t know what you are talking about and unless you have a Disney producer/Jacobs on the phone right now confirming it- stop shooting down hope for fans that want to see more of this show. 

:MIC DROP: 

Look, I know you’re Bernie or Bust, but the results are in: Bust won. We don’t have time for this. Donald Trump is ahead in the polls; the house is on fire. Stop crying because we’re not putting it out with your hose.

Hey, pay attention. We are on the cusp of electing a racist demagogue, and that never ends well. I don’t know which class you ditched to go to those Bernie rallies, but I have a feeling it was history.

You’re like a Cavaliers fan who goes to the games and boos when Lebron dunks with wrong hand. Oh wait, that would never happen because that is ridiculous.

But I know what you’re going to say: “I don’t know anyone who’s planning to vote for Trump” Oh you don’t? Did you ask *everybody* in your yoga class? Did you check with the *entire* drum circle? Because guess what? You know when you have that crazy uncle you only see at Thanksgiving? Well, this country is about 48% crazy uncles, and it’s about to be Thanksgiving all day, every day. And please don’t say pass the gravy, because if Trump is elected, no one gets gravy. Trump get ALL. of. the. gravy.

Also, because of you, Bernie is going to have to campaign for Hillary every day until Election Day, and he shouldn’t have to do that. (1) Because he hates her; it’s just unlike you, he’s adult enough to pretend he doesn’t. And (2) Bernie should be on a well-earned vacation, just sitting on a stoop drinking cream soda and yelling at people to put their garbage in the trash can. 

… 

Look, I get disappointment. We’ve all experienced disappointment. I couldn’t get Rihanna to go out with me, but I don’t stand in my kitchen and boo my wife. At least not while she’s telling me how she plans to make my life better.

Bernie did a great job. You did a great job. Your passion changed the Democratic Party, and that is no small thing. You should be proud of yourselves for his campaign, but also:

YOU. HAVE. TO. BE. QUIET. NOW. NOW IS THIS TIME TO BE QUIET.

– Seth Meyers, on Bernie or Bust

BSD Novel: Dazai Osamu and the Dark Era (Chapter 4, Part 4)

Enjoy! By that I also mean suffer. Thanks to @nakaharachuyaa @mlntyoonqi @bananasaurr for proofreading!

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I just realized that when Lapis is called Bob in Hit the Diamond, there’s a REASON

Back in season one episode 26, Ocean Gem, Lapis thanks Steven for fixing her gem. Steven Replies: 

Originally posted by brenstro

To which Lapis awkwardly replies, “…It’s Lapis”

Wait until Season 3 episode 5, Hit the Diamond. What does Lapis go by to the Rubies?

We don’t know if Steven picked their names or the gems did, but either way it’s funny that two seasons later this joke returned.

Sexy Daesung VS Scared Daesung

I know you asked for Cute Daesung but Scared Daesung I mean come on we need laughs

Sexy Daesung:.


YES GOD HAS BLESSED ME SLAYY ME DADDY

When our bias is T.O.P this is sad I can’t be loyal for to long

STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE DAESUNG I’M NOT MOVING OVER TO YOUR LANE JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE OMG I SWEAR TO GOD IMA CHEAT

wtf is this??

WHO SAID YOU CAN DO THAT?? PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON STOP IT 

YESS DADDY SLAY MEEE

MY ASS WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS GIF OMG HE IS DADDY ASF

THEY BOTH NEED TO PUT ON SHIRTS YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE AN IDEA BEFORE I CHEAT ALL MY ULT COME OUT SHIRTLESS IM WAITING 

Me when some tells me about juicy drama that has happened in the kpop world.

YALL THERES MY DADDY BRBBBBBBBBBB

You know what I realized this has gone out of topic so now

Scared Daesung and Cute Daesung:.

I really wanna know why he ran like that Lmaoooo I’m dead😂😂😂

OMFGG LMAOO THEY WAY HE FELL

Damn he dragged her down and had her in a choke hold

but tbh that’s me 

omg that cute smilee even he can’t handle it

When someone tells the school dram and it’s really good.

Ughh he’s so cute 

…Ok, what i believe

He shaved for season 10, just for the first weeks until it grow again (shock value, style, randlBS, comedy purposes, you name it…), the snap with him today was OLD…”but how would you know that?

Randl BS photo shoot:

They just saved the snap for later, bc they couldn’t announce/show that in April. (yes, they do change clothes in a photo shoot)

They did that to do some “damage control” over the situation, we saw that Page got in trouble for that bc it was real (he even deleted the snap after), so they released this today maybe to try to hide the news about rhett’s beard.

But we know that “Guess that Hairstyle #3 (GAME)”* will be the GMM episode on Monday.

anonymous asked:

Your dog sounds great, so she's trained? What types of tricks can stuff can she do? All my dog can do is sit and I tried to make him learn stay but he got rally excited and walked to me before I reached him lol :P

oh she knows all kinda stuff! like sit, stay, down, wait, heel, roll over, ‘wiggle’ (she basically crawls over to me but it looks like shes wiggling its cute), leave it, drop it, stand, sit/down stay where you can walk all around her and she wont move until you do the right gesture, and she wont go eat her food until you just get excite and go ‘okay!!’ and then she gets excited and goes over to her bowl to eat lol shes really really smart with tricks like this she actually skipped puppy 2 and adult 1 classes cuz she was that far ahead! She’s a smart cookie :D we got her trained at a local petco and her trainer andy was just the sweetest woman it was great

anonymous asked:

Hey! Do you happen to know anything about Lana's new and upcoming record? Thanks.

Back in December 2015, Lana said that she already had early ideas for her next album in an interview with NME’s editor:

How long do you think you’ll wait until the next record? Any early thoughts on where you’d like to go with it?
“I do have early thoughts about what I’d like to do with it. My label, Interscope, is pretty flexible and open to my records coming out at any time, so I don’t have that pressure. I’m just happy to be able to keep on making music I can stand behind. That’s enough for me.”

Your three Lana Del Rey albums have been very Californian in sound and imagery. But Lizzy Grant is from New York. Will you ever make a New York record?
“I feel like ‘Born To Die’ had a lot of New York in it because I was in New York leading up to the time that the record came out, except for the time I was in London while I was working on it. I find it very easy to go back and forth between a New York state of mind and a California way of being, so I could see me making another New York record. I think it would be different just because it would be a little harder, faster, more upbeat and less dreamy.”

Back in March 2016 she posted a photo of her in the recording studio with with the caption ’Every Day’.

Ben Mawson, Lana’s manager posted this photo of Lana in the recording Studio. He also left a comment on the photo “beautiful new songs in progress :)”

And that’s everything we know :)

anonymous asked:

I am so curious to know if MJs tweet about two couples and a third that happens because of that happened. From what I'm hearing, it didn't. So I'm guessing he meant for next season? Thanks!

No new couples happened in this episode. Unless we’ve missed something, looks like we’ll be waiting until season 4 for that third couple.

anonymous asked:

Hisoka reacting to the discourse over his sexuality...

Originally posted by asap-titty-fucker

-chuckles- “I was actually waiting for someone to ask me this~ ♥

Usually, I don’t like wasting my time on such triviality and stupidity, but I was forced to notice the war in the HxH fandom so while waiting for my toys to ripen so that I can have the pleasure of killing them, I suppose I can indulge a little on this matter~  ♦

It is so amusing and alluring to see you young people having this silly war over someone like me. Why can’t anyone get along on this sight anymore?

So these are the points that I will address because they are the ones that cause me such worry~ ♠ -sigh-

1) “Hisoka is totally gay.”

And in what world did I ever call myself that? It’s funny how you all think you know me only to label me whatever you wish for your own self gratification. Of course you can headcanon me however you want, that is not my problem. I am Hisoka the Magician. I have no time to doddle on someone’s fantasy when I could be bathing in delicious blood.

But if you were to headcanon me that way, then you are not allowed to attack a person who headcanons me as ‘heterosexual’ or I will see to it that I end your life for your hypocrisy~  ♥

2) “Hisoka wants to fuck Killua/Illumi/Chrollo.”

Hmm? -snickers- I feel bad for those out there who have trouble with reading comprehension and interpretation, but I only remember wanting to fight and eventually, give dearest Killua, Illumi and Danchou a beautiful death. 
In fact, I had completely forgotten about even fighting Chrollo until he got his nen back~

As for the person I want to spend tantalizing and passionate nights with, there had only been one and that person is, of course, beloved Machi~ ♥

3) “Hisoka used that lewd hand gesture on Killua so that means he wants to do him!”

Eh? Hand gesture? You youngsters remember the most funny and absurd things. I might have done that supposed hand gesture as a joke, but I most certainly forgot about it. Shouldn’t you people who pay attention to canon know me by now? I don’t care to remember faces I fought let alone something like a hand sign. -chuckles-  ♦

4) “Hisoka is bisexual/pansexual!”

Again with the labeling; I am utterly insulted! Perhaps I should just kill everyone on this site altogether and be done with it. -licks lips-

I could easily tell you what I truly am, but where would be the fun in that?

5) “Hisoka dresses femininely and flamboyantly so he must be gay! That is the culture in Japan!”

Oh my…I am so disappointed that for one’s self gratification, you lot have been reduced to not only spreading false information on Japan, a country where I am from, but also stereotyping.  ♣

I can’t believe I have to correct this for my own country’s sake not that I care all that much anyway. -chuckles-
I am not one to follow trends and such…
But the fashion and culture in the current Northeast and Southeast Asia is for men to look as beautiful and attractive as they can regardless of sexuality. 

Use one’s race and culture again for your fantasies and I will not hesitate to slit your throat for your ignorance~ ♥

And I will end this ask with the above parting words. Adieu!”

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ITS FINALLY HERE

Peter: Im here because im your son
Erik: I HAVE A SON
I HAVE A SON CHARLES DO YOU HAVE A SON?!?!?!? MYSTIQUE DO YOU HAVE A SON?!?!?!??!
Raven: *nervously glances at kurt* ummmmmmmm

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” Friends of mine,they said they were friends of mine.
Said they were passing time..more like a waste of time
Close the door.I said close the door,I’ve told you twice before.What are you waiting for?
~
Georgie Davis is coming out,no more heros,we twist and shout.
Oh no,not me,I’m not too late and I know that I’m not taking anymore.
Rocky picture has lost his gun,leave him out now he’s having fun.
Oh no,not me,I’m not too late and I know that I’m not waiting anymore.       Hey-hey”

anonymous asked:

I don't know if i missed a chapter or etc. but who is xiao hui ?

Love letter confession girl! Ok the scenario I have in mind here is this
*Jian Yi sees her, freezes up a little bit*
Xiao hui: Jian Yi-
*Jian Yi takes a step back*
Xiao hui: wait! I need to talk to you!
*Jian Yi looks hesitantly at Zhan Zhengxi, he nods. He and the girl go into a deserted hallway*
Xiao hui: I just wanted to say that I’m sorry for what I said to you yesterday. I was..envious of you.
Jian Yi: of me?
Xiao hui: Yes, you’re the only person at school that Zhan Zhengxi lets close to him, and I was upset that I couldn’t be that person. I’m sorry.
Jian Yi: N-no, I’m the one who’s envious of you! I’m sorry too for the things I said I about your letter, I was upset that I didn’t have your courage to confess to- um..
Xiao hui: that’s okay, I know. I didn’t mean it, you’re not disgusting, loving someone is never disgusting. I can see that he cares about you the most. I’ll be cheering you on!
Jian Yi: *goes red* T-thank you.

Jian Yi walks out, a little flushed but happy.