Welcome to this week’s episode of CAT OWNERSHIP PRO-TIPS!
Pro-tip: Sneak up on your cats when they’re sleeping and get really, really close. Stare at them and breathe on their face until they barely open their eyes, then stoically inform them:
Walk away, wait for them to fall back to sleep, and do it again 5 minutes later. Now the fluffy little jerk knows what it’s like to be you every day at 5am.
Next week: “Giant Poops? Whence?!” - Using your cat’s litter box and making them think it was them