'Better-for-girls...'

  • *in the lab*
  • Sherlock:*working*
  • Molly:*working*
  • Sherlock:*clears his throat* So, I heard you slept with Moriarty.
  • Molly:*still working* Yup.
  • Sherlock:*frowns* Why?
  • Molly:*shrugs* Because I wanted to.
  • Sherlock:*scoffs* So? You want to sleep with me and you never have!
  • Molly:*smirks* You're jealous.
  • Sherlock:*pouts* He's a mass-murdering psychopath and you let him...*grimaces* touch you.
  • Molly:*sighs* I didn't sleep with Moriarty, Sherlock. I dated Jim from IT.
  • Sherlock:*looks at her*
  • Molly:*steps closer* And I don't want to have sex with the high-functioning sociopath *whispers in his ear* I'm going to shag Sherlock Holmes.
  • Sherlock:*immediately drags her to a supply cupboard*

i was just browsing the rwby wiki and i found this picture again (honestly one of my favorite things)

and then i noticed a coupe of things

1 - The person holding Scarlet’s poster isn’t a fangirl, its a fanboy which makes this so much better

2- The three girls are all in beacon uniforms, but he’s not wearing one at all, implying that he’s from Shade, the only school without a uniform. 

3- If he doesn’t go to beacon but he’s in on this matching poster thing with these girls. he probably made friends with them at some point in order for them to plan this

4- really what this leaves me with is that these four were such big fans of SSSN that they befrended one another based on their mutual love for them. They started a fanclub, and recently too.

 And that guy is more than happy to be apart of it. 

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i know I’m not the skinniest or prettiest person, but never in a million years did I think i would not hate my body so much, that I’d be able to take photos like this and post them.

@bareskinisms

“Oh I’m sorry– should I need to tell you I’m not pleased in a nice quiet little voice– I thought the whole random bimbo on your lap, combined with the fact that I just shoved that desperate little slut off your lap was hint enough–” Occasionally she is a needy little thing, especially when tequila is involved– add in a little unwarranted jealously (slightly warranted–after all there had been another girl on his lap)–and Kaori is seeing red. She smiles– sickly sweet and dripping in venom. “I’m not pleased babe.” 

@countryole and I just finished Strike Back. I’m being honest when I say I’m not quite sure what to do with myself now. I haven’t felt this attached to a TV show in so long; it’s been forever since I’ve got invested so intensely in characters that were only around for a season, or four at most, and I just fell in love with everybody. With the characters as much as the actors, with the locations and the protocol, with the villains and the good guys.

I’ll miss you, Strike Back. Maybe in a couple years when I’ve forgotten the plotlines, I’ll be able to dive back in with fresh eyes. Until then, let’s fast-track that movie, huh?

unpopular opinion (by the looks of the media idk): eddie redmayne deserves this year’s oscar

I have never treated a girl with disrespect and have always tried making them feel special and better than my last girl. But that always back fires, in all honesty I’m tired of being a nice guy, it leads me to just being more insecure than I already am because I have no clue what I am doing wrong. Girls like douche bags that don’t text them back for days and just don’t care about them, like y’all can’t lie about that. That shit makes u want a man more, but if a man replies back in 1sec, he is clingy, but y’all out here wishing u had a man that treats you right. I’m like at my last straw, I have never ever played with a girls feelings but it’s just not fair that I’m the one constantly being fucked over and they couldn’t care less and just go on with their day.

I feel like 10x better when girls think I’m pretty rather than a guy.

Boy thinks I’m pretty? 😍😍😍
Girl thinks I’m pretty? NO WAY ARE YOU SURE OMFGGGG THANKS 😍⭐️⭐️😦😦☺️☺️☺️☺️😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

I love it, I got old spice deodorant and “guy” body wash, so no I can walk around smelling how I wanna small, like a “dude”, and were my “girly” shit, and be my type of androgynous

honestly “guy” perfume smells tons better than “girl” stuff imo

I wonder if people will say anything as I walk around smelling like old spice… prolly just be hetero-normative and think I have a boyfriend, yuk