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American Ultra 2015

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R | 96 min | Action, Comedy | 21 August 2015 (USA)

Ratings: 6.5/10 from 4,708 users Metascore: 50/100 Reviews: 38 user | 125 critic | 30 from Metacritic.com

A stoner - who is in fact a government agent - is marked as a liability and targeted for extermination. But he’s too well-trained and too high for them to handle.

Director: Nima Nourizadeh

Writer: Max Landis

Stars: Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Connie Britton

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Welp, that’s enough of that for me.

Fandom?  Time to organize cause if we’re not doing this as a team at the same time, we’re not going to get anywhere.

Emily is at 38.8% now.  This isn’t a vote.  It’s a slaughter.

I don’t know… are people just not voting?  Do people not care (not judging, I’m asking) or is everybody assuming everybody else is voting?  Whatever it is, if we don’t pull together as a BIG group and vote all together?  Yeah. I don’t think I have to finish that sentence.

You got til 6:40 pm central (approx 6 minutes from now) to clear your desks, grab some water and head over to Eonline cause that’s when I’m kicking off a Vote Party.

We didn’t fight this hard through all those rounds for this.

*cracks knuckles*

Let’s school this poll vote.

Vote Emily Rickards - Eonline’s Girl on Top 2015

ETA: We already gained a little bit.  Yes!  Upwards is good.  Keep at it fandom!

david-the-pirate asked:

hidashi 38 with tadashi as the cop

38. Cop/Person Getting A Ticket AU

Note: Hiro is above 18 and the Hamada Brothers are not related.

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The bright side, Hiro decided, for getting pulled over by the police was that he got to see the man—Officer Hamada, each time. The guy was cute and the uniform only did wonders to enhance that. Hiro would occasionally flirt with him, though it was one sided since the officer just ignored him and would go about with doing his job which Hiro found nothing but adorable.

But right now, he was anything but pleased to see the familiar sound of sirens trailing behind him. This was the third time this week but could you blame him? With the overload from work and his boss’ constant nagging about deadlines, sleep was pretty much non-existent for him, causing him to oversleep constantly this week.

Not only that, his finances were a wreck so he could not afford to get slammed by another 200$ speeding ticket.

“Please let me go.”’ It was the first thing Hiro had spoken when handing out the necessary documents to the officer.

Officer Hamada simply raised his eyebrow. “Sir, this is the third time this week you were driving above the designated speed limit. One more and your driving privileges will be revoked. You know the law.”

Hiro groaned. “Screw the law…” He muttered under his breath but noticed the officer frowning at him disapprovingly. “Sorry.”

Officer Hamada inspected his documents and handed it back before reaching for his back pocket to take out a ticket pad. “Since you were speeding, I’m going to have to write you a ticket.”

Hiro bit his lip before leaning towards the officer and spoke, his tone desperate. “Listen… I can’t afford to get another ticket right now ‘cause I’m in a really tight spot, financially and,” He did a quick glance to his watch. Crap, he was late. “…Timely. So could you maybe… you know let me go? For now?”

“That’s not how it works.”

“Dude seriously?” Hiro sighed out in frustration and slumped in his seat. “Look, I’ll do anything okay? You name it. Please just let me go this time!” He begged.

The officer stared at him. Hiro could notice the corner of his lips slightly tilting upwards in an amused fashion. “Anything?”

“Anything.”

Officer Hamada hummed in thought before nodding. “Alright, I’ll let you go—”

“Thank you!” Hiro grinned in relief.

“—but if you promise to not break law—”

“I promise!”

“—and let me take you to dinner.”

“Absolutely—wait, what?” Hiro’s mouth hung open because did the officer just ask him out on a date?

The officer smirked before tearing out a ticket, writing something on its back and handing it to a still shocked Hiro who noticed it was an address and a name of a restaurant—a very expensive, italian restaurant if he might add.

Placing his hand on the car’s hood, the officer bended forward until he was almost at eye level with Hiro, his smirk never leaving. “We’ll meet there on Saturday at Eight and don’t be late. Now good day, sir and drive safely.” He nodded before straightening up and leaving.

Hiro was simply in disbelief as he stared at the ticket. Just a few days ago, that man had rarely shown any interest in Hiro’s advances but now it was the other way around? So the officer had just been screwing with him before making his own move? Hiro couldn’t help but smirk a little. That cheeky bastard.

Before the officer could enter his car, Hiro poked his head out the window. “Hey! You’re paying!” He shouted out.

Officer Hamada simply chuckled in delight and waved before going into his car. Hiro started his engine, a pleasant smile on his face as he drove off, already looking forward to the weekend.

anonymous asked:

38 lucky pair au? (':

This was a challenge, and one I unexpectedly enjoyed! I hope you don’t mind modern AUs ^^

(Meme: send me a prompt and I’ll write you a drabble friggin wall of text)


The music was so loud Lavi could feel it better than hear, the basses pounding in his ears and resonating within his chest. The entire club seemed to throb in synch with the thumping from the speakers, the sounds almost palpable with the way they made the air around him quiver. Or maybe it was those few drinks he had downed that made it all feel so surreal; they certainly weren’t helping, at any rate.

Lavi rubbed his eye, cursing the cigarette smoke swirling in the dim light of the bar. The strobes flashing erratically over the dancefloor converted every movement into a series of snapshots, a different picture with every blink, continuous and detached at the same time. It was making him dizzy – but just as he was about to turn his head away, something captured his attention.

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talesfromthezulo asked:

mmmmm LAS PARES! :P

Me acabas de pedir quE RESPONDA 50 PREGUNTAS, ¡LOCO!

Gracias, porque me estaba aburriendo mucho ¡Se le va a hacer eterno a la gente que me sigue para pasar este post! ¡¡Insensatooorrg!!

2. How old are you?

22.

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Sagitario.

6. What’s your lucky number?

El 8.

8. Where are you from?

Burgos, Spain.

10. What shoe size are you?

38-39, me gusta mucho llevar creepers *guiño guiño*.

12. What was your last dream about?

El último que recuerdo era muy chungo porque terminaba discutiendo con la gente que me importa por algo que tendría que estar en el pasado, muerto y enterrado. Así que mal rollo.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Pues como todos los que estamos aquí, y si eras normal antes, sales un poco trastocado. Un poco de obsesión por que ciertas cosas estén en su sitio, manías varias como que las cejas tienen que estar completamente peinadas… Me molesta oir comer, toser o respirar a ciertas personas… pero es lo normal, ¿no? ¿NO? ¡SOY COMPLETAMENTE NORMAL!

16. Favorite movie?

Voy por rachas, como he dicho en otras ocasiones… Últimamente me ha dado por Wes Anderson. Hay que amarle.

Originally posted by simplysinova

Originally posted by jonszan

18. Do you want children?

20. Are you religious?

No.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

No, que yo recuerde.

24. Baths or showers?

Me encantaba darme baños de burbujas hasta que quitaron la bañera de casa y ahora solo puedo ducharme. T_T *lloro fuerte*

26. Have you ever been famous?

No way.

28. What type of music do you like?

Me gustan las amalgamas de estilos con metal como base. Me gusta toda la canción que tenga la percusión marcada y con cambios.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Una. Soy de espalda frágil.

32. How big is your house?

Tirando a grande, vivo en casa, no en piso.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Nope, pero no me importaría.

36. Favorite clean word?

Me encantan las palabras con “i”, las palabras con muchas “p” como picaporte, papallona, pularda… Apoplegía es una palabra que me fascina.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Creo que llegué a 5 días de seguido, delirando.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Esta pregunta falla en la base… Si es secreto cómo mierda lo voy a saber.

Originally posted by lizzylonewolf

42. Are you a good judge of character?

Creo que no, suelo sorprenderme con la gente. O suelo esperar cosas que no son.

44. Do you have a strong accent?

Nope, a no ser que los castellanos tengamos acento y no lo sepa.

46. What is your personality type?

No me acuerdo exactamente cuál tipo era, pero supuestamente es la que tiene el Dr. Watson.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Sip, tengo un pelo bastante maleable.

50. Left or right handed?

Right.

52. Favorite food?

Los macarrones de madre.

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Soy limpia pero desordenada.

56. Most used word?

Últimamente digo “No tengo otra mierda que hacer”. Pero palabra… ni idea.

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Lo dudo.

60. Do you talk to yourself?

A veces, para calmarme cuando me estreso o echarme la bronca.

62. Are you a good singer?

Según mierdaconsombrero no.

64. Are you a gossip?

Lo justo.

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Para mí largo.

68. Favorite school subject?

School? Todo lo relacionado con naturales, me gustaba mucho todo lo relacionado con la naturaleza, animales, vida, en general. Cómo se deterioran las mentes.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Nope, pero me molaría la vida hacerlo.

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Sí. Mucho.

74. Are you ticklish?

No sabes cuánto.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

La máxima autoridad que he tenido en mi vida ha sido ser delegada de clase durante tres años.

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Fumé un porro una vez.

(Espero no dedicarme nunca a la política, o que nunca encuentren este post).

80. How many piercings do you have?

Tengo dos pendientes de más y fin, pero el industrial está al caer.

82. How fast can you type?

Mucho, no sé. La verdad. Cojo apuntes a ordenador.

84. What color is your hair?

Rojo y natural rojizo.

86. What are you allergic to?

Los taninos.

88. What do your parents do?

Mi padre trabaja en el servicio de aguas (POTABLES) y mi madre es enfermera.

90. What makes you angry?

Muchas cosas, pero principalmente las injusticias. Y la gente de cierta edad que se comporta como si el mundo les perteneciera por haber salido del coño de su madre antes. Y los payasos que no tienen ni idea de lo que les pasa a otras personas pero tienen que dar su comentario de mierda con tal de dar la puntilla en cualquier conversación, con el fin de quedar moralmente por encima del resto. Y SADGDFGDFG ya me he indignado. JODER.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

No quiero niños. Pero si algún día decido que sí (QUE LO DUDO Y MUCHO) tendré una hija y se llamará Lilith.

94. What are your strengths?

Ninguna, creo. Es eso o no las sé.

96. How did you get your name?

Verás, una preciosa madugada de diciembre, nevando como si se tratase de una película casposa de Navidad americana, decidí salir de la vagina de mi madre. Mi madre en un alarde de originalidad decidió llamarme Andrea, al igual que su abuela, y su madre, y su hermana… Pero como nací el día de la Inmaculada, quería ponerme los dos nombres, es decir, mi nombre original sería Andrea Inmaculada (menos mal que no añadió el Concepción), pero mi padre como es una persona sensata, prefirió que me quedase con un nombre menos de telenovela, así que soy solo Andrea.

98. Do you have any scars?

Muchas, sobre todo quemaduras. De haber trabajado en Telepizza principalmente. Y de ser torpe, eso también.

100. Color of your room?

Rosa palo y morado. Yo quería que fuera azul, pero nadie me escucha en esta casa.