Co-workers: When you work in mental health, you get to easily spot those with mental health issues. I can spot anyone with issues just from one look.
Me: -sweats-

Co-workers: Vodka? Goodness, no! Who drinks that? I’d never dream of drinking that as a teenager, let alone now!
Me: -sweats MORE-

Co-workers: If I was sectioned, I’d probably go grouchy. But that’s never gonna happen to me, so I’ll never know.
Me: -sweats so much we can boat down the river of it-