''yes i own this place with my brother''

cherrybomb-witch  asked:

*howler soars throught the window* SIRIUS FUCKING BLACK I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN BALLS THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU! MY BROTHER IS STAYING AT MY PLACE, YOU GIANTIC PIECE OF STUPID AND HE READ YOUR OWL! I TOLD HIM YOU HAD A DRUG PROBLEM AND THAT YOU HALLUCINATED THE WHOLE THING. NEXT TIME COULD YOU PLEASE BE A LITTLE MORE DISCRETE IN YOUR LETTERS IF YOU'RE GOING TO MENTION THAT!? THANKS. -Marlene *scribbled in tiny handwritting at the foot of the page* Yes, you were.

*Owl chirps with a letter tied to its foot, pecks at the window*

Well good mornin’ to you to, beautiful. Musta not had your coffee yet cuz that howler was gruummmmmmppppyyyyy. Nearly woke up everyone on Moody’s floor. How would I know that you two were having a slumber party? Maybe you should tell the git to get his own mail?

You might be surprised how many times people have told me that I look like I’m on drugs, though I’m not really sure why. He’ll probably believe it, so no harm done, right? 

Looking forward to our next “meeting” then ;)

- Sirius

P.s. The owl is shit, she drops everything so best to tie back a reply.

Tag game!

10 facts about me

i was tagged by my beloved friend @simplymicky !

so here we go!

1- i can only sleep in dark and silent places, which is kinda strange coming from a scared cat like me, so i guess you can see my problem there?

2- i have an older brother and together we make the dork duo

3- i own a lot of stuffed animals, but i am allergic to most them, even so i refuse to let go of them.

4- i met the most important people of my life in the past 3 years ( yes quite recent )

5- i am unable to realese pokemon in any game ( i just can’t the little thing loves me and depends on me how can i just send it away?)

6- i always get the lavender city theme song confused with the brazilian pay phone music, or whatever you want to call that

7- i am terrible at writing down what i am thinking, i guess i could say i terrible at expressing myself

8- at the same time college stress the shit out of me it also helps me boost my selfsteem and emotional state

9- my favrite kind of wheater is when its cold, the sky is blue and there is sun, it makes a perfect time for some coffee or hot cocoa

10- i have no idea what else to share XD so i will just say that as the 10th fact XD

i will tag @nekoclair @croptoptomlinson @kenmasz and @rin-amazing if you feel like doing this of course!