''aomine chan'''

  • Kuroko: Daddy, can you pass me the salt?
  • Akashi: *reaches for the salt*
  • Aomine, at the same time: *reaches for the salt*
  • Kagami, at the same time: *reaches for the salt*
  • Kise: And so it begins.
  • Midorima: I’m surprised no one threw me across the table this time.
  • Momoi: Here you go, Dai-chan, a nice hot cup of coffee!
  • Aomine: *takes a sip* It's cold.
  • Momoi: A nice cup of coffee.
  • Aomine: It's horrible.
  • Momoi: A cup of coffee.
  • Aomine: I'm not sure if this is even coff-
  • Momoi: Cup.
First priority?
  • Kise: If all of us, Kiseki no Sedai and Kagamicchi, fell off the boat, who would Kurokocchi save first?
  • Kuroko: ... Excuse me?
  • Aomine: How can 7 people fit in a single boat?
  • Akashi: Well, if we're talking about a ship, that's more realistic.
  • Murasakibara: Is there any snacks in the ship?
  • Aomine: How many Mai-chan's magazine were there?
  • Midorima: Aren't you guys talking this way too serious?
  • Kise: And that wasn't the question at all! Kurokocchi?
  • Kuroko: Well, based on how I observed you guys well, I think I'll save Kagami-kun.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kagami: R-really?
  • Kuroko: Yes, since you can swim, you can save the others while I call out for helpers.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kise: No, no, Kurokocchi! I'm asking you that you can only save one person and all of us are drowning because we can't swim.
  • Kuroko: All of us took a swimming class.
  • Murasakibara: We'll drown.
  • Kuroko: Well, my answer won't change. All of you can drown till death since I still have things to do with Kagami-kun.
  • Kise: Isn't that way too extreme?
  • Aomine: Tsk, for a second, I thought you would save me.
  • Kuroko: Then, shall I ask you the same question, Aomine-kun?
  • Aomine: Isn't the answer is obvious? I'll save Kise.
  • Kise: Aominecchi!!
  • Aomine: So he can drive the ship back. Saving me for all the shit that I did for saving your ass.
  • Kise: ... Sorry, I just really want to kill you right now.
  • Kuroko: Midorima-kun?
  • Midorima: Akashi.
  • Everyone: Whoaaa!
  • Murasakibara: Why Aka-chin?
  • Midorima: Well, for starters, you should save the smallest one since there's a high chance that they can still float in the ocean.
  • Akashi: All I'm hearing is that you called me short.
  • Midorima: Wait, Akashi! You didn't even let me finish!
  • Akashi: No need for you to finish it, Shintaro.
  • Kuroko: ... Murasakibara-kun?
  • Murasakibara: Whoever got snacks in their pocket...
  • Kagami: How in the world you would know?
  • Murasakibara: Kuro-chin.
  • Kagami: Oi!
  • Akashi: For me, I'll say Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko: Then, I'll save Akashi-kun, as well.
  • Akashi: We can have my private submarine pick us up.
  • Kuroko: That's good, Akashi-kun.
  • Aomine: Hey, isn't it Akashi became way too flirtatious to Tetsu?
  • Kise: Did you just noticed that? They are currently flirting!
  • Kagami: But... Kuroko, I'll save you.
  • Kuroko: Don't worry, Kagami-kun, I can swim.
  • Everyone: ...

anonymous asked:

Hello I've read your work and I think it's amazing!! I was wondering if you could do one about Aomine and Akashi talking to their GF on facebook/instagram/twitter/tumblr/snapchat stuff like that please and thanks😊

Okay so this is the first I’ve done something like this and just a reminder that yes, both Akashi and Aomine have their own girlfriends and they’re like best friends, thooo I kinda forgot to…I’ll just leave it at this.. Hope you like it aaand that the quality is good!




anonymous asked:

What kinda YouTube channel would the GOM run as individuals? Like fashion, gaming, comedy, science etc. Also I really love your blog!

Vlog* – Video blog

Kuroko - Vlog with food videos here and there (mostly milkshakes) along with comedy channel – his channel would be more multifandom than only one-way orientated.

Kise - Fashion and makeup channel.

Midorima - Channel about horoscope and where you can buy/get your lucky item along with science.

Aomine - Most likely vlog about his favourite female celebrities, basketball and games.

Murasakibara - Channel about what candies has he eaten and what he would like to try–food channel.

Akashi - Classical music channel, but also vlog.

  • [ practicing for a job interview ]
  • Momoi: Okay, next question: What makes you different from the other applicants?
  • Aomine: *sweating nervously* I feel that I can.. I can.. I can bring something.. to the table. I-I'll even bring the table. No. I'll be the table. YES. I AM THE FREAKING TABLE.
  • Momoi: *inhales*
  • Momoi: Next question.

incorrectknb doodles once again! 8^) from here, and here!

… And that was how narcissistic!Aomine was born HAHA

hope you guys like dem as usual! 8′D

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Drunken boyfriends

My senpai, @oi-aokaga, gave me the scenario of how some of the knb boys act when they’re drunk, and we kind of started to talk about it XD. So, I’m also writing a few others for @knbaes-n-bakas and @anniecrow because I can’t stop laughing. Hopefully this will help with my writer’s block!

Aomine: “Oyyyyaa.. *hic* _-_-____-chan~”

You’d just walked in the door when your boyfriend started stumbling to you, a huge goofy grin on his lips He tripped over his foot, hands grabbing your shirt, ripping it right off your skin, causing you to shriek.

“D-Dammit Daiki!! What the FUCK?!”

He started snuggling into your breasts, face tinted red as he made snorting sounds, hands groping your ass cheeks.

“I..I.. I want to play.~ Come play ____-chan!”

Releasing a sigh, you frowned, “NO! You’re drunk! Why would you rip my work shirt dammit?! You’re so annoying!”

You gawked as he pulled his head from your breasts, tears welling in his eyes before he released you altogether, standing up and running away while shouting, “_____-CHAN DOESN’T LOVE ME!!!~~~”

There was a loud crash, making you run after him and staring in disbelief as he tripped over his foot, face planted into the floor as blood dripped from his forehead. Not only did you learn he was an emotional drunk, he was clumsy as hell.

Hyuga: There was loud knocking at your door, startling you from your book. Placing it down, you went to answer it, eyes wide as you saw Kiyoshi carrying a very drunk Hyuga in his arms.. as a.. bride?!

“Ah.. Sorry ___-chan.. Hyuga insisted on being carried like this..” He chuckled, entering your house and placing him in your shared bedroom. You shook your head, patting the Iron Heart’s arm. 

“It’s okay, Kiyoshi! Thank you for bringing him back safely!”

He nodded, heading home and just as you shut the door, you heard loud… singing? and you went to investigate. When you got to your room, you stood in the door way, completely stunned as he was now shirtless, red tinting his cheeks as he yelled the words to a song you didn’t know.. 


He looked your way, a goofy grin on his lips as he bounced on the bed, swinging the shirt around like a guy at a rock concert.. Umm.. W-What? 

“I.. I LOVE MY _____-CHAN!!”

You winced at his loud voice, gasping when he hits his head on the ceiling fan, knocking him out cold. Shaking your head, you approached him carefully, taking off the glasses and preparing a hot cloth to help with the bruise on his skin. Now.. THIS you’ll never get used to.

Kasamatsu: You were greeted by the smell of food burning as you shut the door, taking off your shoes. Peering your head into the kitchen, you saw your boyfriend, wearing nothing but an apron, cheeks tainted red as he whistled a tune rather clumsily.. 

“Uh.. Y..Yukio? The food-”

His head snapped up, steel-blue hues wide as he ran towards you, engulfing you in a very tight bear hug. Your nose, pressed completely against the fabric, wrinkled at the smell of alcohol and you tried pulling away to at least turn off the stove, but he wouldn’t budge, giggles leaving his mouth.



You only pulled back for him to attack your mouth, though it was for a brief moment, choosing to attack every part of your skin exposed to his eyes. He pressed you against the counter, hands sneaking under your shirt as you bit your lip, trying not to moan out loud. Your boyfriend was a pervert when he’s drunk!

You managed to turn off the oven before he threw you over his shoulder, almost stumbling to the bed as he proceeded to ravage you until he passed out half way through the third round. You definitely weren’t letting him around Moriyama again, not without supervision.

Kise: “_____-cchi… Marry me.”

Blinking in shock, you saw the very serious expression in his golden hues, although you also noticed the dazed look as well. Sighing, you ran a hand through your hair, frowning.

“Ryouta.. You’re drunk.”

He pouted, though his eyes narrowed slightly, his hands now grasping yours.

“I’m being totally serious. I wanted to ask you for six months now.”

You shook your head, pushing against his forehead.

“Ryouta.. I’m covered in sweat, I’m exhausted from work. Why did you choose now to ask?” you smiled softly, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips before hugging him.

“Ask me against in the morning, when you’re sober. I’ll answer then.”

Although he had a complete hangover, he somehow remembered what you said, and proposed first thing in the morning, resulting in the two of you being tangled up in the shower and him swinging you around happily as you replied, ‘yes’.

Murasakibara: “_____-chin! Come cuddle with meee~”

You yelped, being pulled into your tall boyfriend’s arms, his cheek rubbing against your head as he planted wet kisses all over your cheeks. You couldn’t stop laughing, returning the affection and rubbing his back gently.

“You know how much I love you, right ____-chin?”

You nodded, kissing his forehead as he tickled your sides, hands trailing all over your body, as if memorizing the feel.

“Yes, Atsushi.. I know..” you heard snoring, looking down at him and shaking your head as he passed out on your chest, drool dripping from his open mouth. Well.. the affection was good while it lasted..