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What if Dipper’s real name is Mabus?

It plays into the twin name similarity that Alex said exists between Mabel and Dipper: MABel MABus

The name “Mabus” is also surrounded by this big conspiracy. Nostradamus, a supposed prophet from the 16th century, predicted that it would belong to the third anti-christ, and some people take that seriously because Nostradamus predicted other past ‘anti-christs’ like Napoleon and Hitler. (There’s no conclusive evidence to prove that Mabus is the name of the next anti-christ however)

We know that Alex is a conspiracy theory nut. We also know that he likes to jokingly refer to himself as Satan, and enjoys dark humor (he was gonna include ‘Penta-grahams’ as a child snack for Heck’s sake). Dipper’s real name being connected to the next possible anti-christ sounds right up Hirsch’s humor alley.

It’d also explain why Dipper has to use a nickname. Could you imagine a character regularly being called “Mabus” on Disney TV? lmao

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“A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was.”

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

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How did this end up all Chat oops

(Also, I finally figured out how to do the caption thing, so you might want to click through the pictures. Just sayin’.)

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i drunkenly sent dan a message on younow and WWAIT WAHT he ended up reading it out and replying with “hi imakedoodleslol” and then smiling/laughing.,,, i am still sahkgingfing

ty for all the people who sent me messages about me getting noticed ily

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“I lied to everyone else but you. I told you I don’t do relationships.” “No, you don’t do relationships with guys. I do. You know how I know? Because I want one. With you. After the game all I wanted to do was kiss you. And what would you have done? You would have freaked.”