Imma give you a cracktastic prompt: in a world where were are the norm, Stiles is a were!bunny. He is not impressed but he makes do. Derek on the other hand has a new past time in the woods :)
This… became long. I also know much more about rabbits now. Here’s what I imagine werebunny!Stiles looks like, though! So enjoy 4k of cracktastic fluff!
(9/10 prompts for my 1k followers thingy!)
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Stiles hops over a tree root, his tiny rabbit lungs burning as he sprint-hops over the forest floor. He makes a mental note to lay off the curly fries.
Not that he’ll probably be able to do that.
Because he’s going to die.
His hind paw catches on a rock and he goes down, crashing onto his stomach, the wind abruptly forced from his lungs. He tries to scramble to his feet – paws, whatever – but he can already sense a large figure hovering over him, trapping him in. He makes a break for
it anyway, though, desperately trying to escape, but a large muzzle with rows
of sharp teeth is already descending on him and –
– and Derek Hale is going to eat him to death. And not even in a sexy
way. Then Derek finally will become a
murderer, and his dad will have to identify his body by scraping bits of his
rabbit intestines off of Derek’s wolf-y canines.
All because he didn’t warn his
werewolf friends off from their usual late night hunts, because then he’d have
to admit that he’s a fucking wererabbit.
Stiles squeezes his eyes shut
and waits for the kiss – or in this case, the painful, agonizing bite – of
Only it never comes.
It never comes, because for
some reason, instead of swallowing him whole like a normal wolf, Derek’s
decided to rub his face all over him.
Gah, Stiles doesn’t even know where that muzzle’s been. Derek’s probably getting rabbit-guts from his previous victim
all over Stiles’ carefully maintained coat.
half-hour web series that goes with Once. small town, big magical drama.
Maleficent gets some tedious taxes and paperwork job for the town, because Regina’s out of the office often saving the town, going to Camelot and the Underworld but governing still has to happen. It is mind-numbingly complicated and involves so many forms, mayoring used to be a full time job for Regina, after all, before the Snow Queen and Peter Pan and the Camelot invasion.
She secretly loves it. It’s like being able to horde an entire town. She’s also very patient, and meetings take a distinctly different tone.
Ursula returns from the far oceans because she misses the internet , and indoor plumbing. Her father and other merfolk visit, occasionally. She opens a bar. Hilariously, at first it’s just ‘the dive bar’ but it sticks. It has a strange sort of underwater and antique aesthetic and she performs several nights a week.
Since Storybrooke has a housing shortage, Ursula and Maleficent live together in a big old Victorian house (like the Dark Swan house). Ursula takes forever in the shower, but she sings beautifully. Maleficent has a collection of various kinds of hot sauce that takes up a whole cupboard.
Cruella discovers she can haunt them both, as she’s now queen of the underworld. (turns out it’s meant to be a ghastly place, and she’s really quite good at convincing people to move on in one way or another). She appears in mirrors, in glasses of water, anything reflective, and she can occasionally possess animals, to hilarious effect. (squirrels, rabbits, the neighbor’s cat).
She jokes that she could possess Maleficent in dragon form, but they’re trying to get along. Cruella didn’t really abandon Lily in the woods, she brought her to a fire station and left her with some very attractive firefighters. How was she supposed to know that Lily wouldn’t stay there and grow up with them? She would have left herself there if she could have.
Lily gets pissed off and accidentally destroys her apartment by turning into a dragon and has to move in with them because no one else will rent to her. Leading to the hilarious problem where everyone but Lily knows Regina is Lily’s other mother. (Cruella promises not to tell because she wants to see Lily’s face when Mal eventually has to tell her).
Maleficent’s quietly unrequited love for the Evil Queen turned heroic Mayor of Storybrooke is hilarious to Cruella (She’s gone soft, how can you find that attractive, Mal, really?) and Ursula (Well, the chances of actually having a successful relationship are much better now that you’re both reformed, less curses, less heroes causing trouble.)
Kathryn returns from law school, now a real lawyer and sets up a magic friendly legal practice, as well as helping Maleficent with the town business when Regina’s away. She’s also their neighbor, who has a cat that Cruella keeps possessing.
They have over the fence style discussions and garden together (Ursula can uproot anything and Maleficent is very good at weed control). Kathryn helps them navigate.
By popular demand (aka like two people who asked for it), @thefairfleming and I have posted our angsty-fun Gladiator crack AU on AO3!
Series: City of Illusions Authors: @thefairfleming and @misshoneywheeler Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones Pairing: Jon Snow/Sansa Stark Rating: from Mature to Explicit Total words: 12,828 Warnings: Mentions of violence (because Gladiator)
Summary: In, which Jon is a gladiator, Sansa is going to marry the Emperor, they’re Doing It On The Sly, and we play fast and loose with anything resembling historical accuracy.
Individual links to works in the series:
First Night:In which Sansa saves Jon from indignity by buying his, ahem, services at a masked ball