<b>Me:</b> Yeah, no! I'm fine<p/><b>Me, an intellectual:</b> Fuck, Colin Farrell. Fuck him and his luscious fucking hair and his big gorgeous brown eyes. FUCK HIS FUCKING ACCENT. Fuck him and his bad boy persona and his never ending swag even at fucking Forty!!! Fuck him cause he's a good actor and an even better dad. Fuck his humour and easy going personality. Fuck his achievements in pulling himself from a deep dark hole and being a successful actor. Fuck Colin Farrell. Fuck him!<p/></p>
in bruges colin farrell: a soft irish potato, round and smol. needs many hugs cuddling comfort love. moody, bad at maths, sad, deserved better. may or may not be dead. eyebrows.
fright night colin farrell: what the fucking flying fuck happened here i mean jesus christ this dude t h i s d u d e what the F U C K happened what the h e l l oh my god even ur grandma is blushing he smiles and u burst into flames the fuck is wrong with you my man why u rubbing apples on ur chest how did so much change in 3 years this is NOT OKAY im yellign the fuck ?? is happening fucking fuck time to fucking die holy hecking hell im sw e a ti n g aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-