When I’m friends with someone I always love their physical appearance. No matter what they look like. I love them and I wouldn’t ever dream about changing anything about them because I love them exactly how they are. I wish I could feel that way about myself

anonymous asked:

Hey so this is going to sound really like, not right? But my fiance I've found out has been cheating on me on ok cupid? So Um. I've met up with the girls he's been seeing and we want to maybe catfish him and then all go to meet up when he thinks he's meeting this girl? Would you be willing to let us use your pictures to do that? I understand this is like, super uncomfortable. I'm really sorry to ask. I'm just really fucking hurt.

YESSSS HOLY SHIT I AM ALL FOR THIS FUCKING CAT FISH WITH MY FACE AWAY (i also did this with a friend of mine and her fiance LOL) also im v sorry about youre fiance, you deserve so much better ):


Those selcas are actually from last week bc I looked cute but I’m trash right now so that’s all you’re getting.

So, like, I’ve been tagged by @svtscarat for this selfie thing and I was like: ???

But a tag is a tag so here we go. I’ve never actually shown my face here omg. 

Also I’m not going to tag anyone bc I don’t have any friends on Tumblr, I barely have followers rip but also bc I’m too lazy to find anyone to tag. I’m very not sorry.

guys when i went to see the secret life of pets, they played a MINION short before it, and my friend kept laughing... at my face.

because i looked slightly constipated as we watched the minions and their…”hijinks.”

she doesn’t hate them like i do. 

I was just sitting there in disgust. 

like, ok, kids like people getting hit with things and their childish babbling, they laugh at the minions falling off of things and hitting each other with golf clubs, but goddamn, why do parents like minions?? what kind of sense of humor do you have for the MINIONS to STILL tickle you??

one time pretty recently my friend wouldnt’ stop making  the kind of face that freaks me out and then i had this very intense certainty that if i walked into my bedroom alone i would die/be killed by something but i needed to go into my bedroom to get something and so i just like….hyperventilated on the floor for a while

as long as i can’t sleep can someone explain what the fuc k that’s about or is that just who i am as a person

i dont like making fun of ppl irl esp to their face. like even my friends, if they make a mistake and think someomes name is different than it is then i dont wanna make fun of them. got too many mentally ill friends for that, and for that matter i just dont want to produce the conditions of mental illness that cause suffering in that regard

fritterkitten63  asked:

Hi! I know what it feels like to have little to no self esteem but... I love your blog and stuff and u seem really cool so.. Just wanted to drop some happiness into your inbox.. Here goes ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ€โœŒ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒน Hope you smile friend! :D

My face isnt capable of smiling but i really appricite the fact that you want me to be happy. Thank you.