& the library too of course

Do you think there’s a library in hell? I want to read a story about a librarian who is just like any other librarian on earth, but having to deal with moronic demons instead of just normal moronic humans. I wonder if Crowley ever spends time at the library, too…

“No, sir, of course not. The King of Hell doesn’t get late fees. However, I would like to talk to you about how many demons aren’t bothering to return their books on time and won’t pay their fees. Hell is a place of integrity, you’ve always said.”

“Yes. Quite. I’ll look into it.”

Then Crowley calls in all the demons with the highest library fines and kills the worst offender, sending a message to the rest of them.

King Crowley. Champion of Hell’s Library.

He also thinks Sam would really like the library. At some point he mentions to Sam that Hell has a library and that he might find the books there to be of great interest to whatever case they’re working (or research on the Mark of Cain). At first, the boys just think it’s a plot to trick them into something awful, but it’s really just that Crowley wants to win Sam over.

Recap: Act 1, Episode 3

I don’t have a schedule to these. So if you read ‘em just keep checkin’ back I guess.

Well I don’t fuckin blame her.


UGHHHH That twatwaffle is still around. And that was a VERY Mattie kind of comment.

Maybe creative truth-telling is necessary to being on the Dean’s staff.

Carm calls BS on that and Mumsy isn’t pleased with the attitude. What’s her solution? Finding a way into the library and killing everyone, of course. As you do. But she’s too busy being evil to actually *do* that.

Why do I feel like she should have used air quotes around  truce?

*snort* yeah that’s gonna happen.

Laura, get a grip. You can’t trust her. listen to Carmilla.

MammaDean says to listen to Laura.

….that’s probably gonna be REAL soon if her plan to bring about the apocalypse goes through. But if they stay out of her way and stay in the library she won’t have to make things unpleasant for them.

LOLOL like hell that’s gonna happen.

Carmilla thinks it’s weird that she’s doing this. Maybe she’s rattled because they know something or have something that they can use against her.

Uh, no.

Ehhhhh maybe but probably not.

How ‘bout you tone down the snark. Laura is coming at this from a place of almost-PTSD and doesn’t want to make things worse. Like how bad must she feel if making a truce with the Dean is preferable to taking action?


Carmilla thinks the truce isn’t an honest one and I’m inclined to agree. This isn’t gonna benefit you guys, let’s be real.

No she does not. She’s likely only talking to them because they have something that’s gonna hurt her. Or maybe it’s something she needs?

Makes sense. Owl Lady. Bird symbol. I see the connection.

But not the best oracle since she didn’t really see that she was gonna get killed by Baron Von LiarLiarPantsOnFire.

They need the Book of Lives for..something. Either it’s a weapon or a bargaining tool to get Perry back. And to start looking for it all they need to do is comb through years and years of board minutes. THRILLING.

Solid plan. Absolutely NOTHING can go wrong. Nope.

Oooooh those journalistic instincts are kickin’ in.

As broken as she is she still cares on some level.  Maye she can balance the healing with the investigation?

Originally posted by bobsburgersjr

Is that bad? That’s probably bad. I mean I’d be hella pissed if I got poked with a sharp stick so I figure a mystical library getting attacked by something would be equally pissed off.

Originally posted by knowyourmeme