& im going to be living in one in 2 weeks

my masterlist !

luke hemmings:

blonde bastard [au: in which calum hood forces luke hemmings to ask out the person he dreaded for span of six months, in exchange for his role as captain.]

calum hood:

aching: 1, 2, 3, 4

[au: zombie apocalypse! 5sos take refuge at a local high school. after stopping at a mall for supplies, they find a fragile girl who retreated in a small book store. (based off school-live)

the two of you, always [first imagine EVER.. i dont wanna talk abt it. its so bad im not even going to tag it.]

one week  [au: in which an idiot’s last wish is to resolve a forgotten love triangle.]

daredevil, part 2  [au: an unfortunate dare sends both the victims spiraling into a disastrous pleasure.]

do you love me?  [au: based off ‘i have questions’ by camila cabello.]

kiwi [au: a bet to break the badboy’s heart couldn’t be anymore stressing.

she’s not afraid, part two, part three [au: in which y/n finds interest in the geek seated in the corner.

anonymous asked:

RIP everyone, the sweet release of death is on its way

thats real cute and nihilistic of you, but im legit freaking out rn. im worried about my FL friends, if my home, and series, will survive or not, and how im going to study for my major med school exam in 2 weeks with no fucking house or internet. one of the strongest natural disasters of its kind ever recorded really isn’t a joking matter. theres going to be a death toll, people are going to lose their homes statewide, countless lives are going to change for the worse. so please dont send me this sophomoric meme shit. i have enough stress as it is. thx

aw man there’s nothin like a couple, and 2 guys who’ve lived together for six years-and haven’t been apart for more than two weeks within the past 7 years-and constantly flirt w each other-and go on vacation together while already spending every awoken second together-and plan on spending years and years to come with each other, going on a trip to nasa together 😍👌🏼

Fred Weasley Imagine - I Think I'm Falling In Love With You. I'm Scared. Part 2

Pairing: Fred x Reader
Word Count: 2050
Request: Oh my god pkease write a part 2 for the fred ‘i think im falling in live with you and im scared’ imagine its amazing 😍 + many more
Blurb: She was sure she didn’t want to date again whilst at Hogwarts, but then Fred kisses her and everything changes. But he is dating Angelina Johnson and she cannot and will not fall for her best friend, she tells herself. 
Authors Note: I’m proud of myself for uploading. Next one should be end of the week :)

MASTERLIST

PART ONE 


You didn’t know what to do. You weren’t just going to sit there and cry, that would be too pathetic. Even more pathetic than the situation you were in. Wiping your nose, you tried to stop crying as you quickly walked to your Common Room. No one would be in there as they would all be in class. But you couldn’t be bothered to go to class, especially considering Fred was in most of them.

You sat on your bed and let the tears start flowing again. You felt like a loser, skipping classes, crying your heart out, all over a boy who is taken. And you started feeling guilty because you kissed Fred, knowing that he was going out with Angelina. You felt sick knowing that it was a matter of time before the rest of Hogwarts found out. The things they would say about you, the rumours they would start… It all made you start crying even harder. You never meant it to get this bad.

You didn’t go to any of your classes, you didn’t usually have days off and you thought you were in need of one. It never hurts to treat yourself every now and again. However, you, unfortunately, needed food and it wasn’t until dinner time that you started to get hungry.

You purposely left when dinner was just about over so you wouldn’t see many people. But of course, your plan backfired when you saw a tall red head sitting on the lounge in the Common Room, near the door. And off course, he was going to see you and start asking questions. You tried to sneak past him, winced and stopped when he called out your name.

“Where have you been? It’s not like you to skip classes!” His tone was soft and you were scared you would start crying if you talked. “Have you seen Fred today? He hasn’t been in class either?” Your ears perked up at Fred’s name and you finally turned to face him.

“No, I haven’t.” You shook your head and bit your lip once George noticed your red, puffy face.

“What’s wrong?” He asked, patting the seat next to him for you to sit down. You opened your mouth to say something, but nothing came out. You walked sluggishly to the lounge to sit next to him. There were only a few other people in the Common Room and you were certain they all looked at you when you started crying. George wrapped his arms around you as you cried into his shoulder. Now you were once again feeling helplessly pathetic. “Do you want to talk about what’s going on?” George asked, rubbing your back.

“No.” You whispered, not sure if he heard you. You can’t talk about guy issues to a guy whose twin is the guy you’re having issues with.

“Have you forgiven me for whatever reason you were mad at me for?” He asked again as you lifted your head up. You shook your head before replying.

“I wasn’t mad at you!” You realised the way you acted would have made George think you were mad at him, but you needed to let him know you weren’t.

“Well, you sure acted like it.” He said, still trying to keep his voice calm.

“I know, I was just being stupid and I don’t know.” You sighed rubbing the tears away from your eyes.

“Well, I forgive you for acting mean towards me,” George said jokingly, nudging you with his shoulder.

“Thank you.” You smiled at him and he smiled back. “But can we go get food, I haven’t eaten all day.” You admitted sheepishly knowing George would be outraged.

As you walked to the Great Hall you got lectured by George on the importance of eating food, you nodded as if you were listening, but you weren’t really.

“Hey Fred, mind if we join?” George asked, not knowing how uncomfortable you started to feel. There weren’t many people left in the Great Hall, just a handful on each table. Fred nodded as he wrapped an arm around Angelina, avoiding eye contact with you. You and George sat opposite them as George started putting food on your plate.

“I can get my own food, you know?” You rolled your eyes taking the spoon out of his hand.

“Can you?” He asked sarcastically raising an eyebrow at you.

“Hey Y/N, why weren’t you in class today?” Angelina asked politely, turning away from Fred to look at you.

“I just wasn’t feeling the best today.” You gave a small smile as she nodded sympathetically.

“That’s not good, I hope you start feeling better soon.” You nodded as a sickly feeling started forming in your tummy. Yes, you were glad Angelina hadn’t found out about you and Fred, but that didn’t mean she wouldn’t eventually find out. You didn’t want it to happen this way. You didn’t want to confess your feelings to Fred while he had a girlfriend. A girlfriend who was so sweet and nice and didn’t deserve to have someone else wanting her boyfriend.

You looked up to find Fred and Angelina kissing. You noticed Fred pulling away and you looked away before he saw you looking. You slowly picked at your food, all of this guilt was making it hard to eat. But you knew you wouldn’t get out of here without eating a whole meal, not with George around.

You tried hard not to make eye contact with Fred throughout the rest of the dinner, but it was exceptionally hard. Angelina had her hand on his thigh the whole time and he would kiss the side of her head every few minutes. You knew you weren’t ever going to have a chance with Fred, but it still hurt to watch. You were scared, thinking you would have to go back to ignoring everyone again. And that didn’t end well the last time you decided to do that.

The following week, you decided that you needed a change. Falling for a man that was already taken was unhealthy and pathetic, you were much better than that. You decided to go about this week with as much confidence as you could and decided it was best to stay far away from Fred. But of course, that didn’t go too well considering he was in most of your classes and George hadn’t realised the awkwardness between you two.

But you were trying to change, you were trying to be positive and you weren’t going to let some boy get in the way of that. You made sure you never sat next to him and excluded yourself from the conversation when he started talking. This was effective until you had the class where it was only you and him.

You got to the class early, hoping to get a seat without walking in with Fred. Fred came in late and as everyone knew Fred usually sat with you, no one sat next to you, meaning Fred had to sit in the only empty spot next to you. You sighed. It was alright, you were going to be alright.

Nothing was said as he sat down quickly getting his quill and parchment out. You were writing notes, your body facing the other way, ignoring his presence.

You believed nothing would be said between you two during this lesson until Fred broke the silence.

“You know I hate you at the moment.” He whispered, writing his notes and not looking up. You looked up at him, not believing he just said that then going back to furiously writing. You took a deep breath. You were meant to be positive, but you were only positive you would start crying. You decided to ignore him before he continued. “I have liked you for as long as I can remember and you basically rubbed it in my face that you didn’t want to date another guy ever again. So I try to move on with my life and start seeing someone else, and then you tell me you love me? Do you know how fucked up that is Y/N?” Your chair scraped on the floor as soon as he finished his sentence.

“Professor, may I please go to the bathroom?” Your Professor wasn’t happy, but let you go. You could feel Fred’s eyes glued to the back of your head as the Professor continued the lesson.

You basically ran to the girl’s bathroom, trying desperately not to let any tears fall. As soon as you got inside, you let them fall. He is such a dickhead, how dare he speak to you like that? You reminded yourself you treated him like shit for a few weeks, but that wasn’t important right now. You locked yourself inside a stall and helplessly cried. So much for being positive. 

You shook your head and got out of the stall. Getting some paper towel you wiped your tears away and blew your nose. Positive. You had to stay positive. Fred was just a boy, you weren’t going to let your life get ruined by a boy. You were better than this, much stronger than this. You looked at your reflection in the mirror, tried to put your head up high and walked back to the classroom, reminding yourself Fred wasn’t worth it.

Everyone turned to look at you as you walked through the door and you looked down. You reminded yourself no one knew what just happened and held your head up high again. You sat down quickly and started furiously writing down notes, trying to catch up.

“I would hate me too.” You whispered, quickly looking at him to make sure he heard. “I treated you like shit and then admitted all of my feelings for you. It was wrong, I don’t know what I expected from doing that. I was just sad and confused and I know that is no excuse but we can’t go back in time and change it so can we just move on? Pretend it never happened? You can continue dating Angelina and no one has to know what happened.” You said, all whilst continuing to furiously write.

“Well that can’t happen can it?” He asked sarcastically making you glare at him, your eyes squinted at the playful smirk he had.

“Why not?” You scoffed looking back down at your notes.

“Because I already broke up with Angelina.” He admitted sheepishly. You dropped your pen and looked at him with wide eyes.

“What the fuck?” You nearly yelled, causing a few people to stare, thankfully none of these people was the Professor. “Why? Do you know what the rest of Hogwarts is going to say about me when they find out that I kissed you and then a few days later you broke up with Angelina? Do you know what Angelina is going to think of me? Because none of it is going to be good. I can’t believe you-” Your rant was cut off by Fred chuckling.

“Who says I broke up with her because of you?” He asked raising an eyebrow at you and giving you a cheeky smile. Your cheeks went bright red, which only made Fred laugh harder.

“Oh.” You said quietly, continuing to write notes down. However, your focus was more on your embarrassment rather than on what you were writing.

“This didn’t turn out how I expected it to,” Fred admitted going back to writing notes.

“What didn’t turn out how you expected?” You asked, not looking up.

“Us.” You looked up at him and he was looking at you already. He pushed a strand of your hair behind your ear as he leant in to kiss you. You instantly kissed back and got that familiar feeling in your tummy. Except for this time, you didn’t feel bad about it. You smiled at him as he pulled away and he winked at you.

You bit your lip as you continued to write your notes. It probably wasn’t the best idea to kiss Fred in front of your class, especially considering many people probably didn’t know about his break up with Angelina, but you would worry about that later. Right now, you could just focus on the wonderful boy sitting next to you.

Shop Owners

There has been a large influx of free shops, which is great! You do you! HOWEVER, what is not okay is how many newbies come on and go “oh I can do that”. No, you shouldn’t. It’s dangerous work. The safety of you, your spirits, your clients, your clients spirits and anyone with them is all on the line. If you mess up, lots of spirits are in danger, not to mention if your client has a sanctuary or other grouping of spirits. And any little mistake you make will bring down the credibility of all other shops. Besides, opening a shop on tumblr is like opening a coffee shop in a town that already has 15 coffee shops. There’s no point.

So, when should you open a shop?

You should:

  • Being working with spirits in any way, shape, or form for 2+ years
  • be advanced, almost expert on this skill level post for at least a year.
  • Conjure for 6-8 months BEFORE conjuring any spirit for any shop
  • Your sight needs to be impeccable and make 0 mistakes
  • I say no less than 300 wards EACH around you, wherever you conjure and wherever you vet. Make sure there are many many many different kinds.
  • You also need a certain mental maturity. People will hate you, people will cause drama, and you need a way to regulate this. For me, it was hiring J, but you need to make sure you can handle it.
  • You also need to be organized and keep everything straight somehow.

Once you meet these, and have sat on the idea of opening a shop for around 2 months, then go ahead and start talking to other shop owners. This is  a business, and it’s a big business. The reality is, you aren’t going to get very far without knowing the other shops. You don’t have to be friends with all of them, but it’s a good way to get your name out there.

On a shop

When you know you are ready for a shop:

  • You have to vet your first spirits for 4-6 months. Spend 3-5 hours with them during vetting.
    IF YOU THINK WARDS ARE ENOUGH VETTING YOU ARE VERY WRONG
  • RA/CC’s should be at least 2 months starting. I also don’t suggest doing RA/CC’s until you have a good grounding and prove you’re trustworthy, but that’s up to you.

Interns

If you are dead set on working at a shop NOW, but don’t want to wait, ask existing shops to be an intern. Unless they have apps open, they’ll more than likely say no, but it’s good to ask. Interns:

  • should be intermediate to advanced based on this post
  • Should be able to sense spirits at least most of the time
  • don’t need conjuring experience to start, but should be able to conjure without any guidance for 6 months before posting a spirit they conjured and vetted all by themselves

WHY DO YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THESE?

Especially with new people saying things like “don’t let others restrict you”

Look, I’ve been a spirit worker for several years. I was the one who started this free shop owning tred (and god it never should have been a fucking trend). 
If you cannot protect yourself, and your spirits there are physical consequences. Die in the astral and be tired for months on end in the physical, there are physical wounds that show up on your body. People will curse you, and people and spirits can put anyone’s astral body in a vortex so you can never do anything with spirits again. 

Don’t be restricted, try things, go for it. But the moment your trying things brings other lives and wellbeing in to it?? That’s when you need to do an ethics check. It doesn’t matter how careful you are, without the needed experience things will most likely go wrong, and no one should be willing to bet on it.

anonymous asked:

hi fellow ratlover, i was wondering if you could give me some advice? i have a pretty old rat, shes 2+ years. she has a gigantic tumor in between her legs. i guess you could say she ‘learned to live with it’, but you can still see shes struggling with it. i dont want to take her to the vet, bc its expensive and shes old, so she wont live much longer anyways. also shes alone since my other rat died about a week ago. it pains me to see her struggle but i dont want to let her go yet either, wwyd?

Hey there ❤ Ugh, this is such a tough one, Im so sorry. There isnt really a right or wrong answer here. At 2 years old, surgery would be pretty rough. But, rats can survive it and go on to live another year or so!

It sounds like removing it isnt an option for you though. So with that in mind, I would just give her lots of love and lots of treats, and assess her quality of life daily. If she ever gets to the point of being immobile, or not wanting treats, or not getting excited about things, I would likely make the decision to let her go peacefully (euthanize) :(. But until then, Id just give her lots of loves, and let her live out her life as happily as possible :)

hello folks im in yet another one of those crappy existential crises and coupled with internship burying me alive in a ditch, i dont think i’ll be as active as i’d like to be for a few weeks. probably until mid january. if you see me here before suddenly disappearing for 10 years it probably means i only had 2 seconds to breathe :/ anyhow may you be in the best of health and have good days ahead stay safe and keep your back straight and drink water and have enough sleep

hauntedmonmouth  asked:

all the odd numbers - bergarass

YO thanks for asking!!

1) meaning behind my url

shane madej is a demon

madej + demon

medejmon

3) tattoos i have 

i dont have any yet!! i just answered the ones i want tho

5) piercings i have

do ears count? i dont even wear earrings cause my ears get irritated 

7) biggest turn off

eijoheiwolehuishksalhdj idk 

9) i answered this!

11) this one too

13) life goals

okay my biggest life goal is to basically just travel the world like thats so unrealistic but i just [clenches fist] fucking love the earth (also like,, get married and have lotsa cats and a job that i enjoy)

15) relationship status

single lmao ive met like 2 gay girls in my LIFE and also i have social anxiety (and also im a piece of shit) 

17) a fact abt my life

i live close to one of the best theme parks in europe (i am NOT biased) and i go there almost every week 

19) middle name

anxiety is my middle name (i have none)

sorry these answers are boring af thanks for reading and like,, dealin w my bullshit 

Please read if you go to Texas State

Hi, my Name is Celica and I am a freshman at Texas State University. Lately I have become more and more depressed over the fact that I just have not made any friends in college and I’ll tell you why… to start off first impression I may seem a bit weird or idk if I look mean or whatever but I really can be a nice person. I have join ritmo latino but I sometimes cant make the practices because of homework so I didnt really make friends in that organization. I had a roommate but she had her own life going on, I have suitemates but their intrests in life are completely different things I just cant agree with and I have a boyfriend but he’s 2 hours away., and in my art classes im able to talk to some people but majority of them are way older than me and live off campus. So every single day I eat breakfast alone,lunch alone, dinner alone. There has been days where im too scared to go to lbj by myself that I even order pizza hut,which I did 3 times in one week. Like I said, I keep thinking just one day I’ll find some friends but I just don’t. I would try to talk to people but then ill never see them again or I get this gut feeling like I am bothering them. Everyday I try to hold in my tears so I wont seem so pathetic because Im just boohooing about not having friends. I go back to my hometown every single weekend because of the fact that I dont have friends at texas state. Then my parents would put together all these fun ,big things, and tell me “you know invite all your college friends!” Or say things like “oh you dont have to hang with us ,just hang out with your friends” and I just feel like a loser because in my head im just thinking “I dont have any friends dad” but college life was great to him and its like he cant comprehend why Im dreading college so much. Now I love texas state its self but me not being socialable has been ruining my life and experience. Ive gotten to the point where I would get so depressed that I would just skip classes like nothing, and when I would go home I would cry because of the fact that I had to go back to school. I know I should feel grateful and all that crap but college feels like prison without anyone to talk to. And then when I do finally get to talk to someone I talk forever but it is just because I have so much to say since no one really speaks to me. Back home I have my boyfriend and my best friend and all I want to do is talk to them and hangout but then my family wants to spend time with me too and I feel like a bitch if I dont hang out with my family but after being in “college prison” for so long I just want to spend time with my boyfriend or bestfriend. So since last night and this morning I have been crying because the whole weekend I havent been able to spend more time than i wanted with my boyfriend because I had to things like drive my brother around and wait for my boyfriend to finish working or come from class and today Im going back to school and im told I wont be able to see him and it makes me so upset because he is like my outlet from everything I hold in. So now I know this whole not having any friends thing is really fucking with my head and my life and I just keep feeling more and more like a loser. So if you ever see me out there on campus, in the quad, or eating alone at lbj, please just talk to me, because it would mean alot because I have become very weak and as you can tell I am more fragile than ever right now. I cried the whole time while typing this. Just please this is the last thing I could think of.

winter winter winter is coming coming coming. Where I live that means extra rain and thunder and lightning!!! My blog is being updated with winter colors!!! More Blues and whites and silver!!! So if it looks weird or something just know I’m fiddling with it!!!

(Also also!!! I think I’m going to do like Winter related fics/hcs (like snow and cold and hot chocolate! and all that good stuff) and stuff while i get myself back into the groove of writing.)

was tagged by @atinyflute, thanks sunshine!!!!!

name: sekaiya

nicknames: kai, kaiya

gender: nah fam

star sign: aries

height: idk how to do feet and stuff but like 1.72m or something

sexuality: im gay as shit frienderinos

hogwarts house:  gryffindor

favourite animal: wolves, dogs

average hours of sleep: usually like between 6 and 9

dog or cat person: dog but! i love cats as well

blankets you sleep with: 1 or 2, at the moment 1 because it’s hot as shit

dream trip: tbh i really wanna go to europe but i’d also just love a long road trip to nowhere but i also lowkey am ok to just stay in bed and live vicariously through my skyrim characters instead of actually travelling myself

when I made my blog: this one, a few weeks ago (apparently it was on october 19th. wow) but i’ve been on tumblr since 2012 pls help

followers: 171

why I made a tumblr: bc my old blog was kind of an emotional rollercoaster this year and using it was making me more stressed than happy so i was like ‘you know what sounds like a terrible idea? remake to be a phandom blog!’ and then did it and shoved all my other interests onto a sideblog where i can just chill

reason for my url: dan and phil are cryptids lol

tagging @etherealswan, @stvles-stilinski, @softdario & i guess anyone else who wants to do it ? i don’t know anyone yet lmao

I got an anon yesterday that I am going to post after much consideration. I am not saying that what this anon is saying is true or false. I am just leaving it here for everyone to do with it what they will. 


I found your blog through a friend. I’m sure you get a lot of trash in your ask, so believe me or dont, its fine. I see a lot of speaking about taylor and calvin that they cant go out because of paps etc but I live in LA and I can tell you thats not really true. I saw them TOGETHER (yes, no joking) at whole foods (MY EDIT: I ASKED HER WHICH ONE AND SHE SAID THE ONE IN BEVERLY HILLS) like 2 weeks ago. Im not totally into this taylor swift fandom but I thought maybe you’d want to know. I was shocked too when I saw them standing in the vegetables area and there were a few people being so embarrassing (“Oh God Taylor Swift! Look it’s Taylor Swift and her boyfriend!! Oh how cute”) but they handled the situation very gracious and normal. She is beautiful in reality by the way! I think she was wearing no make up, casually dressed. He seemed very protective but gentle, carrying the basket, always a hand on her back. they stood on front of us in line. They are both giants in real life guys. Oh and they bought ben&jerrys chocolate fudge brownie :D they both just behaved like a normal couple. He payed. She was looking at her phone when they stood in front of us. They seemed very familiar with each other, always whispering. So, this is all I can tell. Sorry for the anon. I run a pretty popular fashion blog here and I’m not interested in the attention that’d come with me sharing my wholefood experience ;) But I sometimes see some edits coming from TS blogs and I thought you guys might want to know! have a lovely day

STORY TIME WITH ME AKA HUGE FUCKING IDIOT

OK SO TODY IS TERRIBLE WEATHER AND IM BORED AS FUCK SO IM SNOOPIN AROUND AND I FIND SOME MUSTY ASS 10 DOLLAR SPRAY TAN IN MY MUMS BEDROOM AND IM LIKE HEY LETS SEE HOW DARK I CAN MAKE ONE ARM GO!!!! what the fuck was i thigngkING

SO I DID AND

SO THEN IM MAKING PUNS AND SENDING PICS TO FRIENDS AND THEN LIKE IDK AN HOUR LATER IM LIKE SHIT WTF BETTER WASH IT OFF BC IT LOOKS LIKE IVE BEEN ELBOW DEEP IN SHIT SO I DO BUT IT DOSNT COME OFF SO THEN I HAVE LIKE THREE SHOWERS AND USE ALL OF GOOGLES WEIRD ASS REMEDIES AND IT WONT FUCKING COME OFF ITS FADED BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT

IT LOOKS LIKE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE FUKC MY DUMB ASS

I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW AND I SMELL LIKE AN OFF HSHBROWN GOOGLE SAYS IT COULD LAST UP TO TWO WEEKS I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA ITS TOO DAMN HOT FOR JUMPERS FUCK MY SHITTY ASS TO SPACE IM DEAD INSIDE

and thats the story of how my dog tried to bite me because he thought my arm was food