& delinquents

anonymous asked:

what are your favourite delinquent scenes? I really miss the season 1-esque campy bonding moments.

The jobi nuts scene was a classic. Most Beautiful of Brooms, oh raven. So patient.

But you know what? I also like the funeral scene where they burned Lincoln and Sinclair. It was a moment of connection and grief for them. But they were together. It had been so long. 

  • Raven: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Jasper: What if it bites me and it dies.
  • Raven: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read!
  • Jasper: What if it bites itself and I die.
  • Bellamy: It’s voodoo.
  • Jasper: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Raven: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Jasper: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Murphy: That’s kinky.
  • Clarke: Oh my god.
  • Murphy, about a broken coffee pot: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Clarke: I did, I broke it.
  • Murphy: No, no you didn’t. Jasper?
  • Jasper: Well don’t look at me. Look at Miller.
  • Miller: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Jasper: Huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?
  • Miller: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Harper: Suspicious.
  • Miller: No, it’s not.
  • Monty: If it matters, probably not, but Octavia was the last one to use it.
  • Octavia: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Monroe: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Octavia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that!
  • Clarke: Okay everybody let’s not fight, I broke it, just let me pay for it, Murphy.
  • Murphy: No, who broke it?
  • Jasper: Murphy, Bellamy has been awfully quiet.
  • Bellamy: Really?!
  • (by himself)
  • Murphy: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.