& cheesy lines

Pick Up Line

AN: It’s been a long time, hasn’t it? Well, I’ve been busy since the last time I uploaded and the last time I wrote for this I deleted the last chunk of what I wrote and couldn’t get it back, so hopefully it’s still as good! I’ll try to get the next ones out soon..Enjoy!

Pair-Jeremy x Reader

Word Count-1694

Warnings-mentions of drinking, cheesy pick up lines, 

Summary- Y/N is the new editor for Funhaus. Before Y/N applied, she was a fan of Achievement Hunter and had a crush on Jeremy. During RTX, word gets out about the crush and Jeremy finds out. Jeremy then proceeds to voice his crush with pick up lines.  

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“psst hey is your last name katsuki? because yuri-lly hot~”

//slapped// thanks to @happypersimmon for the pick-up line idea

SPEEDPAINT

extra:

he’s so done with him //but he still loves him

happy valentine’s day~

Yoongi's bad pickup lines
  • Yoongi: People say I'm cold, but don't worry baby, I've got so much salt that you'll never slip on ice.

cheesy pick up lines.

“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.”
“Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.”
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.”
“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
“Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
“There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.”
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.”
“Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?”
“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

i didn’t get much done today bc i’m pretty worn out but this sketch turned out ok. i get fucked up constantly by the idea of jonathan being a good father figure that giorno never had

Lena Luthor's pick up lines
  • Lena: Supergirl more like Super whoa!
  • Kara: *blushes* Stop it.
  • Maggie: Hmm very nice *nods head*.
  • Lena: Kara Danvers, I think you mean Kara Damn girl. *winks*
  • Winn: *claps*
  • Kara: *looks away* Golly.
  • Lena: Oh my God Kara.
  • Kara: *looks around* What, Lena?
  • Lena: I think I may need sunglasses because your smile is so bright.
  • Alex: *rubs chin* Brava Luthor,Brava.
  • Kara: *hides face while smiling* so cheesy.
  • Lena: *clears throat*.
  • Maggie: Oh boy here's the grand finale.
  • Winn: And What will Luthor do next?
  • Alex: Why is the suspense actually killing me?
  • Lena: Kara?
  • Kara: *smiling* Yes Lena?
  • Lena: You're hot.
  • Maggie: ...
  • Winn: ...
  • Alex: ...
  • Lena: What? Compliments of beauty are always a great finisher.
  • Kara: *smiling* She's right.
  • Winn: Wow
  • Alex: Only my sister.
  • Maggie: *scribbles in a notepad* compliments beauty, great finisher.
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okay but have you considered little old lady fanclub

(because if there’s one thing conversations with my grandma and her crew at the old folk’s home has made clear to me it is that polite young people with nice arses are a desirable commodity at all ages)

cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
Lena trying to flirt
  • Lena: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel *smiles*
  • Kara: what? Heaven? I didn't fall from heaven– I DIDN'T FALL FROM ANYWHERE. LENA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THATS CRAZY. YOU'RE CRAZY. IM FROM EARTH, IM 100% NORMAL AND NOT AN ALIEN
  • Lena: what the actual fuck