& cheesy lines

anonymous asked:

flirting w/ soda

You’ve got it, hun. 🥂

- Sodapop has a sly smile on his face when he flirts and his eyes will trail before meeting your gaze.

- You’d expect him to be cheesy with pick-up lines, but he’s actually quite smooth.

- He’ll do subtly affectionate things like gently brushing your hair behind your ear.

- He likes to lean when he flirts like when girls come in to the DX, he leans over the counter.

- He knows exactly what to say to catch your heart, whether you play hard-to-get or not.

- Best at flirting when he’s by himself rather than with Dallas or somethin’

- His expression is soft and sensual, you’d melt at the sight of it.

- Soda carries a pen in his pocket just so that he could write a girl’s number down or give his away.

Lena trying to flirt
  • Lena: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel *smiles*
  • Kara: what? Heaven? I didn't fall from heaven– I DIDN'T FALL FROM ANYWHERE. LENA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THATS CRAZY. YOU'RE CRAZY. IM FROM EARTH, IM 100% NORMAL AND NOT AN ALIEN
  • Lena: what the actual fuck
  • 707: Ha I'm a piece of trash
  • MC: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 okay?
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robert „romance novel” sugden

Yoongi's bad pickup lines
  • Yoongi: People say I'm cold, but don't worry baby, I've got so much salt that you'll never slip on ice.

cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”