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このノートに名前を書かれた者は…(▽ミズキ)

The person whose name is written in this notebook…(▽ミズキ)

*ominous Death Note writing music*
The person whose name is written in this notebook will, in 40 seconds…
forget how to ride a bicycle
wHAT THE HELL IS THIS *falls off bike*

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When Your Boss Says You’re Late by Noko

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宿題をしてこなかった時の言い訳スペシャル🌟(Reika Oozeki

Things you say when you didn’t do the homework Special🌟(Reika Oozeki

Things you say when you didn’t do the homework

Elementary School
I forgot to do it

Middle School
I did it but I forgot to bring it

High School
*flips off teacher* IT’S IN THE TRASH

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念願の「壁ドン」やられちゃった。(ねぎりょー。)

“Kabe-don” of one’s heart’s desire.(ねぎりょー。)

Could this be…kabe-don?
It’s coming!
huh?
*shriek*

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可愛く出迎える彼女(momo haha)

The Girl who Greets Cutely (momo haha)

wHO is it! *covers eyes of girl in front of her*
*garbled sounds of pain and agony*

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妹の理想と現実!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww(MARIMO。)

Little Sister: Ideal and Reality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololol(MARIMO。)

Little Sister: The Ideal

Oniichan, I love you~!<3

hahahahaha oh you~

Reality.

I’m home.

*gets sprayed in face*

the hell are you doing

disinfection.

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「初心者コナン 」@negiryo_vine ぶっちー , ちえり , ちょふ(ねぎりょー。)

[Beginner Conan] (ねぎりょー。)

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よろしくお願いしま〜swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #サマーウォーズ(ねぎりょー。)

Yoroshiku Onegaishma~swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #SummerWars(ねぎりょー。)

(end scene of Summer Wars where Kenji is yelling) 
“YOROSHIKU ONEGAISHIMAAAAAAAS”
(goes to hit the enter key)
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
wait no no no no crap wrong one

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いそうでいないウザい奴。〜テープドッキリ編〜(▽ミズキ

The annoying guy that’s not in a rush ~Hidden Tape~ (▽ミズキ

Your way of thinking; not bad.
Did he get caught!?

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ドラマチック(さーちゃん)

Dramatic(さーちゃん)

I’m home…I’m home…?
*dramatic piano music*

IT DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING

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変わった中二病のまさしくん#Redjoker #selfie #lol #高校生(Red Joker

A different chuunibyou, Masashi#Redjoker #selfie #lol #高校生(Red Joker

Today I’d like for everyone in class to tell me your dreams for the future. Masashi-kun, what do you want to b-

I want to become miso-soup

ok so someone without an identity

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暗殺大成功。。。? #GROVE(さーちゃん)

Very Successful Assassination…? #GROVE(さーちゃん)

With this bomb, I will blow him up into pieces.
I’m home oOMF *trips*
*throws switch against wall* SUCCESS.

Watch on naomimightbeasian.tumblr.com

身長が低いやつ part5 ~天井が低い?わかるわぁ~ Small Man be like…Friend said “A ceiling is low” w/ Red Joker #hokutoほくぴー(hokuto)

Short People part5 ~ the ceiling is low? I totally understand~ Small Man be like…Friend said “A ceiling is low” w/ Red Joker #hokutoほくぴー(hokuto)

Come on in.

Woah it’s pret- *hits head* ouch! the ceiling is so low

*dramatic music as he jumps to smacks his own head against the ceiling*

*bleeding profusely* I know right

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期末テストあるある✒ #レベル81みやかわくん

End of Term Exam Relatable ✒ #Level81(みやかわくん

you can begin your tests now
*stabs self with pencil*
Say something I’m-
*stands atop desk and rips test in half*
-giving up on you

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こんな映画見に来たんちゃう!!!(テオくん)

I came back from watching this kind of movie!!!(テオくん)

yes, yes…

yES

HUNGER GAMES *mockingjay whistle* 

note: Hunger and Hanger are pronounced/written the same in Japanese: 
ハンガー, (hangah)

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やばいめっちゃ楽しいこれ(みやかわくん)

Dammit this is hella fun(みやかわくん)

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Siri(アハト Ahato

“Siri, how’s the weather”
“More than the weather, shouldn’t you be worrying about your inability to get yourself a girlfriend”
*Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg” plays as sunglasses comes down before the smirking emoji*
Thug Life

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My Name is……(けんじー)

Today, I’d like for everyone introduce themselves in English!
So, Tanaka-kun?
manehmisjeff