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anonymous asked:

For the I love you meme (if you're still taking prompts)--how about 31? :) love your writing!

Sorry this is, like, three weeks late, Nonny!! And thank you!!!

31. In awe, the first time you realized it.

Carisi was on a roll, his face red as he practically yelled at Barba, who was sitting in his chair in his office, almost amused as he listened to Carisi’s rant. Not that the detective hadn’t had a point when the rant had first started, but he had lost the plot somewhere around his third point and now was mostly yelling to yell.

Barba didn’t blame him. It had been a long case, and the judge particularly unforgiving, and Carisi was frustrated.

Hell, Barba was frustrated.

And sure, maybe his frustration was doubled because he and Carisi had been doing this dance around each other for months now, had been flirting and teasing and taunting and taking every step except that final one that sealed the deal, but that didn’t distract from the fact that the case was disappointing.

Nor did it distract from the fact that Carisi was utterly beautiful when he was riled.

Because he was, his cheeks flushed, his hair sticking up because he had run a frustrated hand through it, his lips red because he had been practically gnawing on his lower lip biting back all his unspoken objections during court.

But Barba said none of that, just letting Carisi get it all off his chest.

At least, until Carisi blurted with a particular fervor, riled from his uninterrupted two solid minutes of ranting, “And your tie doesn’t even match your pocket square today, Counselor, and—”

“I love you.”

There was something almost reverent in Barba’s tone as he said it, even if he hadn’t meant to — and he absolutely had not meant to.

But between Carisi’s utter beauty and the fact that, despite the shithole of the day it had been, Carisi had noticed that Barba’s tie was salmon and his pocket square more coral, Barba couldn’t keep in what he had been slowly realizing over the past year, even if he hadn’t quite found the words to articulate it before.

Even if he was fairly certain the three words he used would be the death of him as soon as he said them.

Carisi broke off mid-sentence and stared open-mouthed at Barba. “You…what?” he asked, his voice a half-octave higher than normal.

Barba shrugged, feeling the back of his neck burn red. “You heard me,” he said defiantly, meeting Carisi’s gaze coolly.

Carisi licked his lips. “Me telling you that your tie and pocket square didn’t match…that’s what did it for you?” he asked, incredulous.

Barba shrugged again. “Well, it helped at least.”

Carisi slowly shook his head. “I just…why? Why that, of everything?”

“Because you’re you,” Barba said, without meaning to, realizing that it didn’t nearly begin to illustrate the thoughts racing through his head. “Because the puppy dog hero worship was cute, sure, but unrealistic, and I was never sure you would move past it. Because this means you actually see me, for my imperfections — of which there are many, Detective — as well as the parts you admire. And because…” He trailed off, and shrugged. “Because you’re you. And you’re there when I need you most. And you’re smart and funny and incredible, and—”

He broke off, coloring at the look on Carisi’s face. “So just so we’re clear,” Carisi said slowly, “the moment that pushed you over the edge was me insulting your fashion choices.”

“I—” Barba broke off. “That’s not at all what I said.”

“Maybe not,” Carisi said, grinning, “but that’s what I’m taking it as.”

Barba opened his mouth to protest and promptly closing it again, glaring at Carisi. “You’re the worst.”

Carisi just shrugged. “Maybe,” he said, “but you love me.”

And it was too late for Barba to deny it.

anonymous asked:

(Heyyyyyy i love your art sooo muchhhh im a fan of u ;^;) D1(A5) Sans D3(A1) Papyrus Plss?

I-I-I have a fan???!?!?!?!

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anonymous asked:

You ever cracked a cold one with the boys?

“Er… perhaps? By ‘a cold one’ do you mean a seemingly cold case, a chilled egg, or the skull of an attacking Risen? Because if any of those apply, then yes; I most certainly have cracked a number of cold ones with the boys… and the good women of the armed forces as well. One mustn’t forget to be inclusive!”

anonymous asked:

Hey Pit, what's Clown Husbandry?

It’s my tag for a bizarre but highly amusing recent meme that seems to have died down, which is a shame because I like it a lot. Basically it’s a play on the “animal care” side of Tumblr, in which posts discuss clowns the way most would discuss domesticated animals, explaining clown behavior and trading tips on the proper care and keeping of clowns.

I dunno, I always like memes that casually discuss things in contexts they don’t belong in. It’s a brand of creativity that appeals to me.

hannahbanana1995  asked:

22. meeting on a train ride au! Omg that sounds amazing already!

This got long because, as per usual, I have no self-control.

23. Meeting on a train ride AU

Despite what certain defense attorneys might otherwise claim, there were very few things about which Rafael Barba was a snob. Bespoke suits were one; single malt scotch was another; and above all, Barba was a complete snob when it came to transportation.

Which is to say, he summarily refused to use the subway.

His litany of reasons ran almost as long as the Uber ride back to his apartment: the subway was always crowded, and it always smelled disgusting, and there was always someone playing music eighteen decibels louder than necessary, and…

Well, you get the picture.

But when the City decided to shut down three entire city blocks around Barba’s apartment building for road resurfacing, not even he could justify paying for an Uber that dropped him off farther than the subway stop just down the street from his building. So with great reluctance (and taking care to wear his oldest suits, for the inevitability that someone spills something on him), Barba started taking the subway to and from work.

And he very quickly started to wonder why he hadn’t done this sooner.

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anonymous asked:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, t

Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. OK, take it easy, Rick! Th-that’s dark. Oh it gets darker Morty… Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away… Ohhh fuck… I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Oh man… Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. Ohhhh-woah… I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! Oh man. And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. You’ll deny it… And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Wh-what are you talking about? Because that’s, that’s what this is all about Morty! Szechuan? Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty crawls away- Morty, that was FAKE! -and Morty gets pulled back. I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. Nuggets? I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. Mulan? That’s my series arc Morty! What the Hell? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, What’re you talking about Rick? SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! What’re you talking about? TH-THAT’S WHAT’S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! Szechuan sauce?! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! What is that?! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! What are you talking about?! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!

anonymous asked:

1,3,64,65

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Faded // All Time Low // Hymn For The Weekend (mashup)

Despacito

The Cure

Sing Me To Sleep

Faded

Talking to myself

Too tired to link to the songs ahaha

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

her upper lip curling back from her teeth. “Don’t you idiots understand

64: Where is your best friend?

Michigan sigh miss you mara

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

@sanguine-fairy @gsut @raijindork @smartcookie727 @mistye-dawne

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anonymous asked:

i get it. you like to write and set atmosphere. i remember you said you like to show and tell. okay. but do you ever stop to think its inconsiderate for your partnerrs to write so much? you always say in the tags that you dont mind length not matching. but the fact that you always seem to write more than your partners to me states otherwise. it comes off as snobbish. long response =/= good response. ive been following forever. its always annoyed me.

( ANONYMOUSLY CONFESS TO MY MUSE; THEY CAN’T RESPOND )

anonymous asked:

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@alittlestardustcaught : Sarah is an actual babe! She’s super smart and witty and funny and salty and I love her to bits. She’s one of the few people who I can be super petty and salty with and who deals with my shitty ass. I forced her to watch a video of anime SpongeBob and she stayed so obvs its love. Ilysm

@lydiia-martins : Julia! Actual living breathing angel! She’s so so talented and smart. Her art and edits are beautiful and her prompts are adorable! She’s always so calm me down when I’m acting like a shithead or when I’ve seen something ridiculously stupid on this site. I think you were my first friend on this site and I’m so lucky to have you! <3

@minisatullys : Paula, I know we’ve just started talking more recently but I always love talking to you because you’re aways so lovely and sweet! You’re so cool and chilled and funny and your graphics are all lovely!

@ashavgreyjoy : Hannah, ily blog so much! All of your edits are lovely and you always have so much good content. You’re one of my absolute fave blogs and mutuals and you always brighten up my dash

@asongoftarthandlannister : Sarah ily blog so much and the content and salt. My life is a 1000 times better from having you as a mutual! I love that you love Arya so much which is so needed and just nice to have and see more of. You’re one of my fave blogs and you’re  so lovely and sweet as well! <3

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