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SOME THINGS I thought while watching GGIL

-Okay, Number one, is EVERYONE just completely BLIND in Lazytown? Glanni nor Robbie are not very good at hiding their faces very well, for both are considerably recognizable..and come on, their facial expressions are HARD not to recognize. 

-Can I just point out that Glanni and Bessie walked out of the hotel AT THE SAME TIME and like two seconds later Bessie is all against Milford? Come on..she got the G. She GOT THE G. That’s why she’s defending him. 

-The way Glanni calls Bessie ‘Sweetie’ and ‘Honey’, and then offers her a position as his ‘private’ secretary. The frick. He’s gonna keep givin’ her the G in order to get what he wants because he KNOWS Bessie’s talkative mouth can spread news and get people to buy his products. She’s a NATURAL entrepreneur. 

-The fact that Solla and Halla pick the sewer instead of standing next to Glanni because apparently, the sewer smells ten times better than what Glanni just released out into the world. XD

-The fact that Glanni is wearing PUMPS. Like, I thought the fandom was just adding that for extra glam..but NO. HE WEARS IT CANONICALLY. 

-SPORTACOW.

-The bird, Hannin?,  literally looks like a Jim Henson puppet. Is it like a scrap of one of his old ones or did they borrow the style? 

-OKAY. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME..that if Glanni steals the president’s car, acts as a con-artist, falsely accuses minors of a crime he committed, steals, poisons the FRICKING town, has ‘a moment’ with the Mayor’s love, Bessie, and makes children work in a labor camp…ALL HE HAS TO DO IS POLISH THE PRESIDENT’S CAR?!

Lazytown Characters As Stuff I’ve Done

Sportacus: sounded out the onomatopoeia “crunch” because the celery I bit didn’t make the noise on its own

Robbie Rotten: made a fort out of gym mats to get some peace and quiet during PE

Stephanie: spent an entire canoe trip singing a horrendous mixture of opera and hip hop because my friend said those were the worst music genres

Stingy: tracked down my father because I thought he stole two (2) quarters from my money jar (he did not)

Pixel: invited people over only to play Yandere Simulator in silence

Ziggy: ate an entire bag of mini reese’s peanut butter cups to get the energy to go out

Trixie: hid silly bands in the wheel compartments of my heelies to do some black market trading

Mayor Meanswell: spent a good sum of money to see my friend in a play only to find out that they didn’t even make it in and i had duped myself into believing otherwise

BONUS:

Glanni Glaepur: broke one of my fake nails trying to peel off a wrapper and went on to scream “THIS IS DISCRIMINATION”