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you are all wrong!

i have had it with all these posts, all these posts saying i am misunderstood, that i’m lonely, because it’s ridiculous! why would i be? so what if i don’t have anybody, does it matter to me? no! it’s just silly that anybody would assume that i feel terribly alone more often than not and just want to genuinely talk to someone without over accommodating or lying that’s just unheard of you should be ashamed of yourselves

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And here it is! Glæpurwave!

Lazytown Characters As Stuff I’ve Done

Sportacus: sounded out the onomatopoeia “crunch” because the celery I bit didn’t make the noise on its own

Robbie Rotten: made a fort out of gym mats to get some peace and quiet during PE

Stephanie: spent an entire canoe trip singing a horrendous mixture of opera and hip hop because my friend said those were the worst music genres

Stingy: tracked down my father because I thought he stole two (2) quarters from my money jar (he did not)

Pixel: invited people over only to play Yandere Simulator in silence

Ziggy: ate an entire bag of mini reese’s peanut butter cups to get the energy to go out

Trixie: hid silly bands in the wheel compartments of my heelies to do some black market trading

Mayor Meanswell: spent a good sum of money to see my friend in a play only to find out that they didn’t even make it in and i had duped myself into believing otherwise

BONUS:

Glanni Glaepur: broke one of my fake nails trying to peel off a wrapper and went on to scream “THIS IS DISCRIMINATION”