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Lazytown Characters As Stuff I’ve Done

Sportacus: sounded out the onomatopoeia “crunch” because the celery I bit didn’t make the noise on its own

Robbie Rotten: made a fort out of gym mats to get some peace and quiet during PE

Stephanie: spent an entire canoe trip singing a horrendous mixture of opera and hip hop because my friend said those were the worst music genres

Stingy: tracked down my father because I thought he stole two (2) quarters from my money jar (he did not)

Pixel: invited people over only to play Yandere Simulator in silence

Ziggy: ate an entire bag of mini reese’s peanut butter cups to get the energy to go out

Trixie: hid silly bands in the wheel compartments of my heelies to do some black market trading

Mayor Meanswell: spent a good sum of money to see my friend in a play only to find out that they didn’t even make it in and i had duped myself into believing otherwise

BONUS:

Glanni Glaepur: broke one of my fake nails trying to peel off a wrapper and went on to scream “THIS IS DISCRIMINATION”

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Welppppp, my ovaries are officially gone…. asdfghjkl;* ~ ! ! ! uff

And there you have it 19 year old Stefán slaying our lives away!

He’s literally perfect, I can’t.


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