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rankings of mcelroy brothers, updated for 2017 sensibilities

griffin: hell yeah! this mcelroy makes so many jokes; he invented joking about vore and piss, as well as the art of let’s play in 1998. don’t like the fact that he founded the alt-right too much but that’s in the past now

justin: justin was cloned from a fragment of griffin’s forehead in 2007, and ever since then has made tremendous progress towards becoming a real human. only thing that bugs me is that sometimes during an episode of mbmbam he starts hacking and gasping into the microphone and one of the boys has to grab a bendy straw out of the filing cabinet and start injecting soft foods into his body, but that’s an uncontrollable problem, i won’t judge.

neil cicierega: hahahahahahhahahhahahaha!!! neil cicierega = meme god. neil cicierega = meme music. neil cicierega = meme sounds. neil cicierega = dank meme. neil cicicerega = meme man. neil cicierega = i invented memes. niel cicierega = king of funny. neil cicierego= mouth memes. neil cicierega = shrek neil cicierega  = lol

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Language hotspots #1 Schleswig-Holstein

Schleswig-Holstein is a/(my home) bundesland in Germany and also the northernmost one. It has around 2.85 million inhabitants and an area of 15,763.18 km2 (6,086.20 sq mi). It borders on Denmark and is one the regions in Europe with the largest linguistic diversity. Historically, the North Frisians, Slavs, Danes, Jutes, Angles and Saxons (the last three peoples also migrated to England and formed the Anglosaxons) settled in Schleswig-Holstein.

Altogether, there are some 31 varieties (i. e. languages and dialects) spoken within the borders of Schleswig-Holstein.
If you count only distinct varieties where there is reason enough to speak of languages, there are about 10-12 languages.

German 

is the official language of Germany and, thus, of Schleswig-Holstein, too. There are not really distinct dialects of German in Northern Germany as it is historically a Low Saxon, Frisian and Danish language area and German colonised this area rather lately, starting in the 15th century.

Low Saxon 

is my mother tongue, the second official language of Schleswig-Holstein and an endangered language spoken in most parts of Northern Germany. Schleswig-Holstein is part of the urheimat of the Saxons, that spoke Old Saxon, the ancestor of modern Low Saxon and partly of English, too. In the Middle Ages, it was the lingua franca of the Hanseatic League and spoken throughout whole Northern Europe as a trade language.
It has a lot of dialects of which the Nachrichtenplatt (the unofficial Koiné/Standard variety), Schleswigsch, Holsteinisch and Hamburgisch (the mother tongue of my maternal grandfather) are the most widespread. Other dialects in border areas to other bundesländer are Mecklenburgisch (the mother tongue of my paternal grandmother), Elb-Weser-Ländisch and Nord-Hannoveranisch

A special case is Plautdietsch which is historically a dialect of Low Saxon but was seperated from it for several centuries due to migration out of Germany and is, thus, viewed by some as an own language. Plautdietsch speakers are mostly Russian mennonites and many of them went back from the ex-Soviet Union in the 90s to Germany of which some settled in Schleswig-Holstein. They are seen as a migration group while speaking a language that has its roots in Germany. Thus, they are neither autochton nor allochthon. 

(This is a map of the Low Saxon dialects in Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands.)

The North Frisian language(s) 

are the second group of endangered varieties. They are only spoken in Schleswig-Holstein, by about 10,000 people. The varieties can be divided into mainland dialects and insular dialects. 

The first group consists of Wiedingharde Frisian (Wiringhiirder freesk), Bökingharde Frisian (Böökinghiirder frasch), Western- and Eastern-Mooring, Karrharde Frisian (Karrhiirderfreesch), Northern Goesharde Frisian, Central Goesharde Frisian, Southern Goesharde Frisian (Gooshiirder) and Halligen Frisian (Freesk). 
The insular dialects consist of Sylt Frisian (Söl’ring), Föhr Frisian (Fering), Amrum Frisian (Öömrang) and Heligolandic Frisian (Halunder). 

Some North Frisian varieties have died in recent times. The last speaker of Southern Goesharde Frisian (Gooshiirder) died in 1981. Due to the Burchadi flood in 1641, the Strand island, where Strand Frisian was spoken, was destroyed. Many speakers died or were displaced. The language only survived until the 18th century. The Eiderstedt Frisian was only spoken until 17th and 18th century and was displaced by German and Low Saxon. The same happened to the Wyk Frisian

Danish

is a minority language in Schleswig-Holstein. The border to Denmark is rather random and so on each side of it, there are German and Danish minorities. Danish is the teaching language in 46 schools, mainly in the Northern part (Schleswig) of Schleswig-Holstein. Between 50,000 and 79,000 people are assumed to belong to the Danish minority.  

There are people of both, German and Danish origin, that speak Danish. In schools, they learn the Standard Danish (Rigsdansk). But due to contact with Low Saxon and German, the majority speaks the vernacular Southern Schleswig Danish (Sydslesvigdansk) that differs from Standard Danish in many features that it has borrowed from Low Saxon and German.
A third variety is South Jutlandic (Sønderjysk) which is spoken by only some Danish people in Schleswig-Holstein. Theories differ a lot, some say it is an own Scandinavian language, some say it is a dialect of the Jutlandic language, some say it is a direct dialect of Danish and some, however, say it is a mixed language between Low Saxon and Danish. It differs a lot from Danish, shown in the often recited, quirky sentence „A æ u å æ ø i æ å.“ (I am outside on the island on the meadow.) South Jutlandic itself has and had some own dialects:  Fjoldemål, Angeldanish (Angeldansk), Mellemslesvigsk and Vestligt Sønderjysk.

Romanes

In Schleswig-Holstein are about 5,000 Sinti and Roma of which many speak the minority language Romani (in Germany often Romanes) which is Indo-Aryan and thus related to Sanskrit. They already live in Schleswig-Holstein since the 15th century and are, thus, by definition autochthon.

Yiddish

Before the genocide of the Jewish population, there were important West-Yiddish minorities in some Schleswig-Holsteinian cities. It is unknown how many of the current 2,000 people with Jewish belief still speak it.

Mixed languages

There are two widely accepted mixed languages in Schleswig-Holstein that are to be seen as independent languages. As mentioned above, some other varieties are debated cases of either dialects or mixed languages.
Missingsch is a mixed language between German and Low Saxon. It derived from the time where Low Saxon monolinguals were put into schools where Low Saxon was forbidden and German was the only language. They didn’t acquire German as a mother tongue and the mixed language Missingsch evolved. It has Low Saxon grammar, phonology, pragmatism and substrate with a German-based vocabulary. It is endangered because most people are now either monolingual German or bilingual with Low Saxon and German. 
The second mixed language is Petuh. It is only spoken by some people in Flensburg and highly endangered. It combines Low Saxon, Danish, Southern Schleswig Danish and South Jutlandic grammar, phonology and pragmatism with German vocabulary, plus a large substrate vocabulary from the other varieties. 

Sign Languages

The last two autochthon languages are the Sign Languages of Schleswig-Holstein. The most common one is the German Sign Language (DGS - Deutsche Gebärdensprache) that is spoken by around 5,000 people. The Danish Sign Language (Dansk Tegnsprog) is spoken by only 100 people in Schleswig-Holstein. 


Those are only the autochthon languages of Schleswig-Holstein. Over the time, as in every region of Germany, a lot of people immigrated. Of the 132,000 foreigners are 33,000 Turkish, 12,000 Polish, 7,000 Danish, 6,000 Russian, 4,000 Italian, 3,000 Greek, 3,000 Ukranian and about 3,000 Austrian, British and Iraqi. In addition to that, there are 363,000 more people in Schleswig-Holstein that have a German passport but a migration background. Many of them will speak the particular language of their origin/parents, too.


Germany subscribed and ratified the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages and by that, it is responsible for the protection of the minority languages Danish, North Frisian, Romani, Sorbian, Saterland Frisian and the regional language Low Saxon. Other varieties and/or dialects are not yet defined under the EU-charter, sadly.

So, that is my first story of a linguistic hotspot, my very own. I will probably make this into a post-series where I will report about other interesting hotspots. If you think that’d be a good idea feel free to like and reblog my post. ;)

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anonymous asked:

jeg lærer seg norsk, og jeg fortsetter å se ordet kjćre, vet du hva det betyr, og hvor ć-en kommer fra? takk

kjćre er definitivt ikke et norsk ord. mener du kjøre? det betyr “to drive”

noen ganger når man bruker æ, ø, eller å et sted som ikke støtter norsk alfabet kan de bli til rare tegn, så det kan være det skal forestille kjære, som betyr “dear”

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anonymous asked:

What is it that you love about Norwegian so much?

I love the language. I love how it goes up and down. It’s so rounded and cute and beautiful and soft and bouncy and mumbly and perfect. The language is the perfect combination of sounds and letters to me, like kjærlighet and dårlig and bjørn and meg. I love their letters æ ø å. I love how many dialects there are. I love the banter between Swedish and Danish. I love the shape of the country. I love the fjords, the snow and the mountains. I love the northern lights. I love the troll mythology and the vikings. I love the blonde hair and blue eyes and tallness. I love Ylvis and hearing the language come from their mouths. I love Norwegian youtube and how they randomly switch to speaking English in their cute Norwegian accents when they get really excited about something and hauling their mom jeans and adidas. I love SKAM and SKAM memes and making fun of Noora lissom. I love watching Kollektivet bloopers. I love Norwegian rap and listening to Karpe Diem and when a new trashy pop song by Katastrofe or Morgan Sulele comes out and listening to it non-stop. I love sitting by the window watching trees through the mist and listening to Ingebjørg Bratland’s icy music as I learn Norwegian on rainy Autumn mornings. I love lying in bed under a pile of blankets listening to Sondre Justad’s comforting voice on rainy Winter nights. I love how whenever I speak Norwegian I have a smile on my face. I love the flag. I love watching Occupied and how it’s always so grey. I love how progressive Norway is and how so many people there care about the welfare of the environment, animals, and people. I love how no matter how bad my day is, Norwegian always makes me feel better, every single time. I love how even putting my facebook into Norwegian so I can see more Norwegian words now and then, makes me so happy. Even just learning one new perfect Norwegian word. I love the national anthem. I love how, even though it hardly seems possible, I love this language even more every single day. I’ve never loved anything so hard in my life, as I love Norwegian. I would leave every single language just to be fluent in Norwegian. I used to say I’ve never been in love, but now I know that I am, and it is with the Norwegian language and everything about it.

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É

Besides Æ, Ø, and Å Danish also has the letter É. It is always pronounced [e]. Though this is not thought of as an individual letter, since the accent only indicates stress:

Han er der - he is there
Han er dér - he is (right) THERE

Alle - everyone
Allé - Avenue

Very few words like ‘fór’ or ‘á’ also has the stress accent, but it almost exclusively appears over the E. 

anonymous asked:

Ok, because I'm insane I want to start learning a fourth language, but I'm torn between Swedish and Norwegian? Which would you recommend?

at the end of the day…
it doesn’t really matter

Swedish

+ used in Sweden and some parts of Finland
+ more native speakers than Norwegian
+ generally more learning materials and resources available
+ only one standard written language
+ spoken language generally tends to be more like the written language, especially in formal situations
+ somewhat easier spelling than Norwegian
- has more cognates with German than Norwegian does
- more difficult pronunciation than Norwegian
- harder to understand Danish and Norwegian than if you had learnt Norwegian
- noun inflection is more irregular than in Norwegian

Norwegian

+ has more cognates with English than Swedish does
+ easier pronunciation than Swedish
+ easier to understand Danish and Swedish
+ noun inflection is more regular than in Swedish
+ it might be slightly easier for you to understand Icelandic if you know Norwegian rather than Swedish
æ ø å 
- only used in Norway
- less native speakers than Swedish
- availability of learning materials tends to be less than for Swedish
- 2 standard written languages (although it’s generally accepted that you as a foreigner will most likely only have to learn bokmål)
- loads more different dialects and weird varying grammar than Swedish

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I love oned more than anything
One direction? Do u mean lifesavers?
That xfactor group, u know, One direction
One Direction is just another way to spell hapiness
Boys, bands, and boys in bands
Hey, did i mention that i love 1d?
Idk man i just need a 5/5
No 1d no life
Oned light up my world like nobody else
My boys r better than you #sorrynotsorry
Fuck you i only need one direction
I have an addiction, One Direction
Forever young bitch
Who needs drugs when u have 1d?
Mom, they r my entire life
Roses are red, violets are blue, One Direction are perfect and you know is true
They are the reason of my smile

They stole my heart just like they stole that boat

Stay away from one direction, bitch

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Snakk norsk med Ylvis: Intro

Welcome to a little series of Ylvis-based Norwegian language lessons!

So your favorite comedians speak Norwegian and you’ve decided you want to learn. You’re in the right place! Here’s some important stuff to know before we actually get started:

NORWEGIAN ALPHABET
You probably know this already, but Norwegian has three extra letters: æ, ø, and å. If you don’t know how to pronounce them, go check out this sweet song by Kollektivet and I guarantee you’ll never forget.

DIALECTS
Norwegian has a ton of dialects. The differences between them can be quite significant and can include different pronunciation, grammar, and vocabulary. We are going to concern ourselves with just two: Norwegian as it is spoken in Bergen (western Norway) and in Oslo (southeastern Norway.)

Vegard, Bård, and Calle all usually speak with Bergen dialects. So if you mimic their pronunciation, this is what you will be learning. Which is fine. However, I think it is also helpful to know how people speak in Oslo, because if you decide to supplement your Ylvis-based education with, say, some Norwegian-learning podcasts or an actual Norwegian class, this is almost certainly what they will teach you. Also, I am pretty certain that Magnus speaks with an eastern dialect of the sort you’d find in Oslo. (Someone please correct me if I’m wrong.)

That said, I will try to point out the differences between Bergen and Oslo dialects whenever I can.

BOKMÅL AND NYNORSK
You have perhaps heard that Norwegian has two written languages: Bokmål and Nynorsk. This means that there are two different, equally accepted ways to spell just about everything. The spelling in Bokmål is historically from Danish and is most similar to the dialect around Oslo, whereas Nynorsk was intentionally designed and resembles most other dialects.

We are going to learn Bokmål because 1) it’s what’s used in IKMY’s subtitles, 2) I’m pretty sure it’s what’s most commonly used in the major cities in Norway, and 3) it’s the only one I know. So that’s that.

Next lesson: we get started with some basic phrases. I’ll tag all of these “snmy” so you can track that if you want.

If any Norwegian speaker has noticed a mistake, please let me know so I can correct it. Any suggestions are also appreciated! Tusen takk alle sammen!

anonymous asked:

Hi! So I have just started to learn Norwegian and I could t find many resources that were easy to use and made sense to me. So I was just wondering what resources you use? And if you have any tips for learning Norwegian? Thank you so much!

Hi! Well, I’m Norwegian so I’m not exactly learning Norwegian, but I did some research for you and this is what I found.

Dictionaries 

http://www.babla.no/engelsk-norsk/ Is a Norwegian-English (and vice versa) dictionary.

http://nob-ordbok.uio.no/perl/ordbok.cgi is a digital dictionary. I don’t know how useful this is as it is in Norwegian though.

http://www.heinzelnisse.info/ is a German-Norwegian Norwegian-German dictionary

http://lexin.udir.no/ is another dictionary; this site was made for minority students in Norway. Therefore it has the translations in languages such as Persian, Arabian, Dari, Kurdish, Tamil, Thai, Turkish, Russian, Polish, Tagalog, and others. 

Listening

http://www.ling.hf.ntnu.no/nos/ this is a site where you can listen to Norwegians from all over Norway’s recordings of a story called Nordavinden og sola. You can familiarize yourself with different Norwegian dialects or just practice listening.

http://radio.no/ Norwegian radio. You can listen to whatever is currently getting streamed in Norway at some of the channels.

http://norwords.com/index.html/ once you’ve made an account and signed in, you can listen to authentic audio recordings of text books. And you can also do other lessons here. (If you do make an account I suggest you go to http://norwords.com/news/). 

Games

http://www.tekstlab.uio.no/grei/ is a grammatical game made by students for students learning Norwegian. It has the explanations for the games written in English. 

http://www.digitaldialects.com/Norwegian.htm here you memorise greetings, numbers, colours, et cetera and you have to click the correct English translation.

Pen pals

http://www.mylanguageexchange.com/Learn/Norwegian.asp you can find Norwegian pen pals here; if you’re willing to teach them some of your own native language as well. (I’m not sure but I don’t think it works if your native language is English, I’m afraid.) 

Norwegian lessons

http://www.learn-norwegian.net/ has lessons for beginners

http://norwegianlanguage.info/norword/index.html on it’s site it says that “NorWord was originally written during summer and
fall of 1995, by Nancy Aarsvold (currently at St. Olaf College) and Louis Janus,
(currently at CARLA, U of Minnesota). The lessons presented above have been
edited to use proper æ, ø and å characters on the web.” Keep in mind that this is from 1995.

http://www.learnnorwegiannaturally.com/ is another Norwegian lessons website. They also have a youtube channel.

Newspaper

http://www.klartale.no/ is the only easy-to-read Norwegian newspaper that aren’t made for children/teenagers.

Youtube

Michelle Alexandra seems to have a few Norwegian lessons. So does Karin and learnnorwegiannaturally. I’m sure there’s more but these were the best I could find.


I don’t know how much of a help this was, but I hope you figure it out. I suggest you check out Duolingo and/or Memrise if you haven’t already. Lykke til!