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山中湖 平野

LHBT = LGBT
Skeiv = Queer (the most commonly used umbrella term. literally “not straight”)

Lesbisk = Lesbian
Lesbe = Lesbian (Informal, sometimes used negatively)
Homo = Gay (please note that it’s not negatively loaded like in English)
Homse = Gay (Informal, sometimes used negatively)
Homofil = Homosexual
Bi = Bi (pronounced like ‘Bee’)
Bifil = Bisexual
Biseksuell = Bisexual
Transkjønnet = Transgender
Interkjønn = Intersex
Aseksuell = Asexual
Cisperson = A cisgender person
Ciskjønnet = Cisgender

Kjæreste = Boyfriend, Girlfriend, or Significant other (completely gender neutral)

Legning = Orientation
Orientering = Orientation
Polyamori = Polyamory

Kjønn = Sex OR Gender (there is no seperate term for the two in Norwegian)
Kjønnsidentitet = Gender identity
Androgyn = Androgynous
(Å) Komme ut = (To) Come out
Likekjønnspar = Same gender couples
Regnbueflagg = Rainbow flag

Hen = Gender neutral pronoun

(VERY) Rough translation of “Slutt å meld meg” (Stop texting me)

THERE WILL BE SOME MISTAKES HERE, JUST A HEADS UP!


Mahdi: You kind of get into the mood, y’know.

Jonas: No, you don’t. ‘Cause it’s like ten people in a huge apartment and then you play the russ tunes to get the mood up.

Magnus: Russ tunes are fucking pumped!

Mahdi: ..when you don’t find the right mood and like “Yeah, let’s put on a russ tune”.

Magnus: It works at the parties I’m at. The girls are crazy.

Jonas: But it’s so often it dosen’t fit to play russ tunes where people play russ tunes! You get that, right?

Magnus: Okay, what do you wanna listen to then? What you wanna listen to?

Jonas: I dunno, I’m keen to hear some old school hip hop, some 90’s shit.

Mahdi: Nate Dogg

Jonas: Yeah, Nate Dogg!

Mahdi: He’s awesome.

Magnus: Who’s Nate Dogg?

Jonas: Who’s Nate Dogg??

Mahdi: Are you serious? You know who Snoop Dogg is?

Magnus: I know who Snoop Dogg is!

Magnus and Mahdi continue to talk.

Jonas: What’s up, man?

Isak: Nothing, I guess.

Jonas: Nothing? Is there anything new with that guy Even, or what?

Isak: Uh, no.. Or, I got a new drawing.

Jonas: A new draw-…What’s his deal?

Isak: I dunno.. He’s, well,  all over the place.

Magnus: What’re you talking about? Are you talking about Even?

Mahdi: What’s really going on between you two?

Isak: Nothing’s happening. He’s got a girl.

Magnus: Oh, so he’s also pansexual?

Isak: I don’t know.

Magnus: Just one thing, I’ve been thinking about a little bit, and sorry if it’s rude or anything, but..gays when they have sex. Who’s the man and who’s the woman?

Jonas: Duuude…

Mahdi: What?!

Magnus: What?

Isak: Funny you should ask, ‘cause I was just gonna ask you the same about when you have sex, who is the man and who is the woman? But then I remembered you don’t have sex!

Jonas: Fuck..! Wow, where did that come from..

Magnus: Was it such a bad question? I was seriously wondering, but okay…

Jonas: Alright, okay, but honestly…I feel like you’re letting him play you, a little bit.

Isak: Playing me?

Jonas: Like, he keeps you going, then nothing happens, and he’s still together with that chick.

Isak: Yeah…but it’s not like I can control what he does.

Jonas: But you can! If you like, completely straight up, you send him a text saying “Hey dude, quit this shit!”

Isak: “Yo, dude, quit this shit”…Nah, that’s not me.

Jonas: Yeah. Or, maybe not, but…like… “Text me-..stop texting me, call me when you’ve broken up with your girlfriend”. Straight up. That’s what works!

Mahdi: And then if he really is interested he’s gotta get stressed. We’ve all been there.

Jonas: Right! Like, if you’ve got something going on with a girl, or you just wanna fool around with her, and you’re not keen on like a relationship with her or anything, but then if she texts you “What’s happening? Let’s meet. I’m sick and tired of you not being serious.” Then it becomes serious immediately!

Mahdi: Yeah, and like, you’re getting a slight shock.

Jonas: Exactly. You don’t mess with her no more after that.

Magnus: It’s worse when she doesn’t answer when you text. When you see she’s seen your text like an hour ago.

Jonas: Yeah…

(Jonas, Magnus, and Mahdi continue to talk in the background)

Isak’s text to Even:
Hi, thanks for the drawing, but if you’re not really interested in something more you can just give it a rest. Call me when you’ve broken up with your girlfriend.

Isak: I did it. Sent the message.

Jonas: No?! Not half bad!

All the boys: Cheers!

Jonas: That surprised me.

Isak receives a text from Even:
What are you doing now? Can we talk?

Magnus: Is it him??

Isak: He answered..! “What are you doing now, can we talk?”

Jonas: Seriously?!

Isak: What do I answer??

Magnus: Call him.

Jonas: No! Don’t call him. Write uh…”Chillin’ at home.”

Isak: “Chillin’ at home”?

Mahdi: Yeah, that’s good.

Isak: Chillin’ at home, uh….call me if-

Jonas: No! You want him to call but like, you have to write it in a way that you…don’t want it? You get it? So just write “Chillin’ at home” and then done. Chillin’ at home.

Isak: Chillin’ at home. Okay. “Chillin’ at home” emoji?

Jonas: No..! Chillin’ at home, done. Zero feelings. Totally..straight up.

Isak: Sent.

Jonas: He’s gonna call.

(They wait)

Magnus: Check if there’s a bubble, if he’s writing.

Isak: No bubble.. He’s not gonna answer. It’s just the way he is.

Mahdi: It might be that he’s at a place where he’s unable to talk right now, like..

Isak: Maybe..

(awkward silence)

Magnus: The beer tasted like shit today.

Jonas: Which one are you drinking?

Magnus: Tuborg. Bottled. It tasted like..plastic or something.

Jonas: Is it…has it, is the yeast gone all out, or what?

Magnus: Probably..

Jonas: Oh! Fuck. A person I know, who knows a person, who knows a person, told me that someone had put yeast inside an apple juice carton in their school locker, to make beer?

Mahdi: At school?

Jonas: Yes. Isn’t that weird?

Magnus: Huh?! Then it would have stunk like crazy at school.

Jonas: Yeah, they said so. It smelled like shit.

Mahdi: He probably wanted to party at school.

Magnus: has to be completely…do you know him?

Jonas: No.

Mahdi: Friend of a friend, as he said..

Jonas: Yeah. But..

DOORBELL RINGS

Mahdi: What’s up, did you invite someone?

Isak: No, you’re the only friends I’ve got.

Mahdi: Hah!

Isak: Probably just Eskild. He forgets his keys every fucking…

Magnus: Eskiiild.

Isak: It’s Even.

Jonas: Huh?! HUH?? Seriously, is he here?

Isak: I’m not fucking around, it’s him.

Magnus: It’s Even! Come on, we’ll go and meet Even, boys!

Isak: No!

Magnus: What, why?

Isak: Seriously, I’m not fucking around. Out! Out, out, out, out, out!

Jonas: And where are we supposed to go?

Magnus: Why can’t we meet Even??

Isak: You can’t meet Even!! What the hell are you on about?!

Mahdi: Have you got my phone?

Isak: Your phone?! Why would I have your phone?!? Okay, do the drinks outside, then! You have a party to go to!

Magnus: But it’s fucking freezing!

(the boys arguing, Isak is LIT)

Jonas: But we’ll see each other!

Isak: No, you’re not gonna meet each other, you’ll take the back door! 

Jonas: But our shoes? What about our shoes?

Isak: Yeah, I’ll get your shoes! Just go!

Mahdi: Gogogogogo!

Magnus: Shoes? Shoes??

Mahdi: Isak, need my shoes now, buddy!

Jonas: Get them, for fuck’s sake!

someone: These aren’t even my shoes..!

Magnus: You took my shoe!

Jonas: Whatever, come on!

Mahdi: -most important is that we’re leaving!

Door shuts. Isak goes to open the front door.

Isak: Hey.

Even: Hey.




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