キラミキ5

  • Lauren: I put us all in a rank system so you would all care about your jobs.
  • Ally: What's my rank?
  • Lauren: Second after me.
  • Dinah: Wait what's my rank?
  • Lauren: Third.
  • Dinah: What!? Why am I third?
  • Lauren: Too Volatile.
  • Dinah: Bullshit! This is Bullshit!!
  • Lauren: Camila, you're fourth.
  • Normani: So what am I?
  • Lauren: Fifth.
  • Normani: Fifth? That's last! Why in the hell would I be last?!
  • Lauren: Too much lip and very sassy.
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After leaving the swimming pool Roy saunters whistling into a grocery store to buy a packet of cigarettes, a habit he’s all but abandoned in Bridgeport due to Sonia’s ban on smoking within a 2 mile radius of the marital home, but he feels like a cigarette today, partly to celebrate Claudia agreeing to go on a date with him, partly because something about being around his parents has awakened his inner teen rebel. As he approaches the counter his eye is caught by a rack of magazines, and his mood is extinguished like a cigarette under a steel-capped boot. Alex Dumbfuck Douchenozzle Dunlop is on the cover of Time, the caption under his smug, pasty, anaemic face reading: ‘THE ART WORLD’S WHITE KNIGHT’. 

Roy: Motherfucker

Cashier: Excuse me?

Roy: I’m sorry. I just ...fuck. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. May I have a packet of  Pall Mall Lights? 

Cashier: Did you ever think about quitting? Because even though you might think cigarettes are helping your stress, they’re really actually contributing to it.

Roy: JUST GIVE ME MY GODDAMN CIGARETTES!

Cashier: You know what? You can go to hell. And get the fuck out of my store before I call the police. Arsehole.

flickr

Lake Syoji in the summer by peaceful-jp-scenery (busy)
Via Flickr:
精進湖の夏 (Mt.Fuji) In the morning, the wind is a little and the view of Mt.Fuji is good. The front buoy is used for canoe sprint race. 精進湖の朝。風が少なく富士山の眺めがきれいです。 手前のブイはカヌースプリント競技用です。 Lake Syoji, Yamanashi Pref, Japan