©steve-wells

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civil war where everything is the same except team cap/team iron man are rivaling baseball teams!!! this was so fun to make like you guys don’t even KNOW, this was shamelessly inspired by sports animes

everyone gets along except steve and tony who take their rivalry too seriously

rhodey is the cutest person i can’t believe this,,, saying “boom” when something goes his way…Dad Jokes™… being So Into Being War Machine oh my god literally every one-liner rhodey has is life-changing i can’t believe how good he is??? “welcome to the dance floor, boys. oh no, i didn’t say you could leave” “I think it’s weird. you look like two seals fighting over a grape” “you look damn good mr president but i’m gonna need that suit back” WAR MACHINE,,,COMIN AT U,,, “no, it’s your fault, I just wanted to say I’m sorry”

he adapts so quickly to ridiculous situations he’s brave and resilient and selfless and incredible and his password is WARMACHINEROX with an x all caps what a giant dork i love him @ marvel where the fuck is my war machine movie

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“The price of freedom is high, it always has been, and it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.”

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ANYWAY, STEVE ROGERS IS ACTUALLY STILL ALIVE & WELL AND A TACTICAL GENIUS, AND THE PIECE OF THE PUZZLE RE: CACW THAT I WAS MISSING IS THAT MARVEL WAS ACTUALLY 100% BANKING ON CEVANS’ ACTING TO CONVINCE ME THAT THESE ASSHOLES CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER (also: don’t befriend me unless you want 1.5 billion text messages re: my sudden discovery that steve might actually give a shit abt tony)

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A bunch of screw-ups in your family. I mean, your mom… I’m not even surprised what happened to your brother. I’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but the Byers, their family, it’s a disgrace to the entire—

When people say that they think something I like is overrated…

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