{so went out an bought it}

Height Difference Prompts

- “We met because you tripped over me (because I’m tiny of course) and now you’re trying to propose to me but while looking for me you tripped… over my entire body.”

- “You always try to sneakily kiss me because I can’t get you back but little did you know I’ve been working out just so I can climb you like a tree to do the same.”

- “You somehow forget that I’m tiny and just face-planted into the floor because you tried to lean on me. I know it probably hurts but this is too funny.”

- “I just watched you stack 3 chairs on top of each other to reach the top shelf because I accidentally put something up there. And… now I had to catch you because that was a stupid idea.”

- “I went out and bought super tall high heels so I could finally be your height only I don’t know how to walk in these.”

- “We went to school together but haven’t seen each other in a long time and wow have you gotten tall.”

- “I don’t know who you are but I need you to lift me up so I can grab that thing off the top shelf. I know it’s awkward that we’re strangers and your hand is close to my butt, it’s fine (mainly because you’re cute).”

- “You started messing with me by putting stuff on the top shelf so now I’m getting back by hiding everything in the bottom drawers/cupboards.”

- “Everybody thinks that you’re dating a minor because I’m as tall as a short 13 year old and you’re… I don’t know, super tall.”

- “We don’t own a ladder but we really need to fix stuff around the house so now I’m using you as a ladder.”

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“Well, I feel like one thing has been missing since we moved to San Myshuno. I’m sure it’s something that you’ve been missing as well even if you haven’t complained once. So, I went out and bought this on my way to work a few days ago and it’s finally here. I’m sure you will love this.”

Samantha raises her eyebrows, intrigued by Caleb’s words. “Oh? Well you’ve caught my attention.”

“Yeah? Do you want to see what I got you?”

Practically jumping with excitement, Samantha nods. “Yes, yes, yes! Show me!”

bunwithabow  asked:

What is your process when it comes to making pixel art? How do you choose colors for certain pieces? Have you ever experienced a really bad art block and how did you get through it? I love your pixels so much and they inspire me with my art and projects for games for school! Thanks for all that you do. 🤓

Hey- Thanks so much, and thanks for the questions! Let me answer in parts!

First, The process by which I usually pixel is:

1. Think of a concept, and write out/sketch possible objects related to that concept

2. Start pixelling from the object I feel most excited about

3. Look through my collection of existing pixel art to see if there are some shapes I could recycle, and find a few objects/photos to reference if I think I need help (for example, when I drew my banana, I went out and bought a banana.

4. Draw the line art version. I don’t usually freehand, but I do sometimes use curve line or shape tools, and then zoom in close and work on it one pixel at a time.

5. Fill in the object with the basic blocks of color

6. Play with resizing the object, getting the silhouette just right, making multiple versions and comparing before deciding.

7. Recolor the inside lines, add lighting, shadows, dithering, details..

8. I often make multiple versions again at this point and compare before choosing which colors to make the final version.

9. If at some point I feel the proportions, perspective, or lighting feels wrong, or something feels off in general, I look at my reference objects/images for help.

That’s my basic process!

Stuff before I pass out from exhaustion.

Six flags was blast but OMG. Six hours of walking is killing me. My feet and legs are so sore.

Stopped at Home Depot get door jamb pieces.

Mom is sick. Said she’s been bed all day. Won’t let me do anything for her.

My brother texted me this afternoon and told me he arrested someone at the house next door. A dude just bought it and has been working on it. Turns out some dude was soliciting and one of my brother’s guys had warned him not ten minutes before. He had stopped by our house to pee and talk to Mom. When he went outside to get back in his car, the dude was on the porch talking to my new neighbors. So my brother arrested him. Lol.

hippocampers  asked:

Todd/Dirk, 12, 20, 27 :)

GOD PLEASE ASK ME THESE IM SO THIRSTY FOR HEADCANONS

12 // BROTZLY 
Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon? 

dirk and todd never find the time for a fancy wedding. somewhere along the way, when dirk was dying (again), and todd was frantically trying to stem the bleeding as hot tears seeped out of his eyes he muttered, f you live, i’ll marry you. dirk, being dirk, found a way to live, and pestered todd about his promise until todd eventually went out and bought two identical, slim silver bands . it’s not a big wedding, just them and farah and amanda and the rowdies and bart and ken. their small patchwork family, standing by an altar with a priest. of course, it’s at this point that the trees choose to attack, and it all ends rather hurriedly with rings fumbled on and a breathless kiss, but as todd watches dirk grab his hand and run towards the small village being terrorised by 2 oaks and a yew, he can’t help but smile fondly at the overjoyed spark lighting up dirks eyes. 
(the universe doesn’t find time for a honeymoon, although it does whisk them off to a case in the bahamas, which todd will take as a good sign. they certain find just enough time to consummate their marriage between saving an island (again) and fighting off hoards of angry jellyfish. 

20 // BROTZLY 
What does their home look like? Their room?

todd never really finds it in himself to give up on the ridgely. there’s something nostaligic about seeing the window dirk fell through every morning as he makes coffee. plus, the rents cheap. dirk moves in with him, long before they ever considered dating, and sort of just stays, not that todd really wants to kick him out anymore (except for when he disintegrates the microwave). todds room, which went from being plain white, sparse and empty, slowly fills up with various objects from their cases together, neatly arranged on surfaces, and gathered around picture frames of dirk smiling next to a frowning todd,dirk smiling next to todd as he’s being attacked by jellyfish, amanda and dirk smiling as todd gets attacked by trees, and dirk and amanda smiling while farah looks concerned and todd gets attacked by hungry llamas. it’s endearing, he supposes, even though he wishes for once dirk would choose to take a picture of him when he wasn’t fending off an angry creature. 

27 //BROTZLY
Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

dirk wouldn’t let todd go for the world. they don’t find the time to have kids, although dirk is always extremely good with them, and todd often regrets not adopting, but they do get to watch each other become old. dirk still wears the ridiculous jackets and todd still huffs, and when dirk smiles there are wrinkles around his eyes. but most importantly, they still love each other as much as they always did (even when todd has to buy a new toaster for the 5th millionth time in his life). 

anonymous asked:

I haven't been able to get on Tumblr until now so idk if you've answered this yet, but how was the concert? I was at the same one, but I wanted to hear about your experience :)

Ah it was brilliant. I went both nights and the first time all I could focus on was Hoseok. J-Hope stans need to come get him because he was so good both nights that it wrecked mine and my friend’s bias lists. One girl went in a Yoongi stan and came out the first night a Hobi stan. Jimin was a bit lower energy the first night but I was so happy I bought a ticket for the second night because he was so much better. He was so smiley, ran around the stage a ton, interacted with the crowd more. Gah. It was like he heard that Hobi had pushed his way past Tae, Yoongi, and JK for that second spot on my bias list and he wasn’t happy about him getting so close to the number one spot. He firmly rooted himself in that prime spot.

The concert itself was great on both nights. The first night had a couple of hiccups like the curtain not completely falling at the beginning and Jimin tripping during Dope but both nights were brilliant.

                (   THIS JUST IN. ALEXANDER LUDWIG IS A DORK. — so yeas, I’m home from DCC. It was great hanging with @bjornjarnsida again after not having seen the asshole for months ❤ but yes, I think it was obvious who we went for, and it was great meeting his ass. Unfortunately the photo I had with him was kind of ruined since I had my eyes half closed, so I had to blur the thing, haha. I’m terribly tired now, so replies here will come tomorrow. Bought the new Neil Gaiman book and have almost finished it already. Helga is just hearteyes af at Loki rn, someone spray her with water. pls.   )

hot dogs

i worked today. i work weekends and i complain a lot about it.

today, i went over to grab some hot dogs. i usually dont.

bought two, did not want to go back to work so i started to kick a conversation with the hot dog seller. he told me he was at that particular location for 27 years, the guy in the newsstand across from him? 40 years. 

27 years selling hot dogs.

40 years selling gum and newspapers.

he then took out a dollar and he wanted to give it to me. i profusely refused.

walked away humbled, more so than any time this or last year.

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yuri!!! on ice instagram: phichit chulanont, leo de la iglesia, & guang hong ji

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A Holiday Story

So this is a Chistmas story my mom told me while I was home recently and i thought y’all might enjoy.

So, one Christmas back in the 60′s, my great-grandmother was reminiscing about Christmas in England, and how they used to have pheasant for Christmas, but Ohio sucks and they’d never get to do something like that.

Well Shit!  goes my grandfather,  them woods are full of pheasants, I’ll get you one.  So grandpa and a dubiously related man named “uncle popeye” went out with shotguns to get great-grandma a pheasant for Christmas dinner.

They’re gone for a LONG time.  according to mom, they were basically expecting grandpa and Popeye to be gone for a few hours and come back with a store-bought chicken and apologies.

Instead, they come back eight hours later, covered in mud and freezing cold from the Cleveland winter, but Surprise!  they have a Pheasant.  Great-grandma gives them a lecture about staying out so long and worrying her, but agrees to dress the bird so they can all have a traditional English Roast Pheasant.   Grandpa and Popeye retire to the living room to drink beer and talk about what great woodsmen they are when Great-grandma screams from the kitchen.

“TOM!!”  She bellows and literally every male in the house jumps because literally every man has been named “Tom” for three generations at that point. 
“THERE’S NO BULLET HOLE IN THIS BIRD.”

They both look massively sheepish and eventually admit that they hadn’t had much luck finding pheasants in the woods and were about to go to the store to get her a chicken when they… backed over the pheasant.

“Then what were you idiots doing in the woods for eight hours?”

“We weren’t out there for THAT long-” Popeye starts before grandpa decks him.   
Grandma and Great-grandma have to menace them with wooden spoons to get the truth out, but eventually they take thier oversize hiking boots off to reveal bandages.

Turns out they had only been in the woods for Two hours looking for pheasants before LITERALLY tripping over one, and they both reflexively aim at the ground and… Shoot each other in the foot.  They hadn’t backed over the Pheasant in the woods.  They’d backed over it in the Hospital parking lot.

And that’s the story of how my great-grandmother made a Roast Pheasant and the ladies of the house got to eat the whole thing while Grandpa and Popey had to watch.

So far 2017!phan has brought us:

✨ Dan and Phil both getting “a kiss from a dog” at midnight on New Year’s Eve.

✨ Phil making a twitter Moments that featured multiple unnecessary pics of Dan.

✨ Dan and Phil being the most amazing grandparents to Dab as he ages into a toddler.

✨ Finding out that Phil bought Dan a £60 oil scented candle.

✨ “Phil is my bestest buddy.”

✨ All of Tumblr arguing about who will propose to the other.

✨ “2017 is going to be more chill. We’re just going to do more life things…and find a better way to live so we have more storage.”

✨ A rumor about Phil having a “secret wife and child”; both Dan and Phil laughing at the idea of Phil being with anyone other than Dan.

✨ Phil predicting his future and basically predicting domestic bliss.

✨ Dan going with Phil to spend Phil’s birthday up north with the Lester’s.

✨ “The light and warmth you bring to our lives is as everlasting as the sun” - Dan Howell.

✨ An entire video of Dan and Phil calling each other “Daddy” and “Baby”.

And it isn’t even February.

Story time.

Yesterday I decided to put a ring on @sleepless-ride so I went to the jewelry store after work today to buy my girlfriend a promise ring (the left rose gold ring) and some Christmas presents. After buying the gifts and ring, I went to a mutual friend’s house where my girlfriend was hanging out and I kicked her out so the friend and I could wrap the gifts and ring I bought. Our friend asked if I wanted to put a bow on the tiny box with the ring in it and I told her that I didn’t know how to tie one so she did it for me. She also asked if I was gonna give her the ring tonight (and insisted I do it tonight) and I said yes lol. 

So the girlfriend and I went back to our place and then she said some lovey dovey things and then gave me a tiny box (it was the same box tbh but with different wrapping paper) AND the same bow on it…. After laughing for 2348023 years, I got up and gave her my tiny box. 

Turns out we spontaneously decided we wanted to put a ring on each other on the same day, actually bought each other a ring on the same day, and bought it from the same store. I’m so glad I bought that ring bc apparently she really wanted it when she saw it at the store (honestly tho, I knew it was The One). It’s also funny though because her ring is too smol and my ring is too big and we both have to wear it as a necklace.

Also shoutout to our friend who knew we both had a ring to give each other and tied our bows for us. I should’ve known my girlfriend bought a ring when our friend immediately guessed that I bought a ring when I told her she was going to freak out when I tell her what it was and wanted me to give her the ring tonight.

So anyways, the gf and I are soulmates confirmed. 

So I used to actually avoid spending time in my bedroom because the energy was so stagnant and made me go into these super long depression sleeps. Nothing I did would get rid of this negative energy (burning sage incense, ect, nothing). It was awful. And then this morning I went out and bought a bunch of plants, purely for aesthetic reasons and it’s only been a few hours and????? My room feels so nice now??!!!! Like wth? It feels so GOOD to be in there now and so fresh and peaceful and it’s like this huge gross energy that was weighing me down before is just completely gone! Go out and get some plants everyone. Seriously, like research some that are easy to take care of and will do well with the amount of sunlight and humidity (or lack of it) in your room. Make sure they are non-toxic if you have pets. Just get some. Man the energy feels so good now. 

Sangwoo: “Bum I saw an article on my phone yesterday saying if you lie around all day it can really affect your health negatively, so today I went out and bought this elliptical for you to work out on! Aren’t I cool?!”

Bum:

Bum: “But Sangwoo, I can’t, my legs.” Did he seriously…?

Sangwoo:

Sangwoo: “Oooooh that’s right, you can just do your exercise down in the baseme-”

Bum:

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Alright, sweeties! A bit of a different post from me today! I have been meaning to make this for awhile, since I haven’t seen anyone organize their grimoire the way I do, I thought this could certainly be helpful for someone!

First, let’s talk about the book itself! I don’t use a blank book or a notebook. I wanted a graph paper notebook this size, but just couldn’t find one! So, after watching this video, I was SO inspired, I could just MAKE the whole thing! So, we went out and bought a used book, a pack of graph paper and a glue stick. This was SO freeing because I make pages before I put them in, I write in pencil, then I go over it in fine Sharpie pen, erase pencil marks, and then glue the page in when I’m finished. That way, I don’t have this fear of “messing it up” (even though I think messing up things is part of the fun sometimes!).

So if you like to be organized, I might be stressing you out. I understand. Organization is something I love and need in my life. I’ve seen so many folks using binders for their grimoires, but it wasn’t my style. I wanted it to all be sort of chronological, but also organized??? My answer to this– COLOR CODING. Ever section (energy, astrology, spells, candles/incense, etc) has a different color that I make on the side facing outwards, along with the category written on the side. This way, if I’m looking for something in particular, I can flip through and find it, no problem!

Secondly, I use ENVELOPES. Alright, I love astrology. Astrology is something I want to have a lot about in my book, but also I don’t want to take it up my entire book with this. So envelopes were my answer for this! I water-colored each envelope in a color suit that felt fitting to each of the elements, and drew on the constellation, glued those bad boys in, and BAM, I have WAY more room to add things about signs because I can just stick ‘em in their designated envelopes. 

In addition, I like using/decorating with things from the internet, magazines, etc. This is YOUR book, your documentation of learning, your personal reference. Don’t be afraid to go off the ‘traditional’ leather bound, calligraphy written, beautiful grimoires if that isn’t your style! It doesn’t make it ANY less witchy or magical to use highlighters, friends! Don’t be afraid, no one can tell you what is right or wrong when it comes to YOUR grimoire!

Also, I would LOVE to see your grimoires, so tag me in your photos!! 

xoxo