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i really just made a long donation post but tumblr deleted it and also hates poor black and gay people

so as of right now the entirety of my paychecks goes directly into savings because i am saving for a car (my grandparents drive me to & from work which is extremely out of their way)

after i bought my laptop i was told that my battery wouldn’t be able to hold a charge longer than 10-15 minutes. it went like that for about a year and just today i noticed it isn’t holding a charge at all. i really need to buy a new one as i’m about to start online school.

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Dear Michael,

It’s been 8 years since you passed. I remember the day clearly. I was out with my then boyfriend, someone who ended up being emotionally abusive and controlling. I’d been your fan since I was 11 and was 16 when you left this world. When I found out my heart dropped. It didn’t feel real. I became upset but knew better than to let my boyfriend know why. We got into a huge fight and went home. On the way I just kept looking at my phone, looking at the head line with that horrible word in it, “dead.” How could that be? You were only 50 and seemed so healthy. A few days later I bought a tshirt with you on it (since suddenly your merchandise was everywhere). The shirt said “I love MJ” on it. My boyfriend didn’t like it because it said I loved another man on it. Seriously. He also didn’t like my poster.

That whole time in my life was horrible. I was an anorexic, self harming teen with a crappy boyfriend, in a crappy school. Then you left. It was he beginning of the worst year of my life.


I was always your fan, but it wasn’t “obsessive” in that time. I’m actually thankful for that. If I was as obsessive as I am now, it might have literally killed me.

Years later when I was in my early 20’s the obsession started up again, just like i was obsessed when I was 13. Thanks to your music I got out of another depression, went back to school, and now I’m about to graduate with a degree that will make me a teacher, my dream job. Someone I’ve never met or even knew I existed encouraged me more than anyone in my actual life. Your song “Keep the Faith” pushed me into believing myself for the first time ever.

Sorry for rambling Michael, but you give me so many emotions, so much hope, that I can’t keep my thoughts organized when thinking about you. No one but you has ever made me feel that way. You are family to me. I miss you, and love you. I hope to make to heaven someday and finally meet you

Love, E

Announcement- Sold out!

Aaaaand we are sold out! Thank you so much to everyone who has purchased the bundles and zines, and for the amazing support! We couldn’t have done this without you, and the mods are still reeling from how fast the sales went! We definitely were not expecting to be sold out in less than 24 hours.

As promised, we will hold a second batch of zines only sales when we have settled the orders for the first batch of preorders. Please refer to our previous post for more details!

We will be keeping the store up just in case those who already bought their first run order want to add on tracking for their packages!

We will announce again when we are shipping out the orders, thank you for your patience!

(Also, thank you all for all the lovely messages you have sent in to us, we are very thankful for all your support and hope everyone who got the book will enjoy it!! ❤❤❤)

Ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in a bit; the first thing she said was, “OH WOW YOUR VOICE! WHOA! YOUR VOICEEEEE!!!!”

Then she said I looked great. Nice. 

Note on Suzi:

She barfed up a little bit last night in the middle of the night (not much, just a very small amount) so I went in and bought her the expensive anti-nausea medicine I tried to skip out on at first.

Appetite is still iffy, but that seems mostly due to the prescription food; I’m mixing it with boiled chicken breast so that she actually eats a decent amount of it in the morning and at night.

She only has three more days of the GI antibiotic and about three or four more of the coccidia medicine; I’m probably going to try and take her off the nausea medicine once she is done with the GI antibiotic and the coccidia medicine so she won’t be laying around groggy all day with no appetite (Both side effects of Pepcid AC and Cerenia)

She had a pretty good poop today, nearly normal. She also seems to have put on a little weight, and I have hope she’ll be able put on enough muscle and fat back on to walk steadily and climb over steps again. Once she’s no longer being pumped full of antibiotics and anti-nausea stuff, I’m hoping she gets her appetite back with a vengeance.  

  

Tumblr, I need your help

This post is different from my normal content, but I’m desperate here.

When my little sister was five and I was nine, we each bought a stuffed animal, a puppy dog. Mine is brown, and hers was cream-colored, and they were great comforts through moving, and growing up in an abusive household, and everything else that comes with that.

My sister lost hers at camp several years ago, and she’s been sad about it ever since. I’ve looked everywhere: ebay, amazon, thrift stores, rummage sales, talked to people on facebook, contacted the camp and the people that went there, tried to find the toy manufacturer (out of business), I attempted to contact the local store where we bought it…nothing.

I really want to help my sister here, and find her stuffed animal, or at least, one just like it. Again, this was a huge comfort to her through so much stuff that happened. It was always by her side, and it made her feel so happy, and since it’s been gone, I know she feels like something’s missing. She loved it so much.

I know that my only tool left to find it at this point is word-of-mouth. So if you would, could you spread this to as many people as you can? Put it on facebook if you want, screenshot it and send it to your friends, I don’t mind. I just want to help my little sister get her comfort animal back.

It’s a 12″-ish stuffed puppy dog, and the brand is Caltoy. Here are some pictures of mine, so you can see what hers is supposed to look like:

The only differences are that hers was a light yellow-cream color, and I think the ribbon on hers was blue (though I could be wrong about that).

More specifics:

It was sitting up, and had no tail. It was all the same color like this one, no dark ears/paws/etc, just the dark nose. It was made by Caltoy in or around 2003.

I would really like to find this for my sister, so that she can have that comfort again, and she definitely needs it right now. 

Please share it as much as you can, to friends or followers, whoever you can. I will be so grateful to all of you who help. <3

My contact info: starshipme (at) gmail.com, Askbox, and feel free to use tumblr messenger as well!

“He’s an actor on Broadway.  I broke up with him in December because he couldn’t manage his anger.  He’d scream at me on subway platforms.  Once he busted my lip while trying to grab something out of my hand.  That was when I finally ended it.  But he called me on New Year’s Eve and asked if he could go to a party with me.  We’d bought our tickets months earlier.  They were expensive so I agreed.  My sister was coming with us so I wasn’t worried.  Everyone had a great time.  …At the end of the night, we dropped off my sister and went back to his place.  I was so drunk that I curled up in a pile of clothes.  When I opened my eyes he was taking photos of me and laughing.  I immediately decided to leave.  It was literally the start of a new year and I wanted to begin on a good note.  He yelled at me to come back but I kept walking.  He followed me down the stairs and grabbed my arm.  He told me to ‘stop acting stupid.’  Then he pinned me up against the side of his building.  He was choking me and saying ‘calm down, calm down, calm down.’  A van drove by and started honking at us.  But they didn’t stop.  They didn’t help me.  I broke free and ran into traffic but nobody was stopping.  He caught me, and pushed me up against a van, and lifted me into the air by the neck.  When I woke up on the ground he was gone.  I asked the judge to sentence him to anger management courses.  He’s finished them.  But I’m still dealing with the trauma of that night.”

i don’t want to be weird, but -

Cas in S12E07: “Dean, plaid is not sexy.”

Dean in S12E08

Dean in S12E10

Dean in S12E19

I really don’t want to be that person, but ever since Cas let slip he doesn’t like Dean’s ‘lumberjack’ look, Dean’s stopped wearing plaid around him (Sam hasn’t, because why would he?). I mean, I don’t know what happens in between episodes, and apparently a lot does, but on screen, every single time Dean’s been with Cas after Rock Never Dies he’s chosen to wear a ‘normal’ shirt.

The only exception is S12E12, but, whatever, I’ll forgive that episode anything.

And, of course, for the purpose of this post costumes don’t count, so I haven’t included suits or anything, but just as a reminder, this is what Dean changed into after Cas’ bad-tempered comment - and I’m willing to bet half my liver those were not random clothes he had in his duffel - he went out and bought them, because lumberjack? I’ll show you who’s a fucking lumberjack. Dick.

Height Difference Prompts

- “We met because you tripped over me (because I’m tiny of course) and now you’re trying to propose to me but while looking for me you tripped… over my entire body.”

- “You always try to sneakily kiss me because I can’t get you back but little did you know I’ve been working out just so I can climb you like a tree to do the same.”

- “You somehow forget that I’m tiny and just face-planted into the floor because you tried to lean on me. I know it probably hurts but this is too funny.”

- “I just watched you stack 3 chairs on top of each other to reach the top shelf because I accidentally put something up there. And… now I had to catch you because that was a stupid idea.”

- “I went out and bought super tall high heels so I could finally be your height only I don’t know how to walk in these.”

- “We went to school together but haven’t seen each other in a long time and wow have you gotten tall.”

- “I don’t know who you are but I need you to lift me up so I can grab that thing off the top shelf. I know it’s awkward that we’re strangers and your hand is close to my butt, it’s fine (mainly because you’re cute).”

- “You started messing with me by putting stuff on the top shelf so now I’m getting back by hiding everything in the bottom drawers/cupboards.”

- “Everybody thinks that you’re dating a minor because I’m as tall as a short 13 year old and you’re… I don’t know, super tall.”

- “We don’t own a ladder but we really need to fix stuff around the house so now I’m using you as a ladder.”

Them finding out you are pregnant with their child

PETER PARKER

Originally posted by spiderholland

  • actually melts
  • “Are you for real!?”
  • you show him the pregnancy test
  • And you assuring him that he will be a great father
  • “Peter, we are not naming our child Tony”
  • “I’m just saying-”
  • “No.”
  • Deciding to tell Aunt May
  • She is really happy and supportive 
  • “I mean, the making process was fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”

STEVE ROGERS 

Originally posted by talkinboutmyimagination

  • will not stop smiling
  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • Not even a single worry
  • And when you get insecure as a mother, he will be there to tell you that you are just fine
  • The Avengers freaked out, but Tony just smirked
  • “I heard you that night”
  • You got to paint the baby room together
  • “It was the most fun I've ever had”
  • “It’s because I was there”
  • Everything went smoothly as if you planned it

BRUCE WAYNE 

Originally posted by itsyourboystiffyliveat

  • As if he didn’t have enough kids at the manor
  • “Oh shit”
  • You’d be in tears because you were scared that something will go wrong trough out the process 
  • But of course, he was there to help you cheer up
  • ALFRED BOUGHT YOU NINETEEN TESTS, SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE
  • HE ACTUALLY STARTED JUMPING AROUND
  • “I will take care of it as if it was mine, Miss [Y/N]”
  • “I think I'll be fine Alf.”
  • You wanted to make sure the child didn’t find out about the bat
  • it ended up as the sixth robin…

BARRY ALLEN

Originally posted by fireworkofdec

  • As if you weren’t freaking out to tell him
  • he seemed angry to you for some reason (that wasn’t true ofc)
  • but that quickly escalated to a tight hug
  • “I’ll make sure this child lives the best life possible”
  • you had to go furniture shopping together 
  • You were both so happy when you saw the decorated room after so much work went over it
  • You imagined the small child running around
  • After it was born, you both tried to get time and take care of it
  • you would read her/him stories to bed
  • all your insecurities flew away

TONY STARK

Originally posted by varied-marvels

  • O boi
  • How did that happen  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SEX EVERY WEEK OR ANYTHING  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • you tried to be serious, but Tony wasn’t at all
  • he just kept smiling and giggling like the giggly bitch he is
  • but you still love him
  • “Okay so….what are you doing”
  • “I’m planning the-”
  • “NONONONONONONONO YOU ARE NOT TURNING MY CHILD INTO A ROBOT”

(NOT MY GIFS)

my wonder woman experience

I cried. So fucking much. I couldn’t leave the theatre because I couldn’t stop crying. I sat through the credits and only left so the cleaning staff could do their thing. And I didn’t just cry in the obvious part, I cried every time a woman did anything badass. I did not realise how deprived of female badassery I was. Wow.

I had unreasonably high expectations for this movie and it surpassed every single one. Gal Gadot is a treasure and Chris Pine broke my heart. Everyone was amazing.

I’ve had WW blacklisted for the past week so I have no idea if you all liked it as much as I did, but I hope so :)

This is the worst review ever but just know that I loved it with all my heart.

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yuri!!! on ice instagram: phichit chulanont, leo de la iglesia, & guang hong ji

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17TH OF MAY SPECIAL

THE GUYS: Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab!!

[HEY BRISKEBY]

MUTASIM: Yes, we love…* Today, it’s the 18th of May, so we’re going to have a, boom, 17th of May special.

ELIAS: What are you doing?

MUTASIM: Bro..

ELIAS: You know this is my Youtube channel, right? And then you come with this 17th of May stuff..

MUTASIM: Look, look, look how tired this guy is and I’m like fresh.

MIKAEL: He has a bowtie.

MUTASIM: Bowtie! I got this, understand?

MIKAEL: [Singing]

ELIAS: But what’s the thing with the 17th of May? Why do we celebrate the 17th of May?

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anonymous asked:

Ooh in that case a 10 times sex went hilariously wrong list??

top 10 times things went wrong during sex!!

Could you do a Top 10 With the FUN STORIES ABOUT THINGS GOING WRONG DURING SEX? This is from the ASK about Yuuri more silly and confident.

You mentioned “amusing ‘things going wrong during sex’ stories” and now I’m wondering if that could be made into a top ten list? (≧∇≦)

Top ten ‘things going wrong during sex’ stories!!!!!!

 Since you mentioned it in a previous ask, would you mind doing a top 10 things going wrong and / or funny things which happened during Victor and Yuuri having sex? :P

 The Top 10 ‘things going wrong during sex’ stories should definitely be a thing, but i’m not going to press you to write more (even if not explicit) sex scenes. But it would be and absolutely hilarious topic (and it would be definitely be commented in some drunk-ish after party, just let it on Chris hands). 

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wow, you guys really wanted this one so I bumped it to the top of the queue! 

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Top 10 Times Things Went Wrong During Sex:

10) One time they were in a single bed and Yuuri was riding Viktor but halfway through Viktor decided to flip them over so that he was on top. The only problem was that he was used to having a king-sized bed and so instead of rolling them over he just dumped them both on the floor instead. It took Yuuri five full minutes to stop laughing

9) In reference to one of my previous top tens, during their first visit to Yuuri’s parents Yuuri refused to have sex at all in his parent’s house surrounded by his family. And Viktor totally respected that but after two weeks of blue balls he and Yuuri were taking Vicchan and Makkachin for a walk on the beach and he basically jumped Yuuri, who was very down with that idea. Which was great in the moment but afterwards Yuuri kept giving him death glares like ‘I have sand in my clothes, I have sand in my hair I have sand in places where sand is never supposed to be’.

8) During their second visit to the onsen, Yuuri refused to have sex in the onsen itself but Viktor did manage to convince Yuuri to let Viktor give him a blowjob after they got out of the water. But since they had just spent a really long time in very hot water and most of Yuuri’s blood was…not in his head, he ended up fainting at a really not opportune moment. Viktor freaked out and was terrified that Yuuri was seriously hurt but he woke up after a couple of seconds and Mari just stuck a cold cloth on his head, told him to suck it up and smirked at them both because Yuuri had been using the hot springs since he was a kid so she knew their story about him fainting from it just being too hot was complete bullshit.

7) Once they were being pretty athletic and adventurous which was going great until Viktor accidentally pulled a muscle and Yuuri teased him mercilessly about being an old man who couldn’t keep up with his athlete boyfriend anymore. The main problem came when Viktor had to explain to people at the rink how he pulled a muscle because neither of them wanted to tell the truth. Everyone figured it out anyway.

6) Once Viktor forgot to lock the bedroom door and Makkachin jumped onto the bed between them mid sex. They both screamed and jumped apart and it completely ruined the mood and then they couldn’t bring themselves to push Makkachin off the bed and lock him out again to continue because he looked too happy.

5) There was a time when Viktor convinced Yuuri to try being blindfolded which Yuuri decided to try out. But they didn’t bet on Yuuri being really jumpy without his vision and prone to startling so at one point Viktor leant down to give him a blowjob without warning him first and he jerked on instinct and accidentally kicked Viktor in the face. It took them about 10 minutes to stop the nosebleed but they were able to laugh about it afterwards once Yuuri stopped panicking.

4) They were once in the shower together and Viktor decided to try and pick Yuuri up like in chapter 13. Except he didn’t account for the fact that it is a lot harder to pick someone up in the shower surrounded by water and so he slipped, dropped Yuuri and broke their shower rack by grabbing onto it to try and stay upright.

3) Yuuri really likes pulling Viktor’s hair during sex and Viktor really likes getting his hair pulled during sex. But one time Yuuri pulled a bit too hard and accidentally yanked some of Viktor’s hair out. It was only a few strands and didn’t actually hurt that much but they then had to stop because Yuuri needed to comfort an inconsolable Viktor over the fact that he thought that he was losing his hair.

2) At the start of their relationship Viktor did a lot of the dirty talk which they’re both really into. But he was really keen for Yuuri to try it too. But Yuuri wasn’t that confident at the beginning and he could never think about what to say and felt really awkward so he was never confident enough to do it. So one day during sex Viktor suggested that Yuuri try dirty talking in Japanese to see if he felt more comfortable doing it that way (and because Viktor has a very badly hidden language kink). But Yuuri kind of panicked and just blurted out the first thing that came into his mind which was ‘I love katsudon’. Viktor didn’t speak fluent Japanese but he still recognised the word Katsudon and so they had to stop because he was laughing too hard to continue. He managed to convince Yuuri that it was actually pretty hilarious after a while of Yuuri being mortified and it became a private joke between them.

1) At one point Yuuri started to get a bit more open and comfortable with asking to try out new things with Viktor, who is ecstatic about it. One of the things he suggested was trying out handcuffs but he got really embarrassed and just bought the first cheap pair that he could find. Everything went fine until after they were finished when it turned out that the locking mechanism had jammed which meant that neither the key nor the emergency switch worked. So Viktor was stuck handcuffed to the bed and they were both way too embarrassed to call anyone for help. They eventually managed to get them off and laughed about it once it was over. Later Viktor bought Yuuri some high quality handcuffs as a present and made him promise never to use cheap sex toys again.

170410 Fansign Events:

- Bambam said hes gonna get a tattoo later on that he cant get it right now cuz of a commercial contract

Yugyeom said his fav character from Teletubbies is Laa Laa

Jinyoung said that there was lots of NG for the scene that he cussed in Nunbal cuz he doesn’t cuss usually. Mark said Jinyoung cussed well.

JB said that Nora and Coco never met each other

- Fan: Bambam dont pierce ur eyebrow.  BB: I won’t but I want one more on the ear. And when its around 7th year after debuting probably get another piercing on either the nose or the lips.

- Jinyoung: It seems like ppl are worried that Magic School will be like Dream Knight but it’s not something thats cringy

Jinyoung said his fav is Tinky Winky from Teletubbies

- When fan asked out of the items u bought recently what is the item that u think u bought well? Youngjae: Piano. Piano is in my room

- Fan: I like ur rap from Yamaha CF Bambam: Yamaha song is a YG song and even the MV is done by YG and I even went to YG to record the song

- Fan asked Mark if theres anything thats uncomfortable using the room by himself Mark: it’s really really comfortable. It’s so nice that no one comes barging in the room middle of the night

- Fan asked JB who he likes more 2Pac or Notorious B.I.G. JB: wow… how can i choose? Its like who you like better mom or dad i cant choose

- Favorite action movie that Jinyoung watched lately is John Wick

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23 april, 2017

went shopping today and got a few goodies! i managed to find mildliners at a japanese bookstore and bought every colour that they had! i’m so happy that i found them in-store instead of having to buy them online. i also got 1984 and the bell jar at the same bookstore. i went to muji and got two pens as well as a notebook which i’m hoping to turn into a bujo. can’t wait to try my new stationery out!