bladesfornoxus asked:


  • Why does the champion say it?

Now, these particular bits of chime noises are mating calls to other celestial beings (in particular, Soraka). It roughly translates to, ‘Dat Ass’. 

  • Who do they say it to?

Anyone with a fine booty. 

  • Are they being serious, or just trying to act big?

Bard doesn’t joke about the booty. If you got fine ASS-ETS, Bard will ding-a-ling at you.

  • If it involves an action; Would they actually do it?

He does it all of the time! Do you even Bard, bruh?

Evanescence {Sentence Starters}
  • "You don't remember me, but I remember you."
  • "And in the end, I guess I had to fall."
  • "So, I don't know what's real and what's not!"
  • "I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone."
  • "Hello, hello, remember me?"
  • "Call my name and save me from the dark."
  • "Must be exhausting to lose your own game."
  • "Here in the darkness, I know myself."
  • "I can't go on living this way, and I can't go back the way I came."
  • "You don't have to lay your life down."
  • "Save me from the nothing I've become."
  • "I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you."
  • "Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself!"
  • "You never call me when you're sober."
  • "Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone."
  • "There's just too much that time cannot erase."
  • "I have to be with you to live, to breathe."
  • "Still can't find what keeps me here."
  • "Have you forgotten all I know and all we had?"
  • "I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears."
  • "Wanna see you try to take a swing at me."
  • "I've been believing in something so distant, as if I was human."
  • "Why are you trying to make fun of me?"
  • "Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just leave me!"
  • "You believed in me, but I'm broken."
  • "I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming."
  • "One day we won't feel this pain anymore."
  • "I wish that you would just leave!"
  • "All of my hate cannot be bound."
  • "I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems."
  • "I'm just as scared as you!"
  • "But, I didn't mean to hurt you."
  • "Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams."
  • "I have nothing left, and all I feel is this cruel wanting."

eciled asked:

' quiet chime noises. '

  • Why does the champion say it?

What first comes across as a soft acoustic is really the sound of Bard whispering sweet nothings into your ear. These, ‘sweet nothings,’ are usually demotivational phrases like, ‘GG Report ____ For Feed,’ or, ‘You’re a dirty scrub.’  Just know that this is probably a sign that you want to punish your support with, say… a punch to the face?

  • Who do they say it to?

Usually whoever he’s laned with. He’s not a very nice person, ya see.

  • Are they being serious, or just trying to act big?

He’s just acting big… but not really cause he actually is big.

  • If it involves an action; Would they actually do it?

-Is actually whispering sweet nothings into your ear right now. Get rekt.-

Wreck-It Ralph Sentence Starters:

  • ❝You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?❞
  • ❝You bring any fruit with you?❞
  • ❝Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?❞
  • ❝Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?❞
  • ❝Turns out I don’t need a medal to tell me I’m a good guy.❞
  • ❝Why are your hands so freakishly big?❞
  • ❝Why are you so freakishly annoying?❞
  • ❝It’s not that kind of duty!❞
  • ❝No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?❞
  • ❝I know, I know, I know. I’m an idiot.❞
  • ❝Flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian.❞
  • ❝I’m gonna learn how to drive, I’m gonna learn how to…! Wait. Do *you* know how to drive?❞
  • ❝What’s going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?❞
  • ❝Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.❞
  • ❝You are one dynamite gal.❞
  • ❝I don’t have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.❞
  • ❝Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.❞
  • ❝Right… I’m sorry, you lost me there.❞
  • ❝You’re not going Turbo, are you?❞
  • ❝What? Speak up, I can’t hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!❞
  • ❝Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.❞
  • ❝Oh! This place just got interesting.❞
  • ❝Look at that high definition. Your face… it’s AMAZING!❞
  • ❝News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!❞
  • ❝Hmm, wonder how many licks it’ll take to get to your center.❞
  • ❝I’m a wrecker, not a baker.❞
  • ❝No… no… yes… no… don’t… go into the light…!❞
  • ❝Now, rise my royal chump! I’ve got a date with destiny.❞
  • ❝Look, I’m gonna be straight with you, kid. I’ve been talking to King Candy.❞
  • ❝I’m not leaving you here alone!❞
  • ❝Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?❞
Rise Against Sentence Meme
  • “Have you seen the world?”
  • “I’ll carry this flag to the grave if I must.”
  • “Are there no fighters left here anymore?”
  • “Are we the generation we've been waiting for?”
  • “Our heroes have mellowed with age.”
  • “Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?”
  • “Are you out there on the front lines, or at home keeping score?”
  • “But when they are gone, who the fuck’s going to take their place?”
  • “Don't you remember when you were young, and you wanted to set the world on fire?”
  • “Somewhere deep down, I know you do.”
  • “Make no mistake, we are not afraid.”
  • “Let’s raise the stakes on the bet we made.”
  • “We still believe in all the things that we stood by before.”
  • "I know we’re not the only ones.”
  • “We were not the first.”
  • “You have to cross the line just to remember where it lays.”
  • “You won't know your worth now, ___, until you take a hit.”
  • “That’s why we won’t back down.”
  • “We won’t run and hide.”
  • “Catch me if I fall.”
  • “You can’t understand what lays ahead if you don’t understand your past.”
  • “You can’t truly love until you’ve given up on it.”
  • “We’ll sneak out while they sleep.”
  • “We’ll come clean and start over.”
  • “Out of sight, out of mind.”
  • “It’s not too late.”
  • “We have the rest of our lives.”
  • “These are the things that we can’t deny.”
  • “This is a life you can’t deny us now.”
Therealweeaboo Irl sentence starters
  • "Hint hint, nudge nudge, throws a chair at."
  • "I'm gonna snorkel in my tears."
  • "I'd give my first born to watch Seamus."
  • "Excuse me Sir pls stop doing that thing u do w ur face."
  • “Snowcaps are those small dark things covered in white balls, right?”
  • "Get out of my friends."
  • "It happens."
  • "The sun glares at you."
  • "[hits Ze with a bus]"
  • "[Rickrolls you]"
  • "let me get #naked then we can bring the process"
  • "Welcome to loot noot with croo and ruoss."
  • "I drink salad."
  • "[opens a dating service for myself]"
  • "My friend is listening to me gush about Sly and all the years I’ve been a homie. I feel so bad for her."
  • "these are lies. much lies. very lying"
  • "When people get violent with you when you turn into satan."
  • "sometimes i look at myself and think:ah yes i am literal trash and im so proud."
  • "I’m alone in the theatre. I feel like Burnie."
  • "Listen, when I look at Chocolate I think of shit and then I think to myself, who would want to eat shit?"
  • "if you ever think I’m scary or intimidating just remember, i spell my own ooc tag wrong every time."
  • "I have like almost three hundred followers and I’m still lonely."
The Airborne Toxic Event Themed Writing Prompt List
  • Wishing Well:Write about what you would wish for if you had only one wish to set everything right, or if you even would.
  • Papillon:Write about what you think is your worst trait.
  • Gasoline:Write about the most reckless thing you've ever done.
  • Happiness Is Overrated:Write about a moment of self-pity/loathing.
  • Does This Mean You’re Moving On?:Write about moving on from someone/something, or them moving on from you.
  • This Is Nowhere:Write about what keeps you up at night.
  • Sometime Around Midnight:Write about that one person you'll never stop loving/ not be jealous over.
  • Something New:Write about if you reinvent yourself to be completely new.
  • Missy:Write about trying to convince someone to look past your bad past to see the good in you.
  • Innocence:Write about the time when you first realized you'd lost your innocence.
  • All at Once:Write about your reason to live/ the reason for existence.
  • Numb:Write about trying to steel yourself against emotional pain.
  • Changing:Write about someone in your life changing while you stay the same.
  • All for a Woman:Write about someone you would do absolutely anything for.
  • It Doesn’t Mean a Thing:Write about something you set your eyes on that ended up not happening in the end.
  • The Kids are Ready to Die:Write about being made to grow up too fast as a kid.
  • Welcome to Your Wedding Day:Write about a moment of either internal or external battle you've encountered.
  • Half of Something Else:Write about someone/something you consider to be the other half of.
  • Strange Girl:Write about a time you had your head in the clouds or couldn't stop dreaming.
  • All I Ever Wanted:Write about someone who you thought was perfect was anything but.
  • The Graveyard Near the House:Write about a time when you thought about your death.


6.Highschool!AU: Our characters attend high school together and hate each other. They avoid each other at all costs until they end up in detention together or are forced to work on a project together. They begin to become friends although neither of them will admit it.

 Detention wasn’t new to him, he’d been here a few times before because of being late or sleeping inside the classroom while the class was on going you get the flow. Miles Yawned and look around they were 5 of them until the blonde enter the room seating on the seat in front of him. why is ms. goodietwoshoes on detention he thought as he puts his head on his hand and lean in to her “Why is the school’s goodie two shoes here with some delinquent like me” he asked her, his breath trickling down her neck.

acolourfulworldsblog-deactivate asked:

(///д///) - Zeus

Send (///д///) for my character’s reaction to yours tripping, knocking mine over and landing atop them in a rather risque-like way.

…are you that blind as to fall on top of me you fool?“ He asks in an annoyed tone, seeing the male lie on top of him.

He begins to smirk however and leans in closer to the male’s face where their lips were barely touching.

Or perhaps you enjoy this type of thing and have a desire for me~” he teased.