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On platform 9 3/4
  • Albus: Why are they all staring?
  • Ron: Don’t let it worry you. It’s me. I’m extremely famous.
  • James: Actually, I think it's dad and Mr Malfoy.
  • Ron: Oh Merlin, I don't want to see. What are they doing now?
  • James: Mr Malfoy is cupping dad's cheeks.
  • Ron: Oh, okay. That's not too- OH MERLIN! JAMES! NEXT TIME, BE MORE SPECIFIC WHEN YOU SAY 'CHEEKS', OKAY?