anonymous asked:

My old 8th grade science teacher told us that if we got injured that he won't call the ambulance until after the bell because he doesn't like distractions and he said if someone caught on fire that he would hold a competition and we could stand on the counter and jump off like a professional wrestler and he would lock the cabinet where the fire blanket is and the fire extinguisher is in case of an emergency. He was a good teacher

this was wild from start to finish wow