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narwhalsarefalling  asked:

what if aliens just dont understand the concept of taking non professional photos like selfies and sharing them on the internet? like "John-human, you see me all the time. I do not wish to take another 'selfie' with you."

John-human was not of the sub category photographer, though they didn’t seem to be aware of that themself. No matter where they went, they brought their little ‘smartphone’ with them, seemingly for the sole purpose of photography. It was beyond irrational, especially considering that John-human was well aware that they were of the sub category physicist.

“John-human, you see me all the time. I do not wish to take another ‘selfie’ with you.” Cg’jlas said when the human suggested another photograph being taken of the two. “I have important work to do, and clearly you have a plethora of photographs of us together. What could you possibly need another one for?” It was getting to the point of being irksome, if xe were to be honest. None of the other humans seemed to consider the behaviour odd though, so xe would have to tread carefully in case xe was approaching cultural territory.

“It’s for my blog. I’ve got people asking to see another picture of us together, and I thought this’d be a good place to take one. It looks cool in here.” John-human said as if it was the most obvious thing in the galaxy. To them it probably was.

“John-human, I am unfamiliar with some of these terms.” Xe said, contracting xir twarikial tentacle in an obvious show of confusion. “What is this ‘blog’, and why have other humans requested to see your photographs? Is it not most common to enjoy photographs of humans who are well known in general, or known to the human watching?”

“Oh, well, yeah? I guess, but we also like looking at pretty people or cool people, or just pretty pictures, and it’s really you all the fuss is about. They like seeing us together.” They said, elevating their shoulders briefly. “A blog is like a content sharing site on the internet – you remember when I told you about the internet, right?”

“Yes, it was quite… interesting. So you are not confused about which sub category in which you belong?” Xe asked, hoping xe didn’t come across as rude.

“You mean my job? No, I’m a physicist, why’d I be confused about that?” They asked, doing what Cg’jlas had learned was referred to as a ‘frown’.

“Because you seemed to be under the impression that you are of the sub category photographer. I am relieved that there is no confusion, John-human.” Xe said sincerely, making sure to have xir expression and posture show it.

“What? No, they’re just selfies. Everyone takes them, it’s a thing.” They said before proceeding to call one of their fellow humans over for one of these ‘selfies’. They then moved on to show Cg’jlas how they ‘posted’ the photograph, and some they had already posted. It made very little sense, but the fellow human seemed to be treat it as something normal, walking back to their work station after agreeing that John-human could post their photograph. They had asked to be ‘tagged’ in it, which xe had absolutely no idea what meant, but xe didn’t particularly want to find out either. It would just have to be another part of humans xe didn’t quite understand. It didn’t seem like an important part after all, if a bit irksome at times when xe was trying to work or focus.

kapreisun’s (why are you posting this at midnight) 500 follower giveaway!

told you guys i’d do it. here i am, doing it. it’s not a massive giveaway by any means, but i wanted to give a chance for everyone who’s followed me (or will follow me) to get some cute art by yours truly.

what i’m going to be offering is for one person (yes, only one, sorry!) a waist-up image in THIS STYLE !! i’d do more, but unfortunately, i have other obligations and this is all i can afford to do!

so here’s how it works.. > GO HERE < to fill out the little form given (which, literally will just ask for your tumblr url) so i can keep track of everyone’s entries - though i will also look to see if you’re following me, this is for followers only!

new followers are totally welcome, however!

anyways i will close entries for this giveaway on… april 14th, 2017 at midnight!! and then i will get back to the chosen winner, who’ll be picked via a random number generator, because yes.

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Hair and Eye color Switch!

*gasp* So THAT was what that group picture was for! xD
I dont know what I am doing with my life tbh
But this was fun to do  and… so…weird… seeing them…like this… It’s so….WEIRD. //kicked

Anyways, tell me who looks good with the color switch and who’s the funniest!

xDDDD Personally, I like the purple-haired Lily because he looks so elegant like that. Much more alluring too!! And the funniest for me would be Tsubaki BECAUSE TSUBAKI  omgomogmogmogmo xDDDD Who’s the cabbage now? //kicked