[queued-up]

I’m a little sick today and I was suppose to go to the doctor but I didn’t want to waste the money and I rather sleep than wait in line so I guess I dreamed about going to the doctor instead?

Anyways, Penguin (The Batman version), Riddler (generic version), and Scarecrow (generic version) were all in costume and sitting with me in the waiting room. There were other people batman rouges but I don’t remember what they were doing.

I do remember sitting in a love seat with Penguin and ‘accidentally’ brushing up my hand against his a lot. I also remember Riddler having some in depth conversation with Penguin while continuously poking me with his cane three seats down. He never explains why, just does it. And Scarecrow jumping in to say something along the lines of “You know I was a doctor” and I don’t know why but I just lost it and started screaming at Crane “WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE A FETCHING DOCTOR. SO AM I. U AIN’T SPECIAL SO SIT DOWN.”

The End.

anonymous asked:

Matchup please! I'm female, I love singing and drawing and I'm the quiet, artsy type when alone or with a couple people. I'm that person who procrastinates everything and loves food + relaxing. I really love to express my opinion though and find it hard to feel sympathy for others. I'm a little bit of a masochist... but um. In social situations I either slink back and don't talk, or I'm the centre of attention with my weird, unpredictable stunts. So yep, weird me... Thx for answer if u do answer

Your match is Underswap-Papyrus! You’re both pretty chill people, & hey, he’s pretty neutral on most things, too, but you’ve both got just enough passion that you keep each other on your toes. If you’re feeling shy, that’s fine, he’s pretty good with social situations. & if you’re feeling chatty, that’s even better–it gives him a break. Watching your displays is always an entertainment, though he does express concern if you start to take things just a little too far. Surprisingly he’s actually a sucker for sudden, spur-of-the-moment plans, so prepare for those as much as you can. & you’re a skater-kid? Well, he always has been one to just roll with the punches, so there’s no problem there.

Tonight I had a nightmare in which I got killed and ended up in a different universe (???) and my first thought was “SHIT! I QUEUED UP ALL THE PARTS OF THE BWAU LEFT EXCEPT THE FINALE! NO PUT ME BACK I HAVE TO QUEUE UP THE FINALE!”

… I don’t know what does this say about me

anonymous asked:

hi would you mind doing a match-up for me? (i'm just doing this outta curiousity) i'm a girl, 5'9'', bisexual, and really chubby; i'm also pretty shy and socially awkward, and i'm really insecure about myself. but i like cooking, playing video games and drawing! i tend to hide my emotions and talking about them makes me anxious, i'm also pretty sensitive, too.

Your match is Grillby! It’s about time he got another pair of hands in the kitchen, so he relies on you for assistance there. Not that he piles too much onto you, he knows how to ration out a decent amount of work without going too far. He keeps you busy at least. It’s also his way of trying to help boost your confidence–his patrons are all friendly, kind-natured people, so you’ve constantly got compliments coming your way (& not just about your great cooking). Needless to say, being a more solitary figure himself, he’s not one to pry when you don’t feel like talking, but he gives you every chance in the world when you need it.

Out of the Blue 02

Rated: M

Warnings: Explicit vulgar hybrid smut, knotting, dirty talk. 

Summary: Jungkook has only ever thought of his breeding clients as just that - clients, and he’s always quite indifferent to them since he only ever knows them for a short period of time. But then you come along, and he starts experiencing feelings that aren’t being manipulated by your heat. Real feelings, that he has never harbored before with anyone else.

Notes: in a world where shower sex is Effortless. LOLLL also plz enjoy the stereotypical dogs love peanut butter thing in this it brought me joy

Words: 5k

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It was silent, save for the light clinking of the spoon Seokjin was using to stir his tea. Namjoon sat at the island in the middle of the large kitchen, staring down at his cup of tea which was untouched, worrying about one thing and one thing only.

“So what do you think they’re doing?”

Seokjin promptly stopped stirring his tea at the question and turned around away from the counter to look at Namjoon, his eyebrow raised and a small smile playing at his lips. “Do you really want me to answer that?” He sauntered over to the island where Namjoon was seated, taking a sip of his tea on the way over.

Sheepishly, Namjoon chuckled and ducked his head, cheeks turning red from the slight embarrassment and scratching the back of his neck. What a foolish question he had asked. “Oh- um, yeah, I guess not.”

“Yeah, they’ll be doing that for awhile,” Seokjin explained in amusement, taking a seat at the island across from him. “But later on, they’ll take a break.. Come downstairs, eat and drink something - recharge, perhaps. Don’t get it twisted though, you won’t be able to…. touch her, if you know what I mean. Not even a rub on the arm. Jungkook will be attached at her hip. He’s very territorial and possessive of his clients, I’m afraid. Well, I’m sure you know that well enough.”

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anonymous asked:

Matchup please? I'm quite short (barely 5"3), Nonbinary, and Asexual/Panromantic. I love to read and write and get really invested in stories, bit mainly as a way of escape as well as enjoyment. (Part 1/2)

Your match is Outertale-Gaster! He’s a member of the Royal Court, & works to give you everything that he possibly can to support your endeavors with the resources available to him. He’ll flaunt your writing to everyone he knows, & show you off like you’re the most precious treasure he’s ever had the joy of discovering. He adores you, despite the fact that he is a rather reserved, stoic man, & goes out of his way to prove that to you. He’s not as protective of you as you are of him, just because of his almost overwhelming respect for your independence (& the fact that he’s always swamped with too much work that he can’t constantly keep tabs on you 24/7). He knows that no matter what comes your way, you’ll be able to face it, & if not, you don’t have to worry about a thing. Anything that can be taken care of, will be.

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Or close the wall up with our dead.
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
as modest stillness and humility.
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
then imitate the action of the tiger;
stiffen the sinews and summon up the blood.

kookieslovetosmile  asked:

Ello! I'd like to ask for a match up if that's not too much to ask..? I'm female, 5'3, and straight (sadly). I'm a complete dork and I love to read a heck of a lot. Music is amazing, especially all the emo bands. I'm not really a funny person, and I love video games and am very competitive during them. I have extremely low self-esteem and I'm normally pretty quiet. I love to sketch and draw. I'm bad at talking about feelings and I love shipping and all that stuff. (THANK YOU :D)

Your match is Underfell-Napstablook! Emo bands? Right up their alley. They’re essentially a never-ending resource for any sad/depressing songs you could be craving. & they’ve never had a very good sense of humor (though they do try), so your blunt/dry nature is a bit of a relief to them. Video-games aren’t really their thing, not that they own any, but snail-racing is always a fun past-time, & it can get pretty competitive on it’s own, so you’ve got that. Napstablook is more often quiet than not, but when they’re feeling up to it they’ll become surprisingly sweet by giving you small bursts of encouragement–though they know they’re not very skilled at that sort of thing. & even though talking has never been their strong suit, they are a good listener at least.