[protocreed]

  • HOW I THINK THE WHOLE PROTOCREED THING WORKS OUT
  • Alex: I have secrets, stuff that would surprise you.
  • Desmond: Dude I have literally seen the life of my ancestors because one half deity alien lady decided I had to save the world, there is nothing that can surprise me.
  • Alex: *morphs hand into giant claw*
  • Desmond: ... I am so fucking done with my life.