[i am really proud of this it's super cute i think]

how I see the signs and what I want them to know
  • (side note - View of a Virgo rising, Leo sun in the 12th, Libra moon in 2nd, mercury Cancer in 11th, venus Leo in 12th, mars Leo in 11th)
  • Aries: was once my best friend, she made literally everything in my life brighter and always helped me to just enjoy things and stop worrying all the time. Also great hugs. Just simply has that energy, wherever it may be - physically, mentally, staying up until you binge watched that show, giving you their last money so you can get yourself something to eat before you starve to death, always down for a talk and a walk even if they had a packed schedule. Please don't miss out on times when you just have to take a day off to get your beautiful and strong energy back. I care about your health so please don't forget to eat properly and don't miss out on that quality time if needed.
  • Taurus: a girl from my drama class and my little sisters moon sign, I am just so in love with your sense for aesthetic. Total sunshines. I feel like I can always rely on you, super compassionate and knows how to make you feel comfortable when youre not. I love that when you have a goal in your mind, you will give your everything to achieve that! Also so humble but like I want you so desperately to know how beautiful I think you are!! I enjoy your company a lot. Please don't be afraid of changes, I know that's such a mainstream thing to write for Taurus but I really do believe that maybe sometimes you need to be reminded that life can also begin at the end of your comfort zone.
  • Gemini: a guy and a girl from biology class, I am literally stunned at how much these people know. Eloquent fluffballs. I could listen to you spreading knowledge 24/7, make great jokes in my opinion and just kind of knows... everyone?? Get along with so many people, can be very chill but also full of energy when they're talking about things they are interested in. Also fun-fact kings and queens. Please remind yourself to stay loyal to your true friends, you may know many people with whom you get along with so well and for sure everyone is intersting in their own way, but it's very possible to feel lonely in a crowd. Your closest friends will always get you out of that and help you, I promise.
  • Cancer: a close friend of mine, literally the most caring person I've ever met. Actual comedians. I don't know I just straight up fell in love with your humour. All the Cancers I know have or had some extreme physical problems going on, please get well soon if you read this and you're also not feeling well. Mentally on the next level, strong and kind of unbreakable. Don't hide their feelings because they just know that when you bottle up your feelings it's never going to end well. They just get you and will be there for you no matter what. Please take care of yourself just as well as you do with your friends and family, you are a true blessing and it's definitely okay to rant or cry or just let it all out.
  • Leo: my english teacher and a guy I used to be close with, very often completely misunderstood and taken for granted, which can lead to unhealthy behaviour. Will make you feel great after a plain shit day. I strive to be this talented at just expressing myself or being confident, even if you just want the world to think you are confident when you're actually not. Cuddly queens and kings. Better not hurt their pride because it took them a lot of time to actually get to that level and in a world where people hate on you for loving yourself, to them it feels like, despite all their work, they are not worth of loving themselves. Please don't forget that although sometimes it's hard to look in the mirror and like what you see, there are caring and warm-hearted people who love you just the way you are.
  • Virgo: a girl in my class I simply adore, I always annoy you with my endless compliments. Kind of just in love with these down-to-earth and sweet people. Either super chill or worried a lot, I wish I could just hug you until you feel less stressed. Smol but strong beans you can learn a lot from. So reliable, I actually hate doing group projects and always want to do everything myself but since you share that opinion we created something I was really proud of and now we always do them together. Please remember that passion is something you shouldn't be ashamed of, you simply don't have to be because it's something you love and your needs are valid. Also dreaming big, it's possible, especially for you so why not?
  • Libra: a girl I recently got to know and am already completely amazed by, literal social butterflies who sometimes only know in hindsight how much they enjoyed the company of someone because they adapt so easily and it's rare to find someone where you can just simply be yourself. Love how they view life and that they make me want to talk more. Very open and you never feel excluded because they just know how to include everyone. Please don't forget to remind yourself who you truly are and not to lose yourself in another person, because there really is only one you no matter how good you are at adapting to literally every social situation, you are amazing and I want you to be comfortable as well.
  • Scorpio: my dad and my ex boyfriend's mom, two very caring peole in their own way. I always love how sharp their sarcasm can be. Can comfort extremely well when they want to. So many secrets and things to know about them that I can lose myself in them wanting to explore whats actually behind their shell. Teaches you life lessons. Please don't forget that humans aren't flawless and that's completely okay. You don't have to hold onto old grudges, communication is key and talking about these things, confronting these people who did you wrong will help you grow as a person.
  • Sagittarius: an old friend of mine, very cute people who get interested in so many things and they are so versatile and adventurous I absolutely love their lively nature. Memes™. Total dorks you can fall for in a second. Are actually the best partners to just talk to about anything because they will be interested and share their opinion with you. Please remind yourself that cutting off people can be a very wise decision and you don't have to keep up with everyones shit if that's just not what you're in for.
  • Capricorn: I am literally so attracted to these people it's unreal, although I kind of always think that they don't like me...... anyways, my bigger twin sisters are caps and they are humble souls who really had to fight for a lot in life sadly. So proud of you. Keep up with the hard work, you really deserve everything. So realistic and pure I have heart eyes. Supportive and extremely loyal. Will stand up for you if you need it. Straight face™ but still manages to make even the most serious people laugh. Please remind yourself to not overdo it with the work, take a day off to relax and let yourself go maybe, even if it's hard - with the right people you don't ever have to be afraid of being yourself.
  • Aquarius: my ex boyfriend whom I had a crush on for like 4 years, teached me great life lessons. Will always have a weakness for aquas, they just attract me so much, how much of a fluffy dork can you be tbh? Capacity of acceptance is incredible. So much fun to be with. Are kind of just good at everything? You can talk to them about anything, it won't feel weird, they won't question it and just talk to you about that topic. So friendly, an underrated trait in my opinion, just complete and simple friendliness you enjoy to the fullest. Please remind yourself to let people not only see your amazing shell but also your stunning core, there are people who love to talk about the same things you love and nothing about you is weird, you are special and I absolutely love it.
  • Pisces: a very sweet guy I've been texting with for the past months, very open minded and also have that sensitivity I strive to have. Very inspirational smol puppy. Actual daydreamers™, may be late to school but love deeply and would never neglect your love. Kind of hate almost everything that's planned out? (I'm sorry I just love to plan things out) will hug you no matter what. Does not fear to dream big, is very talented at artsy stuff in my opinion. Please don't forget that even if it seems hard, and yes our school system is kind of very bad,we get to have that education and your dreams will be reality if you work hard enough to achieve them. You have so much potential, please don't ever waste it.
things that 100% definitely happened after the end of call me beep me u can pry these headcanons from my cold dead hands

(call me beep me is an incredible fic by @gajeelredfox that i can’t link to rn bc i’m on mobile but the final update was posted tonight and i’m emo so have this)

-when they go trick or treating, the kids fall in love with keith instantly and are constantly chattering at him and tugging at his arms to show him things. by the end of the night keith is carrying a sleeping child home and lance’s heart is suffering.

-lance and hunk get to celebrate pidges 16th birthday! lance gets pidge a remote control robot car. (“get it? because its like the cliche thing to get a car on ur 16th birthday, but u like robots!” “yes i get it lance thank u.”)

-together, matt and lance make allura and shiro’s life a living hell. they can’t even look at each other without hearing exaggerating kissy noises.

-lance gradually helps keith and muffin warm up to each other and after a while they’re best friends. sometimes she’ll even lick his hand. shiro is pissed. (“i’ve been trying to get them to get along for years!!! and then this little shit comes along and within a couple of months she’s sitting on his lap!!! wtf!)

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Weekly Voltron Fic Recs #26

Rules: You can find past weekly rec lists here, and non-list recs in my general fic rec tag. This is stuff I like, and I have a huge bias toward Lance, hurt/comfort, and general fluff, in that order. Gen unless otherwise noted. Please comment on the fics if you read and enjoy them!

I’m gonna try to get back to doing these on Friday nights. Warning: Lots of hurt!Lance this time. There was plenty to choose from in the gen category, so of course my biases got heavy play. I had a good time, but this list will be even more unbalanced than usual.

Also, it has now been officially half a year of weekly rec lists, though I’ve actually been doing it longer than that, since it keeps being more than a week between each one. The title is a lie. But I am still pretty proud of myself. I thought I would get bored and quit doing these a long time ago, but I haven’t.

As Color Fades Away by IcyPanther
Words:  7,615 (WIP 2/?)
Author’s Summary:  “They either surrender the Black Lion to us, or we will kill the Paladin we’ve captured in the most painful way possible. They will hear his screams and they will come. They would not so easily abandon one of their own. And then the Black Lion will be yours. Should the ploy fail… well, then there will be one less Paladin in existence.” No pairings, major whumpage, Langst
My Comments: Starting the list right off with my biases. I don’t quite agree with the Keith characterization in this one, and the woobie is pretty strong, but it’s very well-written and there is the promise of LOTS of delicious hurt/comfort down the road, so I’m in it to win it.

Lance Makes a Space Sandwich by ArcaneAdagio
Words: 3,999
Author’s Summary: Lance goes through an galaxy space quest to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, dragging along an unwilling Hunk and Pidge. Will they be able to make their sandwich? Can they survive? Will Lance stop making terrible guns and finger gunning at the same time? Will they learn about the power of friendship? (Spoilers: the answer to the last two questions are ‘no.’)
My Comments: Garrison Trio! How I love them! Very fun and cute action fic. (Also PB&J is divine, how dare you question it.)

you were never on your own by derheck
Words: 1,763
Author’s Summary: Lance knew how to throw damn good parties. And that’s what they all needed. A damn good party. And what better reason to throw a damn good party than to celebrate everyone’s favorite green paladin growing one year older? Better yet- it wasn’t just going to be a party. He was going all out. He was going to throw Pidge a fucking space quinceañera.
My Comments: So cuuuute. Love Lance being supportive of his teammates, and especially doing something nice for Pidge, daww. She deserves a big ol’ party, for sure.

Pieces of Cake by Cardigan_Quincy
Words: 2,990
Author’s Summary: It’s Pidge’s birthday, and the team is determined to make it a great day. Meanwhile on Earth and in a Galra prison camp, two other characters hold their own private birthday celebrations for her.(Just a one-shot. Pre-S2. Feminine pronouns for Pidge. ~Quincy)
My Comments: Much sadder than the last fic, but also feels very true to the characters. Pidge’s family is definitely the most splintered of the paladins’ and it’s sad to think about the people who aren’t there for her birthday because they can’t be. But they remember each other, in the sweetest and most poignant way.

A Song of Storm and Ice by BreakTheDawn
Words: 20,565 (WIP 3/?)
Author’s Summary: Quintessence.It’s the basis of everything right? Integral to the very nature of Voltron. They all have it, it means something for all of them, regardless of whether or not they realize it. So would it not follow that they should learn how to use it?AkaThe Voltron team goes to undertake an ancient training program to learn more about their Lions and themselves, and of course shit happens.
My Comments: Actually a sequel to a previously recced fic, so you might want to read that one first, but this one is super good, too. Much more of an ensemble feel, though still a bit of a focus on Lance. And the worldbuilding in this one slays. So many cool ideas. Can’t wait to see what happens, and it’s updating a LOT, with very long chapters. My idea of a good time.

The Garden of Heaven by Genesister (papirini)
Words: 75,271 (WIP 16/?)
Author’s Summary: From the void of space to the heart of a deeply-buried secret of the Galra Empire, the search for Shiro leads Keith on a voyage that he never expected, wanted - or realized he needed. Its just a question of whether he can escape, when its all over - or whether he will even want to. Tags will be added as the work proceeds.
My Comments: I haven’t finished reading what’s available on this one yet, but this fic is AMAZING. Absolutely incredible worldbuilding for the Galra. Mind the tags, but don’t let them intimidate you. Keith gets thrown into a very horrifying and terrifying situation against his will, but as the story goes on you find that it’s about just another group of unique misfits learning to get along and find family in each other. The twist I just read left me utterly breathless, and as soon I finish this list I’m gonna get back to reading the story. AWESOME fic. This kind of stuff is why I just don’t bother with published fiction anymore. I can find far more satisfying and interesting stuff for free on the internet.

Just Remember by BleuSarcelle
Words: 1,646
Author’s Summary: Lance screams and shouts and curses. He lets it all out. He lets his words and shouts echo around as he falls to his knees in the middle of the training room. He hiccups as sobs shake his body. He doesn’t bother to wipe away his tears, he lets them fall to the ground and stain the mat below him.He curses loudly and lividly for every part of him that makes him feel unworthy. He weakly punches the mat as he whimpers and his shoulders lose their strength.
My Comments: Short but sweet fic about Lance fighting bad self-talk with the truth. I’ve been there.

Capsaicin by phoenixyfriend
Words: 6,235
Author’s Summary: Lance was captured by the Galra. He was more useful alive than dead, but was notorious for being difficult to interrogate, so the Galra turned to poison. It was… less than successful.
My Comments: This is really funny, and really fun. Very mild Lance whump, but I mean, they tried. They tried very hard.

Lance by RandomShmoe
Words: 1,482
Author’s Summary: First and Second Day working on Camp NaNoWriMo stuff. It is focused on Lance…hence the title.
My Comments: Another nice little fic about Lance coping healthily with his problems. The Shiro and Lance interaction was so cute it gave me a toothache.

the purest expression of grief by ohmygodwhy
Words: 15,874
Author’s Summary: By the time he walks through the Garrison doors, he is bone from going hungry and muscle from fighting and stone from surviving. He keeps his guard up and his teeth bared and sleeps with his knife under his pillow and tears through their exams and their simulations with the ferocity of the need to know more, to do more, to fly. or: keith fights, because that’s what he does, and has always watched the stars
My Comments: Can be read as Sheith or gen. Absolutely fantastic character study of Keith and how much Shiro means to him, and I loved how Keith made friends with everyone in the second chapter. Very much how I see it working for him: slow, halting, but utterly sincere.

Shifting Sands by Cardigan_Quincy
Words: 11,399 (WIP 4/?)
Author’s Summary: Lance picked himself up from the floor gingerly, testing his muscles before putting too much weight on them. Nothing seemed injured, aside from a few aches that would likely become a nice collection of bruises by tomorrow morning. But considering how hard Blue had fallen, Lance felt lucky.
Blue was less lucky.

Lance is stranded on a desert planet, injured and captured by someone who will go to any lengths to get their hands on the Black Lion. Fortunately or otherwise, he’s not alone. (Updated weekly ~Quincy)
My Comments: MMM, boy, this is some GOOD hurt/comfort! Starts with Lance alone, but doesn’t stay that way. I’m really glad he has someone there to support him, less glad that they are going through some awful stuff. Okay, I lied, I like it when Lance (and the others) go through awful stuff. But I am still hoping for rescue soon, please.

It’s Getting Darker But I’ll Carry On by CamsthiSky
Words: 4,285 (WIP 3/?)
Author’s Summary: “This could not be happening. Of course he’d be with the one idiot who didn’t know that once a zombie found you, there weren’t many ways to get it off your trail—and hiding in an abandoned house wasn’t one of them. How was this guy even still alive right now?”
My Comments: Zombie AU that starts off with sniper!Lance rescuing Keith? Yes, please. Fantastic start, and I love the roles everyone is falling into in this AU. Looking forward to more. They need to find Shiro. (Isn’t THAT just the constant refrain of this fandom, though.)

the stars watch over you by psyraah for rednight16
Words: 1,239
Author’s Summary: Shiro is bone weary, worn down, and battered, yet sleep evades him. But a gentle moment amongst new friends eases the constant disquiet in his heart, at least for now.
My Comments: This is so soft and lovely and nice. Thace and Ulaz should have stuck around longer in the show, for real.

Trust Fall by kyanve
Words: 2,330
Author’s Summary: Lance decides to try to prove that he’s just as capable of getting Blue to come get him as Keith has been at playing Space Fetch with Red. Blue may be less temperamental than Red, but Blue can also be a troll enough to make up for it.
My Comments: Lance is an idiot, but Blue loves him anyway. This feels very, very canon.

After Me Comes the Flood by Qpenguin98
Words: 25,111
Author’s Summary: The interior of this ship is cold and boring. The Galran soldiers that try to bond with you are cold and boring. Zarkon is cold and boring. You are sick of being cold and bored. A story following the Red Lion.
My Comments: Endgame Klance, established Red/Blue. Really interesting and lovely view of Keith and the rest of the team through a personified Red. I love the sense of history with the lions, and the trauma and turmoil that everyone has to work through.

Taking One For The Team by ShiningRegalia
Words: 18,284 (WIP 6/?)
Author’s Summary: A mission gone wrong lands Lance and Pidge in a dangerous situation. When communication with the rest of the team is compromised, they have to take drastic measures to escape. Pidge can only hope that they get out before things get worse and one of them breaks. Especially Lance.
My Comments: Holy fudge, this is some great hurt/comfort, too, this time with Lance and Pidge. Protective!Lance turns on all the lights in my house, and Pidge gets protective right back. The situation gets really bad, really fast, but they both do everything they can to take care of each other and get them out. They’ll be okay as long as they have each other.

Do You Wanna Build a Voltron? by phoenixyfriend
Words: 10,558
Author’s Summary: Lance woke up to a room full of frost, and proceeded to panic. Just a little. Just a smidgen. Just enough to refuse to leave his room until Hunk promised to go get Coran so there was a competent adult helping them figure out this mess.According to Blue, humans were very fragile, and needed all the help they could get. Blue could provide a lot of help, and this was a perfect solution, in her eyes.
My Comments: Really cute and fun exploration of Lance getting full-on Elsa powers. An enjoyable read from start to finish.

We’ll Just Have to Wing It by peasantlysurprised
Words: 2,798
Author’s Summary: or alternatively titled “The Space Power Rangers Try to Figure Out If Shiro Has a Natural Winged Eyeliner Look Going On Because He’s Fly Like That or Not and End Up Failing”
My Comments: I think I missed reccing this fic back when I first read it because I wasn’t making weekly lists at the time, but someone reminded me of it and I’m super glad they did. Very fun team fic with the younger paladins trying to stay up all night to catch Shiro and find out the truth.

what’s needed by eugyne (AreteNike)
Words: 2,704
Author’s Summary: The one time Shiro gives everything to his team… and the five six times they give it back.
My Comments: Absolutely FANTASTIC Post-S2 story with Shiro actually getting the support he needs, omg, I love it so much.

Gate Keeper by MoonlitPaladin (MoonlitStardust) for cupcakelevi
Words: 30,297 (WIP 7/?)
Author’s Summary: Lance is an author, known for his fantasies driven by dynamic and imaginative heroes, and yet no matter how much popularity and success he gains, it’s not enough. He doesn’t feel like he belongs anywhere and he pours himself into his work, pausing only when he gets a strange postcard in the mail with no return address and a portrait of Scotland.“Light filters o’er the pass as the Keeper returns."On an adventure the likes of which only he could have written, Lance learns the true meaning of family and that there’s a thin line between fantasy and reality.
My Comments: Tagged Klance, but so far it’s about the plot and the worldbuilding. Really interesting Fantasy AU, and I’m totally hooked. Everything feels really deep and well thought-out. Again, this is why I don’t need published fiction.

Nails by BlueRoboKitty
Words: 3,435
Author’s Summary: Barely weeks after the events of S2, Lance decides to break Keith out of a bad habit and ends up creating a confrontation he’s not sure he’s prepared to deal with.
My Comments: I love fics where Lance just can’t HELP being a caregiver and he HAS to save Keith from himself because can you believe him, can you believe his terrible habits. And if it helps them find some understanding and get to know each other better, well, I’m ALL FOR IT.

The Tide by Zurela
Words: 4,116
Author’s Summary: Lance doesn’t know whether or not he can trust Keith to have his back. But now that he’s stuck under a tree, with broken bones, and on the verge of drowning, it seems he might not have a choice.
My Comments: Yet another flavor of hurt!Lance, this time with Keith along for the ride. This one hit the spot.

Piecing the World Back Together by Zurela
Words: 7,929
Author’s Summary: The Galra have taken control of the ship again. Only this time, they’ve brought a druid. And Lance is the only one in the castle. And he’s not doing so good. Oh boy, this is bad.
My Comments: Mild Klance, but mostly about Lance dealing with things alone until his team can come. I love love love Lance’s breakdown in this one, because it was awful and heartbreaking but it wasn’t over the top, and everyone was able to respond right away and tell him that his bad thoughts about himself weren’t true. And he was heroic too, my dear blue boy. Great fic.

familiar by achieving elysium (Ogygia)
Words: 40,874 (13/?)
Author’s Summary: Altean!Lance AU.The only one who remembers the fall of Altea, Lance struggles to find a place in a band of misfits he will never fully trust. Secrets aren’t the only thing on the rise; on the other side of the battlefield is Zarkon, someone Lance once saw as a brother and now his greatest enemy. But Voltron has always protected the universe, and the Blue Paladin won’t stop now.
My Comments: Finally, an Altean!Lance AU I can rec with no reservations. This is a really interesting and different take on Lance, with him being a veteran, technically much, much older than everyone else on the crew, and dealing with a whole ton of trauma and trust issues. Some secrets came out in the recent chapter that really have me salivating for more.

Home by Zurela
Words: 7,385
Author’s Summary: The members of Voltron have noticed that Lance has been behaving suspiciously lately, and make some assumptions. Well, all except one.
My Comments: Lance is such a DARLING in this one. Gah, I love him.

He is the Heart by aurumdalseni (kyo_chan)
Words: 2,479
Author’s Summary: Hunk is the paladin that helps hold them all up, but sometimes he needs to be reminded just how much he’s cared about in return. [A "Five Times Kissed” ficlet (gen/non romantic)]
My Comments: Hunk appreciation! YESSS. I love everyone’s different ways of showing how much they love Hunk.

Blue and Blood by kimuracarter
Words: 2,773
Author’s Summary: The team rescues Lance from the clutches of the Galra.
My Comments: Heartbreaking, but very well-written. This is one of those fics that I read more than once. Maybe more than twice. Very id fic for me.

Previously Recced Fics That Updated:

Blue and Bruised by DizzyBunnies
Masks by TiedyedTrickster
Handbook of Demonology by squirenonny for Pechat (absolutely BALLER chapter)
Truce by kyanve
Love and Other Questions by squirenonny
Little Lions by MidnightCreator
A Dream Away by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
Out of Phase by LittleWhiteTie
Lost in the Stars by WingedChickadee
I’m not the Lance You think I am by KairaKara101
Stardust, Silk and Steel by CalicoTomcat

Monsta X Imagine | As Neighbors

| If it isn’t too much work (I totally understand if it is!) you should do that cute Neighbors AU thing with the members of Monsta X! I feel like they would be 2cute4thisworld as neighbors. BUT only do it if you feel like it isn’t too much to ask for.  | my friend i am so excited for thissss ~Admin H

Shownu: honestly in this AU he’s still a super buff darling dancer that u hear thumping around at 3 am dancing to Big Bang but he’s got a super soft side 2 him and he isn’t afraid of showing it he’s got lovely curtains and he’s v proud of his little herb garden on his balcony and he’s got an apron that says Kiss the Cook on it that Minhyuk got him as a joke but he ended dup loving it a lot and u always see him tending and talking to his plants bc ur balcony is next to his and you think its really sweet until one day the neighbor’s mean old cat climbs into his balcony and starts eating his plants and ur reading ur book on urs and you freak out at it bc no!!! those are his lil friends!!! but he’s not home so you climb over into his balcony and try to shoo the cat off but then shown comes home to u battling a cat away from his plants and its a v strange sight but u guys bc low-key friends until he realizes….wowow ur like…really cute…

Wonho: he’s your low key annoying neighbor that at first you’re like oh god….he’s one of those Party Douchebags that’s constantly bringing girls over and having loud parties but then u find out the only reason he brings girls home is bc he’s making sure that they have a safe place to sleep off the alcohol in their system or get an uber ride home, and he plays loud music bc he’s practicing dancing for a charity show, and the random thumping on walls is when he’s talking to his mom on the phone while doing chores and he walked into a wall and after u help him save a kitten off the streets u guys really bond n now u guys r pretty much inseparable and maybe he starts 2 have feelings for you…. 

Minhyuk: he’s that really loud neighbor but you really dont mind that he’s loud bc he’s so cute and so happy and kind and he’s that neighbor that always orders food at weird times of the day so sometimes you’ll get a knock on the door at like…12 at night and he’s holding a box of pizza and he’s got half a slice in his mouth like…hey i’ve ordered too many boxes do u want to come over w my friends and i and eat some and at first ur like um what time is it but then um free food hell yes and that’s how u become best friends w minhyuk 

Kihyun: he’s the mom neighbor that you can always go to if you need sugar, a bit of flour for something, or if u need advice!! He’s always there for you and he the type of neighbor to bring you cookies if he even gets a hint that you’re feeling down, and he’s the first person you go to if you need someone to watch your apartment/animals when you have to go away for a while, and he’s pretty much one of your best friends in a mothering neighbor form.(he also makes sure that you get home safely if you have a night of drinking, bringing you advil and water in the morning after purposefully talking loudly)

Hyungwon: his apartment is just,,,,instagram goals like seriously,,,,its just so neat and aesthetically pleasing and he loves to find cool little things he can bring back to his apartment to take pictures of and his walls have this huge collection of polaroid pictures and he’s the one you go to when you need advice about interior decorating and when you’ve had a bad day and he’s the king of 6$ wine that tastes like $3,000 and you guys watch dramas or reality shows and talk trash and are salt buddies and you guys have neighbor dates where is just you guys bitching to each other about life over wine and junk food and it’s wonderful and eventually he’s like,,,,instead of being salty over other people how about we like,,,,,,be salty about people together

Jooheon: Joohoney is sort of scary to some of the elderly neighbors like they think he’s up 2 no good bc he always wears dark colors and piercings and in this AU he’s got a tongue piercing bc i can and he just spells bad news and u believe it until one day the power goes out and you just hear this screech and u dont know who it is until theres a knocking on ur door and its Jooheon in a fluffy pink bathrobe w kittens on it and he’s got tears in his eyes and ur like,,,who is this boy and turns out he was in the shower when the power went out and he’s actually….super cute and nice his apartment is filled w cute pictures of animals and really pretty plates and lots of plants that all have names and u guys end up talking for forever until the lights come back on and ur like oh shit,,,,he cute 

Changkyun: he’s just?? he seems like the most normal person in ur building until u hear his screeching along gin the shower to AOA and he has like 15 different packages outside his door like does he have an online shopping problem?(the answer is yes) but it turns out he’s buying amiibos and you once saw him literally wait at the door for a package and he’s got the nintendo switch in his hands and ur like,,,fuck. holy shit. hOOOLY SHIT and you race over there and practically break down his door like heY YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT LIKE THAT’S THE SWITCH ISNT IT and at first he’s like um my door but then hELL YEAH ITS THE SWITCH WANNA PLAY SNIPPERCLIPS TOGETHER and that’s how u guys bond and eventually he’s like…wow this person is not only cute but like,,,,,a huge nerd,,perfect

anonymous asked:

Lately I've been thinking of Tony being really good at ballet (maybe professional ballet dancer au :p ) and Bucky loving Tony's practices or performances

YOOOO I AM HERE FOR DANCER TONY!!! So in this AU Natasha and Bucky are brother and sister (grew up in the same orphanage). Natasha clawed her way to be the prima ballerina of the Russian ballet, then decided to leave for America for reasons she does not disclose. (I know nothing about ballet troupes so this is some hand-wavy stuff. East coast gets all the best stuff smh.) Also somehow some Steve/Natasha slipped in here whoops. Look out for under the cut!

Bucky followed Natasha to America. She didn’t say why she left the troupe, but with the way her jaw clenched and her eyes went dark, he assumed something bad had happened. Luckily, her reputation preceded her, and joining a prestigious New York troupe was a matter of a well-executed pirouette and then an arabesque for good measure.

She didn’t speak much about her new troupe aside from, “The manager is terrifyingly competent.”

He hated to see her like this, tight-lipped and silently anxious, but New York… hadn’t been what they’d expected it to be. The apartment they’d had lined up fell through, the job Bucky had lined up fell through, and the only reason they even had a place to sleep at night was because Bucky had backed up a guy in a bar fight and the guy offered up his tiny apartment.

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anonymous asked:

pls keep it, thank. seriously though it's just nice to know another smol person other than people who say 5'4 is short 😅

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I have a friend who’s 5ft 4 and she’s always going on about how short she is. Like… hello… you complain because you can’t reach the top shelf… I can’t reach the shelf below it… I am on a first name basis with my local Boots employee from all the times I’ve had to ask him to reach a yoghurt for me. I have to sit on certain seats on buses because my feet don’t touch the floor on most of them and that makes blood pool in my legs, which is super painful AND EMBARRASSING. I don’t get taken seriously at interviews because I look about 12, which makes me constantly on a mission to prove that I’m not actually a child (to this end, I have quoted Shakespeare in an interview before. I am not proud of this.) About 90% of the people I meet for the first time will greet me with “you’re smaller than I imagined!”, “you’re adooooorable,” or “can I have some ID for this 15 rated film?” It’s still surprising to me how many people comment on my height. And yes, it’s all just annoyance and not anything dangerous or discriminatory, but I am smol and full of rage, so I’ll complain about it anyway.

IF YOU ARE 5FT 4 THEN YOU’RE LITERALLY THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A WOMAN IN THE UK. There is a climate difference between our heads. I crane my neck to meet your eyes. I’m not your height in heels. You, my average height friend, can hush and keep your complaining to someone who can get close enough to your mouth to hear it without having to perform some daredevil ballet feat of tip-toe leaning. Pls, normal height people, enjoy this window into the sitcom worthy world of the smol and stop being like ‘omg I’m so smol’ if you’ve never been called a midget / dwarf in public by a group of strangers, or pushed / picked up by the same. Yes, that actually happens. Yes, it sucks. Yes, I will knee you in your sensitive parts if you do this.

Although ngl being very smol is incredibly useful sometimes, because I’m super adorbs and I definitely didn’t mean to forget to buy a train ticket :( please don’t fine me :( I’m bad at public transport :( I’m smol :( so swings and roundabouts, really.

(I think that the stereotype of angry smol people stems almost entirely from people calling us cute and thus instilling a deep desire to be anything but)

(Small man syndrome is just rage)

(I am NOT CUTE I am super tough and will bite your kneecaps)

MHA dub commentary episode 8:

  • i have been putting this episode off for way too long and that’s probably because it’s about Bakugou’s emotional breakdown and i am emotional even before the video starts
  • baby Izuku and Bakugou are so cute i wanna cry 
  • have i mentioned how much i love Bakugou’s dub voice yet because if i have i’m gonna say it again: i love his dub voice
  • last time on MHA: Bakugou and Izuku fucking attack each other and, as usual, only Izuku got hurt
  • he’s still working on that
  • pauses the ep to admire all of Bakugou’s amazing expressions
  • “IN THE NAME OF VILLAINY, STOP THIS!!!” he cries as a bunch of giant rocks come rushing at him. i love you Iida
  • Izuku’s voice acting here is so amazing i just. love it
  • and the animation here is fucking spectacular
  • *pauses again to admire Bakugou’s distraught expressions* don’t look at me
  • i should also mention that Izuku has some fantastic expressions here too
  • i just. Bakugou just has fantastic expressions overall, but these ones are just. beautiful. i love my confused, terrified, distraught son

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ok uh. yooran gaming channel au - part 2

@misfireezreal reblogged the ‘yoosung has a gaming channel au’ post and wrote a really cute lil addition that inspired me to add some more ideas to this mess of an au….. and i got really carried away

their addition / reblog post is here !!  tho i’ll also put a screenshot of it under the cut… along with more headcanons/ideas/whatever for the au/scenario

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find boyfriend!jungkook (here) 

  • jimin is a hopeless romantic that finds cute couples in the movies with their elaborate confession scenes to be an example of how he should confess to you, but at the same time jimin has a habit of compulsively acting on his feelings 
  • so do expect his confession to come out of nowhere; you two might even be hanging out with the rest of bangtan, maybe somewhere out shopping and while you and jimin are separated from the rest, you’ll turn to him and laugh about something arbitrary and in that second your laugh will come crashing down on him like a ray of light and he’ll just go ‘i love you’ and you’ll probably drop whatever youre holding but you know 
  • jimin can’t take it back now and it looks like you’re going to have to give him an answer (which is hopefully a,,, ‘good to know - i love you too!’) 
  • your first date is probably way over-the-top because jimin wants to impress and so you’d find yourselves probably at some restaurant in which you’re sure the prices are too high but jimin is dressed in a nice suit and tie and you’re trying not to laugh because this is supposed to be a first date, casual you know, but here he is being so much more than casual
  • but you know it isn’t awkward, because jimin is still the same smiley, adorable person you’ve grown fond of. he makes jokes throughout dinner, but gets red in the ears when complimenting you on your necklace or outfit
  • his voice shakes a little when he tries to get the word ‘gorgeous’ out and you pretend not to notice as he looks away and scratches his neck but omg park jimin you are the CUTEST 
  • afterwords you think it cant get anymore romantic (and ok cheesier) than that but oh no jimin is really gonna make this first date special
  • so somehow you two end up on the roof of the bighit building and you’re like ???!?!? jimin and he’s like don’t worry!!!
  • brings out a blanket he stashed somewhere and spreads it out for you two to sit on and honestly youre still a little confused until jimin points up and with a smile asks you what it is you see in the sky
  • and then it all makes sense you two are stargazing and you’re just like enchanted by the night sky view but jimin,,,,, he’s enchanted by looking at you…………his own personal moon and stars (im getting real greasy i know bare w me)
  • and u know after jimin drapes his coat around your shoulders and you feel his hesitant hand on your shoulder you turn to him and tell him that this is the best date youve had in your entire life and jimin would honestly fall over from joy (and he does when he gets back to the dorm he’s just so happy he jumps on the bed and yoongi is probably like oh my gfod and taehyung is just like DUDE HOW DID IT GO and jimin is just a bubbling mess about how amazing it all was and taehyung is patting his back like !!!!! im so proud and jungkook’s rolling his eyes like stargazing how cheesy hyung but honestly all of bts is so happy for him)
  • your next couple of dates aren’t as ~fancy~ as the first, but jimin sticks to being super romantic and even a little c*rny u could say with like movie dates, taking cute couple selfies in photobooths u find, sharing cotton candy at amusement parks, indoor ice-skating, or you know just sitting in the corner of a cafe completely wrapped up in your own world with him because when jimin is with you it’s just you - no one else like you could be walking the busy streets of seoul pushed by the crowds and jimin only feels and is only focused on your hand in his
  • also ok the first kiss is just as spontaneous as his confession because lbr he’d probably spend days upon days daydreaming about how to make it perfect but like
  • you come over one day to bighit with a couple of snacks for everyone and jimin stops practicing to come over and you know thank you and while all the members are distracted by the snacks and you turn to jimin with the warmest, softest smile he’s just like 
  • frick it im going in
  • and kisses you and it’s like gentle and just so pure and natural that it can’t even be awkward even though u didnt see it coming because kissing park jimin is just right 
  • and after the first kiss honestly jimin just cannot get enough he loves skinship and intimacy and the fact that he can now kiss you whenever is just like mindblowing to him so he does it so much tbh
  • u guys sitting on the couch watching old music shows? jimin leans in to kiss u. it’s 4 am after practice and jimin begged you to come and see him and now you’re eating chicken skewers at the corner grocery both in sweat pants? jimin leans in to kiss you (and steal some of your chicken skewer). all of bts is playing monopoly and u just bankrupted jimin? WHO CARES HE STILL LEANS IN TO KISS U!!! BOY IS SO HAPPY TO !! KISS !! U !!! 
  • also the fun thing about jimin is that you learn that he gives three types of kisses
  • the basic kind are just those gentle brush of the lips kisses, those kisses that are short but sweet and happen all the time 
  • you guys kiss like this in front of the members and just like whenever possible u know like jungkook somewhere in the back will be like ‘gross’ but its not gross its fuckin cute shut it maknae
  • then theres the really romantic kind of kisses where he holds you around the waist, looks into your eyes and leans in with suspense,,,, these kisses are long, focusing on letting his tongue massage yours and are relatively neat with periodic stops to the breathe 
  • jimin kisses you like this when u two are alone, maybe holding each other in bed or after a late night date and no one else is around it’s the special kind of kiss you only keep between yourself 
  • (also if jin saw jimin do this he would be like my CHILD ur too young to know how to do this and ud get scolded by mom over here so yeah - these kisses bts doesn’t know about heHE) 
  • ………and the other type of kiss is when jimin is going wild and he really - really - needs you 
  • these are sloppy, with his hands tangled in your hair and his mouth concentrating not only on your lips but on every part of your body lots of lip biting and skin nipping from this one 
  • you only get to the third kind of kisses when u guys are like super comfortable with skinship and all that and tbh the first time jimin pulls it out youre kind of like ????!?!?!?!?!? holy moly where did this come from but then in the back of ur head its like u expected this 
  • like jimin is /soft/ but then jimin is also park freaking jimin whose swole and runs his tongue across his lip when looking at u from across the room and whose bedroom eyes are just top notch and make ur heart beat so fast and guess what
  • park jimin knows what he can do to you with one single look so yeah RIP
  • but anyway where was i yes so as the relationship progresses you know already that jimin loves skinship
  • so cuddling is a must like jimin always has the need to have some part of his body on urs aka like his arm around your shoulder or his chin in your hair or even like if u two are laying on the floor playing a video game like he’ll put his legs over urs
  • and ull be like jimin let me put my legs over urs instead
  • and hes like noooooo this is comfy and ur like jimin and he just drops the controller and like climbs over so he’s like hovering over you and starts attacking ur face in kisses
  • and tbh like this is jimin’s response to everything: kisses all of ur face
  • and u love it but u like pretend to scrunch up ur nose and refuse to kiss him back and jimin gets whiny and pouty and nuzzles ur nose with his and its so cute
  • until like yoongi walks in on u 2 and is like ohmygof get a ROOM and jimin is like hyung we are in a room and ur like rofl and yoongi is like im done with this goodbye
  • tbh dating jimin means being close with bts esp taehyung and jungkook who like tease the crap out of you two but are so goddamn proud and happy for jimin
  • tbh like jimin brags about u nonstop for the first couple of months of dating that like taehyung texts u the : please turn off ur boyfriend he’s told me about the pretty color of ur eyes like 500 times im going to explode sos 
  • jungkook sorta just makes faces about jimin talking about u or when u two like huge or kiss or do anything hes like love is so gross but tbh jungkook is the first person to remind jimin that ur birthday is coming up or things like that unexpectedly because as much as he goes at his friend for thing and that and laughs at his expense, jungkook is really happy to see jimin finally have someone to support him because jimin has been bts’s support since the beginning so jungkook is happy someone aka u is there to protect his hyung
  • also ok u know what would be adorable like jungkook and taehyung telling u lil embarrassing secrets about jimin like the way he idk drools in his sleep sometimes tbh taehyung takes a photo and sends it to u
  • hoseok yoongi jin and namjoon also all show gratitude to u for taking care of jimin because tbh they know he can be fragile sometimes and idk u make him shine so bright and when he sees ur photo on his phone or when he comes back from hanging out with u hes so much more vibrant and they all just pat ur back like u did good, keep him safe
  • jimin really likes getting handmade stuff from u also like i feel like if u make him a card or a little bracelet or even just write him a letter he’ll like keep all these things from you in a box close to like his bed and if he goes on tour overseas he takes it with him because like its a part of you that you gave to him and he ,,,, loves it
  • once jungkook read the letters as a joke tho and jimin straight up didnt talk to him for like a week
  • you and jimin own the embarrassing ‘he’s mine’ ‘they’re mine’ sweaters tbh 
  • jimin wore his during practice and namjoon stood in front of the arrow and jungkook sent u a pic like ‘looks whose trying to steal ur man’ 
  • jimin practically lives in the bts practice room before comebacks so u dont really have dates or time to see each other in that hectic period but when u surprise him by coming over he just launches himself into ur arms and goes limp like ‘im sooooo tired just let me die here’ and ur like ‘no u gotta practice!!’ and he’s like ‘i know but ur so warm and i love u let me stay here a while’
  • yoongi: looking into the camera like hes on the office while u and jimin fill up the whole room with hearts and like warm love
  • but seriously like ur jimin’s encouragement just ur being makes him wanna do more and be better and he shows u his dance routine and ur just like seal clapping like ur amazing and ok listen jimin lives off compliments and if its u complimenting him??? well that just makes it that much better
  • he gets all blushy, scratching his neck like ‘it’s not that good’ and u jump up to grab his face in ur hands and be like nO it is THAT good and he just looks into your eyes and this smile spreads on his face and he presses his forehead to urs like yeah,,,, i tried my best for u hehe
  • u two just giggling pressing ur foreheads together HOW CUTE
  • u and jimin do like face masks together omf
  • ur pajamas are literally like shorts + one of jimin’s hoodies and jimin’s is just sweatpants so freaking cute
  • also jimin is strong so do expect him like lift u in his arms (mostly to show off how strong he is) but also like if u ever get sick like jimin will overreact and be like: i gotta carry u everywhere no im not letting u take one step i s2g 
  • and ur like rolling ur eyes like park jimin how do u expect to carry me and feed me soup at the same time??? and jimin is so headstrong sometimes he’ll be like I WILL find a WAY
  • but really jimin is super protective and worried he just wants you to be super safe and happy and if u even so much as grimace at something hes on high alert like !!!!! are u ok?? do u need me to call an ambulance?? DO u need me to get jin??? im getting jin- 
  • so a lot of the times u end up having to be like ‘jimin it’s ok please chill’ and hes like ??? i dont chill when my angel is in trouble
  • jimin calling u angel ok moving on
  • also speaking of jin like when u come over and are having dinner with bts u like feed jimin off ur fork and u two giggle and jimin probably wants to pull u into his lap and jin has to like snap his fingers like kids no not at the table roFL
  • u once found jimin laying down on the floor after vocal practice and he was like sleeping so u like covered him with a blanket and curled into his side and when he woke up he just curled around u too and u looked like two sleeping kittens so cute (jin took a pic) (jungkook suggested pouring cold water on the two of you)
  • also jimin likes to workout and exercise so he probably like gets u to go out jogging with him and ur like jimin rip i cant do this anymore and hes like no !!! we gotta go another mile ok!!! and jimin’s so bright his attitude just gives u the energy to do it
  • afterwords jimin probably feels bad he made u run with him and massages ur shoulders the ideal bf 
  • whenever ur the one thats tired from work/school/etc jimin has u lay ur head on his shoulder and he runs his fingers thru ur hair and sings whatever song u want him to in a low, gentle voice and its just so calming 
  • also ok jimin sends u like snapchats and selfies all the gotdamn time and if u dont reply he blows up ur phones notifications so please reply or he’ll run up ur cellphone bill tbh
  • jimin sending u fake crying snaps cuz jungkook keeps being a dweeb and namjoon wont stop nagging and ur like ‘rip bro’ and jimin is like ‘rip bro??? im ur boyfriend?? did u brozone me/??’
  • taehyung snaps u back like 4 min later like ‘U BROZONED UR bOYFRIEND’ 
  • u try not to laugh outloud at work/school because o m f
  • but its ok u and jimin never really fight when u two argue jimin ends up apologizing even when it might not be his fault because all he wants to do is wrap his arms around your waist and just hold u and he cant do that when ur angry and he wouldnt want to sacrifice being with u for anything so he’s fine with taking the blame
  • also like u two probably just silently get over it like u walk into the lvingin room with a tub of ice cream, sit down beside jimin, he wraps his arm around your shoulder and u two put on a disney movie and eat out of the tub as a peace offering 
  • jimin likes it when u sit inbetween his legs he likes resting his chin in ur hair ;; so soft and cute
  • also he does this thing where he kisses behind ur ear and ur like thats ticklish so u get back by like lightly kissing his knuckles or palm and jimin giggles cuz that also tickles but u 2 r so gentle
  • and like tbh as much as it is fun and loving to be with him u know jimin gets dragged down by a lot of stress in his life and u want to be there for him and u want to assure him that he’s the most important, most special person you know and honestly that is what he needs
  • he needs someone who he wholeheartedly trusts to hold him and tell him his value because park jimin is invaluable, he is the kindest soul and when you tell him that he believes it and it just makes him bloom with happiness
  • and that is what we all want right right
  • also he needs someone to protect him from jungkook sometimes oh my god im laughing ur like holding jimin’s head to your chest and like swatting junkook away like in the cartoons thats adorable
  • also u and jimin getting matching necklaces that’d be cute ok im done 

the hogwarts!got7 au that no one asked for but I desperately needed

Originally posted by igot7-love

warning: slowest burn but super fluffy 

word count: 9.3k 

a/n: hi, this is weird for me to write but tumblr and this world is generally lacking a got7 hogwarts au so here I am. my biggest inspiration for this and what gave me the idea of this was cosykims bts’ hogwarts series . Check it out cause it’s amazing and I love it! also make sure to read my post ‘got7 and their hogwart houses’ so you know what the other boys houses are because they will be mentioned.

  • okay so imma start of with the visuals of markiepoo in gryffindor
  • so i see mark with his brown hair that goes over his forehead like in the fly era cause that shit was truly magical
  • and like he’s always got his uniform in top not condition cause papa tuan was like ‘boi you better stay clean’
  • so he always has his shoes polished and his shirt tucked in and just lOOKS LIKE A PRINCE
  • like he looks like he owns the place
  • and i see him being a prefect and jackson being super pissed and bitter but also proud and supporting
  • cause mark just seems like that ok
  • but let’s talk about when he first got to hogwarts
  • the sorting hat was so conflicted cause like ‘whERE DO YOU GO’
  • he was debating putting mark in ravenclaw but he was like ‘naH no i ain’t doing it’
  • so after forty seconds the sorting has was like “fuck it HE IN GRYFFINDOr”
  • he was like ‘well ok then’
  • and when you first meet mark it was super awkward 
  • like you were in the great hall making your way towards the hufflepuff table and all of a sudden bAm
  • someone bumps into you and grape juice kinda spills soMEHOW???
  • and mark was like ‘ummmmmm… fuck’ 
  • and you were like ‘omG MY UNIFORM whyyyyy’
  • so you were looking for tissues and trying to clean yourself 
  • and poor mark was trying to help but you didnt notice him 
  • so at this point mark was trying to clean it off your cHEST 

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Why do you hate abo?


okay. *clears throat* i have expressed my hate for this ugly ass trope so many times. if you dont know what abo is, it stands for alpha/beta/omega and is a very popular trope in fics, especially slash fics. it is also known as omega verse. i googled it bc i was innocent and had no idea what the fuck it is. (apparently it comes from the supernatural fandom which im not surprised like, pls delete). if u wanna know what it all is, just google it :d

sadly, abo has become soOOoo fucking popular. not just in the western world but apparently its becoming a popular trope all over the world and even manga artists are using that trope which pls no.

why do i hate it? god. so many reasons. where to even START.

tw: rape 

  • first of all: it’s always explicit. i think somebody once said writing/drawing abo w/o smut is like. i dont even knwo anymore but like u dont write a fic in an omega verse without there being smut. not that smut is bad, but usually those fics are just pure smut with no fucking plot. it’s the kind of ugly fetishization a lot of slash shippers have towards gay ships. they just outward dont care about anything else but the smut. its just pure sexualization of those relationships which is already a fucking problem in the fandoms anyway, but with abo fics its even WORSE. its like yall dont care about other stuff, gay couples arent just there to have hot steamy sex ya know u can also just write them being nice and cute and domestic and fluffy and cuddling 
  • it’s basically just some kinky ass shit usually by straight girls (not always sorry) that try to let their kinks free and no offense but i am a kinkshamer and i love kinkshaming so this is going on my motherfuckign list too and yall cant stop me
  • it enforces ugly ass gender roles. which is disgusting. because there shOULDNT EVEN BE GENDER ROLES BC THEYRE ALL DUDES USUALLY OR JUST ?!?!? i once saw a abo fic where omegas have to wear girls dresses and thats just dude can we stop with that ugly ass feminization of omegas???? i’m all here for boys wearing dresses if they want fuck gender roles but in that fic they were literally forced to wear them, like … , this whole thing just pushes them into those roles which is another role

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Angel (And everyone else) Lives AU

I’m putting this under a cut because its really long, but here’s most of what @lilithsborderlands and I came up with for this AU. 

Message either of us if you have any ideas you think would fit! (Or if you want to draw some of this, that would be great) We’d love to hear from you guys.

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anonymous asked:

Can you do the RFA reacting to MC accidentally farting in front of them for the first time pleaseeeeeeeeee? Also I love your writings and wonder if you're going to be doing fics on all RFA members or just Jumin?

LMAOOOOOOO THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD. It’s such an adorable request   \(^.^)/ Thank you!! and yes I have something in store for all the members of the RFA and Saeran too I was thinking of doing either Yoosung or Saeyoung next she shall see my lovelies \(T_T)/ Seriously though I had SO much fun writing this I hope you all enjoy it


  • Poor baby, he’s so embarrassed
  • He has NO IDEA how to act in this situation
  • It’s not a huge deal to him because it’s super natural and everyone does it
  • When he sees that you are super embarrassed because you’ve never farted in front of him before he feels GUILTY AF
  • MC I’M SO SORRY” “…yousung why are you sorry I was the one who ripped ass”
  • He hugs you super tight and peppers your face with kisses until you’re a giggling mess. He tells you that he loves you more than anything in the world and that you shouldn’t feel embarrassed of something that everyone does
  • Secretly happy because he has the green light to fart in front of you too now


  • Here you are a blushing mess, silently cursing yourself for being all gross and farty
  • She literally just looks at you and goes back to her work
  • When you talk to her about it, she’s like????
  • “uh I fart too you know, and literally every single person on this planet?”
  • “So you don’t think I’m gross?”
  • She giggles and kisses your cheek, “you are too cute MC, the furthest thing from gross.”
  • Now you guys fart in front of each other all the time


  • I feel like he would be unfazed too
  • Like its totally normal
  • He notices tho that MC is sitting face down on the couch IMMEDIATELY rushes over
  • “Princess???????” “Are you okay?????”
  • You’re a teary blushing mess. “Are you gonna break up with me because I am so gross and farted in front of you”
  • He literally is laughing so hard right now
  • “What on earth are you saying MC, why would I break up with you because you farted, silly goose”
  • You pout and say, “I bet your hot costars don’t every fart”
  • He looks at you, “Babe, rehearsals are literally fart central” his face completely deadpanned. “That’s why it didn’t even occur to me that you did it. PLUS IT’S NATURAL”
  • He pulls you into his lap and kisses you cheek and trails kisses down your neck, “Don’t be nervous, I am happy you feel comfortable around me”
  • He flashes you a devilish grin, “Plus you’re so cute when you’re flustered and embarrassed”


  • Of course he’s not juvenile enough to mind something so common, but when he sees you red and embarrasses he shuts down?
  • So what does he do, whips out his handy dandy smartphone and quickly googles it and skims articles which say to make you feel comfortable
  • He turns to you arms wide, deeply inhaling,”Why MC that was a lovely smelling one, great job.” THIS MOTHERFUCKER
  • If you were a little embarrassed before, you are completely and utterly mortified right not, “WHAT THE FUCK JUMIN” 
  • You run into the bedroom and bury yourself in pillows “Not only did I fart in front of my boyfriend, BUT HE INHALED SAID FART AND CRITIQUED IT”
  • He’s hella confused now and texts his homeboi Driver Kim, explaining the situation. Driver Kim texts him back “I am sorry Jumin, this is my fault, I have failed you for not teaching you properly”
  • Cue Driver Kim, holding his head in his hands, silently sending prayers to MC and to God that MC doesn’t murder Cat Daddy.
  • He walks into the room, and sits on the edge of the bed, stiff but rubbing MC’s back. He feels really guilty and rambles and apology about how he doesn’t know how to emotion and that he loves her so much and every part of her-
  • MC feels guilty because he looks so sad and adorable. She hugs him and kisses his cheeks saying that she may have overreacted. 
  • “Jaehee, I am sorry I cannot come to work today- there is an urgent matter I must attend to at home”
  • They cuddle for hours YES CUDDLE YOU KINKY PERVS
  • He showers her in kisses, feeling at ease when she giggles
  • “MC I love you, seriously more than anything in the world.”
  • “I love you too Juju…………………but no more smelling my farts okay”
  • buuuuuuut whyyyy, ugh ok I guess


  • will
  • make
  • SO
  • much 
  • fun 
  • of 
  • you
  • Welcome to Hell
  • When he sees you’re getting all embarrassed
  • “Babe” 
  • “Hmm?”
  • “You think your fart was bad”
  • “WHAT”
  • “You’ve already dealt with my Silent but deadlies here and there, but get ready for my Loud and Prouds”
  • Seven what are yo-”
  • He then lets out the most VILE fart known to man kind. Like the smell is so putrid that you can feel your eyes water.
  • He’s literally dying of laughter right now and you’re dying of lack of clean air
  • LIKE??? 
  • He comes over and pouts, “Do you still love me MC” “IDK PROBABLY NOT”
  • “Well I will always love you, so you can fart in front of me all the time, be as gross as you want because no one can outgross the defender of justice 707″
  • Then you guys have a hot make out session

Yaaaaay I hope you guys liked it!!! Please reblog and show this post and me some loooooooveeeeeeeee. Shoot me a message if you wanna talk or send me a request :D Seriously I am still laughing at this entire prompt 

Request- And The Winner Is...

Request: Mark wins a people’s choice award or some kind of award like humanitarian youtuber and he invites y/n up onstage with him and announces that they’re his girlfriend.

This was one of my favorites to write. Sorry it took me so long to write, writers block is a bitch when all you want to do is write. It is such a cute concept and I really hope that I did it justice for you! I hope you all enjoy it and please send in more requests!

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Hello, I am loving this blog, May I ask for the boy’s reactions to being first time father’s if it’s alright

Yes yes yes! I was hoping for an ask like this! Thank you!

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • He is so amazed that you two could create something so beautiful.
  • Humans are such incredible creatures.
  • You’re created life! He’s so proud of you!
  • You two have begun a legacy. It is absolutely beautiful.
  • …Or at least, that’s what he thinks until he is up at three in the morning because it won’t stop crying.
  • Luckily, the man knows exactly what to do with a baby!
  • He takes wonderful care of the baby, and soon it is back to sleep.
  • He proudly admits that he did plenty of research while he was waiting for the baby to be born.
  • This baby is in safe hands.

Rantarou Amami

  • The nervous but prepared dad. 
  • There was a set due date, of course, and you distinctly remember waking up at 12:01 AM because Amami couldn’t wait a second longer to get you to the hospital! He was so excited!
  • He brings books for you, snacks for you, phone chargers, laptop charges, a laptop, and anything else you could possibly need to make your entire hospital experience more comfortable.
  • Luckily, the baby does in fact come out that day!
  • You tell him to wait outside.
  • He does not want to!
  • He holds your hand tightly, and you squeeze the hell out of his hand.
  • He wants to see the baby though!
  • So he walks over and-
  • Amami has now passed out.
  • Back at home, he is a clingy parent.
  • He loves the baby! 
  • So cute! So soft!
  • He is more than willing to let you relax while he does the work, he’s so proud of you, and he loves spending time with the baby! 
  • Constantly holding the baby.
  • He was not holding the baby five seconds ago! You only looked away for five seconds! When did he go get that baby?!
  • Amami go put that back!

Ouma Kokichi

  • He wants to teach it a SWEAR.
  • He wants to teach the baby how to say FUCK.
  • You tell him no. He is extremely disappointed.
  • But he still teaches the baby a whole lot!
  • He holds its little hands and makes it stand up for a little bit every day so it can be tall when it grows up…unlike some…
  • The baby learns everything fast because Ouma is constantly teaching it!
  • He loves the baby so much. 
  • He won’t hold it though.
  • What if he drops it?! What if it breaks?!
  • No, holding the baby is your job…
  • But he gets to play with it!
  • But you have to change diapers.
  • But he gets to play! With! The! Baby!!!
  • Yay!

Shuuichi Saihara

  • Even more scared to hold the baby than Ouma!
  • He will DEFINITELY drop it. He promises. No baby holding for Saihara.
  • But!
  • That does not stop you from holding the baby RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.
  • It grabs his nose and he just melts.
  • He will only hold it if you are there and he is sitting down.
  • Secretly tries to teach it lots of things to impress you.
  • You have to remind him that the baby is NOT allowed to watch crime shows! No crime shows for the baby!
  • He cannot name the baby Baskerville! No! Bad Saihara!
  • Eventually he falls asleep with the baby on his chest and that is absolutely adorable. You have to take the baby though. It needs to go to bed.
  • And he wakes up THE SECOND IT IS MOVED.
  • Just to be safe.

Kaito Momota

  • He will DANCE with this baby and PLAY with this baby all the time.
  • But he’s really proud of you for working so hard for the baby!
  • He has so many name ideas!
  • He laughs for a solid two hours at his own joke.
  • The joke??
  • Let’s name the baby Uranus.
  • *cue laugh track*
  • He hops right on the dad joke train. 
  • He needs to teach this baby how to walk, because the second he does, it can start training to be an astronaut.
  • And when it gets older?
  • He has the entire space-themed future of this child planned out.
  • Can he give her a space name??
  • Maybe.


  • How do you baby?????
  • He does a LOT of research.
  • It is DURING this research that he realizes that maybe you two can’t actually make a baby?
  • He can’t do that.
  • So…Adoption?
  • Yes!
  • And when you finally do adopt a baby…
  • He is so careful with the baby, he sometimes underestimates his strength sometimes!
  • He’s so careful, so gentle, and he will NOT touch the baby’s head.
  • That is much too risky!
  • He’s better doing the grunt work, like preparing the formula, changing the diapers, babyproofing the house, and lots and lots and LOTS of research!
  • He’s confident in his knowledge, but…
  • Not so much in his skills.
  • But you’ve never seen anybody calm a crying baby quite as fast. What a talent!
  • Despite all that research, he is CONSTANTLY asking you simple questions.

Gonta Gokuhara

  • He can 100% hold that entire baby in one hand. And he does.
  • He loves it so much!
  • He constantly reads to it, even if it doesn’t quite understand yet.
  • Your house is full of children’s books!
  • Bug stories! Yay!
  • He is also all too quick to get the baby used to carefully handling bugs.
  • Almost made a VERY BIG MISTAKE when he forgot about BABY GRIP, but his caterpillar was fine in the end.
  • Shoes??
  • Does the baby really need shoes?? No.
  • He’s such a loving dad, you find it adorable.

Ryouma Hoshi

  • He’s not that much bigger than the baby…
  • Don’t mention that to him though!
  • He’s super willing to hold the baby.
  • He’s not even high enough up off the ground that anything could happen if he dropped it…
  • Don’t mention that to him either.
  • He knows you must be REALLY tired, and you’ve worked REALLY hard, so how about you just lay down in bed and he’ll take care of you both??
  • Sounds like a plan to him.
  • The busy dad!
  • The stay-at-home dad!
  • The dad on the go!
  • The soccer dad!
  • The dad with the van!
  • This is him. He is the van dad, and goddammit he is going to take this child and all their friends to tennis practice as soon as he figures out how to get a van and how to reach the pedals.
  • On second thought…
  • Maybe not the van dad.
Not Without You (Owen Grady X Reader)

Fandom: Jurassic World
Pairing: Owen Grady X Reader
Word Count: 2,279 
Warning: Some sexual themes + language!!

You heard Owen’s motorcycle roaring onto the gravelly road, jumping out of your seat and rushing outside. You had gotten a call from one of his superiors telling you that he had almost died, and you were kind of furious at him.

“You asshole!” You huffed, repeatedly smacking his arm. “What were you thinking? What would I do if you died?”

“Hey, hey, take it easy, tiger.” Owen murmured, gently grabbing your fist and pressing a kiss to each of your knuckles. “I’m not dead. It’s okay.”

You growled. “Not yet.”

“You’re not going to kill me. Who would you find to provide for you if I was gone?”

“I can provide for myself, thank you very much.”

“Not for another five months, you can’t.”

You looked down at your slightly swollen stomach and scowled. “You’re the one that put this inside of me! If it wasn’t for you, I would still be working with the triceratopses.” You frowned. “Man, I miss my babies.”

Owen quirked an eyebrow at you. “Are you seriously trying to tell me that you didn’t want that just as badly as I did? If I recall correctly, you were the one asking for it,” He switched into a terrible imitation of your voice. “Harder! Oh, Owen, harder!”.

“Owen!” You shrieked, scandalized. “There are tiny ears in your presence!” You pressed your hands to your stomach, trying to block your unborn baby’s ears.

He grinned at you before shaking his head. “Now I need you to come on, a boat’s gonna be here soon and I need you to be on it when it leaves.”

You narrowed your eyes at him. “Do you honestly expect me to just leave while there is a giant, psychotic dinosaur on the loose?”

“Pretty much.”

You shook your head. “Nope, not gonna happen. I’m not leaving until you can leave with me.” You glanced at the gun slung over his shoulder. “And I have a feeling that that’s not going to be for a while.”

He looked at you, pretty obviously exasperated. “__y/n__, now is not the time for you to be noble! You’re carrying a baby, my baby, and if anything happens to you or that baby, I’d never forgive myself. Please just get on the boat.”

“I can’t do that.” Owen opened his mouth to say something, but you cut him off. “I can help, and you know it.”

He growled before stomping into the bungalow, returning a few moments later with a large knife, a pistol, and a holster for each.

“If you’re going to help, you need some weapons, Miss Stubborn.” Owen said, and before you could take them, he had kneeled down in front of you and was strapping a holster to each of your thighs. He carefully put the knife in a holster and snapped it shut, then proceeded to do the same with the gun.

“It’s pronounced Mrs. Grady.” You said, rubbing your chin thoughtfully. “I mean, I married you and you’re like five times more stubborn than me.”

Owen rolled his eyes and gently ran a hand along your tummy, pressing a kiss to the small curve before getting to his feet. “You are to stay with me at all times, understand?” Owen said, slipping into his “alpha” voice without even realizing it.

“Yes, sir.” You teased, and Owen sighed, hooking a hand under your chin and pulling you towards him, locking his striking green eyes with your __e/c__ ones.

“__y/n__, c’mon, this is serious.” Owen said firmly. “You need to be focused.”

You frowned. “I am! I just…I have to use humor to get through things, you know this.”

“Trust me, I do. Before we started dating, you spoke to me for a week in nothing but puns because you thought I had a thing for Claire.”

“Well, I mean, you did have a thing for Claire.” You pointed out, shrugging uncomfortably.

“I thought she was cute, sure, but I never wanted anything long-term with her. She is still way too serious for me.” He smiled at you, softly running his thumb along your cheekbone. “It was actually the pun speaking that made me realize that you were kind of perfect for me.”

“Really?” You asked in surprise. “You’ve never mentioned that before. I’ve been embarrassed about that week for years.”

“Even though that was the week we started dating?” Owen said, pretending to be offended.

“I was never embarrassed about that part, just the lead up to that. Some of my puns were so bad.”

Owen snorted. “Some?”

You lightly smacked his arm. “Hey! Some of them were pretty good!”

“Name one good pun.” Owen challenged, eyebrow raised curiously.

“…That was like four years ago! I don’t remember any of them!”

“That’s what I thought.” He said, kissing away the frown that made its way onto your face. “Hey, I’m just teasing. You know that, right?”

“Yeah, yeah.” You said, waving him off and acting like you were annoyed so that he would kiss you again. “I love you.” You murmured against his lips as you broke the kiss, before grabbing his hand and leading him over to his motorcycle. “Now c’mon, we have a dinosaur to stop!”

He shook his head, smiling fondly at you. “You are still not taking this seriously enough.”

“Says the guy who proposed to me with a ring he got out of a fifty cent machine.”

“You said you didn’t care about the price!” Owen argued, frowning as you climbed onto the motorcycle behind him and wrapped your arms around his waist.

You pressed a kiss to the side of his neck as he started driving. “You know I don’t, I just don’t have anything else I can tease you about. You’re unfairly good-looking, extremely smart, super protective, awesome and dorky as hell, and you are really, really good in bed.”

Owen relaxed slightly, and you could practically hear the smile on his face as he spoke. “You really know how to flatter a guy, don’t ya?”

“I’ve had four years figuring out what you like to hear, so yeah, I’m kind of an expert on flattering you.” You squeezed his waist lightly in a hug as you travelled closer to the sound of human screams, dinosaur’s stomping footsteps, and staticky warnings from the park’s loudspeakers. “You know I only said that to get you to think of something other than the dinosaurs, right?” You murmured, because you actually did love your ring and you would never hold something like that against him.

“Of course,” He said, moving a hand from the handles to give your hand a gentle squeeze. “Thanks for doing it. I’m only worrying like ninety percent now.”

“Stop worrying. Everything’s gonna be fine, okay?” You knew that was a lie, you couldn’t guarantee that everything would be okay, but your mother taught you to believe in the power of positive thinking, and damn it, you were going to try.

“I still think you should get on the boat.” Owen grumbled.

“Owen, I love you and I completely respect your opinion, but there is no way in hell that I am leaving your side.”

“I know.” Owen said, sounding oddly proud of you. “And even though I’m still annoyed, it’s kind of making me love you even more.” He parked the bike and climbed off, extracting his gun from his back and holding it on his shoulder.

You followed, pulling your gun from its holster and turning the safety off. “You ready to kick some dinosaur ass?”

Your husband cocked his gun. “Hell yeah.”


“Oh no, no, no, no.” You cried out, dropping to your knees and running a hand along Cera’s snout. “I’m so sorry, honey.” You stroked the triceratops as she groaned in pain, tears pricking the corners of your eyes. “It’s okay, I got you.” You said soothingly, Owen watching you with a frown.

The tears you had been holding back finally slipped out of your eyes as Cera whined once more before dropping her head to the ground and falling still.

You pressed a kiss to her cheekbone before hastily wiping your eyes and standing up. You bit back more tears as you glanced around at your other prehistoric babies. Every single one was covered in long, gaping slash marks, and if they weren’t already dead, they would be soon.

You turned to Owen, a fire in your eyes that he had never seen before. “Nobody touches my three-horns. Let’s go kill that son of a bitch.”

(Owen should definitely not have been as turned on as he was by the authoritative tone in your voice).


You smiled to yourself when you saw Claire’s nephews being reunited with their parents, before frowning. After Claire had hugged her sister, she had turned to Owen.

Claire was now hugging onto Owen a little too tightly, and you were really trying to not be jealous (Owen had saved her life a couple of times so you couldn’t blame her), but it was hard. Claire was gorgeous, and contrary to what Owen said, you knew that he had liked her when he went out with her.

Owen’s eyes met yours, and he smiled at you reassuringly, the smile that he reserved for you and that said “You’re the center of my universe and you’d better not forget it”. You relaxed immediately and the frown dropped off of your face, a soft smile replacing it.

A couple seconds later, Owen got out of the hug and made his way over to you, grinning brightly. “We did it.”

“We did.” You agreed, squeaking in surprise when Owen wrapped his arms around you and spun you in a circle.

“I love you so much.” Owen whispered as he set you back down, and then his lips found yours and you found yourself unable to respond. The kiss revealed Owen’s fear and his anger and his joy and his relief about everything that had just happened, and you kissed him with everything you had, trying to get him to think only about the good things instead of the bad ones. The kiss went on for an eternity, and nothing but Owen mattered to you.

“I love you too.” You breathed out when he finally pulled away, your words coming out airy and light.

“Are you ready to get off this island?” He asked curiously, tilting his head to the side like the puppy he was.

“Only if you’re ready to help me build a new bungalow.” You said teasingly.

“Oh no, you are not going to do any physical labor. We just spent the last day running from dinosaurs, and I am exhausted. We are going to go rent a hotel room and we are going to sleep and cuddle and watch F-R-I-E-N-D-S and order room service and just try to forget about everything that happened today.”

You grinned, leaning your forehead against his before pecking his lips. “That sounds almost perfect.”

He quirked an eyebrow at you, a silent question.

“I’ll show you when we get to the hotel, it’s not something that’s entirely appropriate to talk about in front of children.” You said with a wink, and Owen didn’t pry, just tossed you over his shoulder and made his way over to the boats. “This view is fantastic.” You murmured, eyes locked on his ass.

He turned his head to the side and smirked. “My view is pretty good too.”


“Agh!” You groaned, your hand clenched tight around Owen’s.

“Just a couple more pushes, Mrs. Grady.” Your doctor said, peering between your legs.

“I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.” You said, glaring at Owen as another wave of contractions washed over you.

“I love you,” Owen responded easily. “Baby, you’re doing so good. She’s almost out.”

After a few more contractions and a few more hard pushes, you grunted and the sound of crying filled the air.

“One down, one to go, Mrs. Grady.”

“What?” You asked, looking up at Owen in confusion. He looked just as confused as you, raising an eyebrow at the doctor.

“You’re having twins.” The doctor explained, and you shared a look with Owen. Apparently your last doctor forgot to mention that.

“Ahhhh!” You whined, squeezing Owen’s hand impossibly tighter as your body was wracked with even more contractions.

The second baby didn’t take as long to come out, and you collapsed against your pillow as a nurse swaddled your son in a blue blanket.

Owen had tears slipping from his eyes as he cuddled your daughter, and he gave you a watery smile as a nurse handed you your son.

“You did it.” He murmured, pressing a kiss to each of your fingers on the hand that was still holding tight to his.

You shook your head, tears falling down your cheeks now too. “Couldn’t have done it without you.”

Owen chuckled, leaning down and kissing your forehead before handing you your daughter.

Your babies gurgled at you and you smiled, fingers gently tickling their little sides. They both giggled, making a laugh bubble out of your throat as well.

“What do you think we should name them?” Owen asked, one hand still threaded with yours and another rubbing your daughter’s cheek.

“I was thinking Cera for our daughter and Charlie for our son.” You said, looking at him sheepishly. “But if you have something else you want, we can-“ Owen didn’t let you finish, crouching down and capturing your lips in a sweet kiss.

“Those are perfect.” Owen breathed out, his eyes glossy.

You grinned, looking at your family happily. Everything had turned out okay after all.

End.  <3

anonymous asked:

RFA + V and Saeran reacting to MC being completely bilingual but always forgetting words or sentences in both language (For example she's talking and then suddenly stops because she forgot the word in Korean but remembers what it is in the other language) This happened wayyyy too many times :') anyways I really love all your headcannons, and thank you!!!

So what I did instead of them just stopping, I also included them trying to speak but their other language came out and then they can’t remember the translation for it after the fact.


  • The two of you are having a nice conversation until you just stopped and looked so confused
  • Immediately he thinks he’s done something wrong until you start pantomiming
  • You also start saying a word he is positive is not Korean
  • “We should go for….helado”
  • You act as though you’re eating out of a bowl and then that you’re licking something
  • This poor child is so confused
  • “Cereal? In the afternoon?”
  • “No!”
  • The two of you are stood on the sidewalk and everyone who passes is staring because what is happening with those two?
  • “Ice cream?”
  • You actually scream out a “YES!”
  • He gives you a weak smile because he’s happy he figured it out but he’s still so confused.
  • You both get ice cream though and you feel so fulfilled 


  • It was really random, you had just woken up so you weren’t thinking straight and you ended up telling him good morning and that you loved him all in Portuguese.
  • That wasn’t the bad part. As soon as he’d asked you what you said, because you’ve done this before, your entire mind went blank.
  • You actually began explaining yourself in English because you knew that he knew some English words because he’d worked with a few English actors.
  • He only understood the word ‘love’ which made him smile brightly but he still knew nothing else that you’d said
  • He began throwing things out and he had just woken too so he wasn’t being very smart so he wasn’t guessing, ‘good morning’ because who forgets the words good morning?
  • He doesn’t want to pester you about it so you continue about your day
  • He doesn’t stop thinking about it though
  • He tries repeating the words to himself and can’t manage to get the words off his tongue properly so google translate keeps telling him that he’s not saying anything according to any languages registered in its data bases.
  • He jumped out of his skin when you yelled that because it was relatively quiet and you just screamed
  • He kind of coughs before saying I love you too.


  • She knows plenty of languages, really she does, but who speaks Icelandic?
  • Obviously people from Iceland Jaehee wtf
  • You liked teasing her by speaking in Icelandic around her so at first she thought you were teasing her again when you had dropped into Icelandic in the middle of your sentence.
  • “Haha MC very funny.”
  • She then sees the total distress etched on your face
  • “MC what’s wrong?!”
  • She’s stood there listening to you quickly string together half Korean half Icelandic sentences because you can’t remember half of what you’re trying to say.
  • She starts rushing her words too and is slipping in and out of English and you can’t understand her now
  • Everything is a mess
  • You guys never figure out what you were trying to say
  • It bothers you both but you both forget exactly what you had said in your other languages
  • She immediately starts taking Icelandic classes


  • Just like Jaehee kid knows a lot of languages
  • You start talking to him and almost immediately you forget every word you know in Korean.
  • You just continue in German and this brilliant dude switches to German too
  • You aren’t even surprised, he goes everywhere for C&R and it’s unprofessional to have to bring a translator with him.
  • Everyone is so surprised by this
  • You do the same with him if he ever falls out of Korean, half the time neither of you notice.


  • You’re laying down with him in bed, one of those rare moments for you because he never seems to come to bed while you’re still awake.
  • As the two of you talk you’re slowly becoming quieter and quieter as you get sleepier and sleepier.
  • He doesn’t seem to get tired though, he keeps talking and you’re going to feel bad if you don’t stay up with him.
  • All of a sudden you’re speaking and you have no idea why he’s gone so quiet
  • You look over to him to see a very confused expression plastered on his face.
  • “MC, what are you saying?”
  • You repeat everything you just said and he still looks confused
  • “What language are you even speaking?”
  • You immediately realize that you’d been speaking Turkish, the problem was you couldn’t remember Korean.
  • You actually couldn’t remember how to speak it, you could understand every word that Seven said but you couldn’t get a single word out
  • He’s laughing for a lot of this
  • You look so concerned as you wake right up and begin exclaiming things in Turkish
  • From this day forward he calls you Turkey and basically never lets you live this down.


  • The two of you were out on your super date (If you want to know about this there’s a post at the bottom of our page with dates.)
  • You’re driving home and you’re telling him how amazing it was today and how beautiful everything was and how much you love him
  • It’s not until you’re almost done that you’re forgetting words and stumbling through your sentences before giving up and plugging in the French word because you think by doing that you’ll remember the Korean word.
  • You are actually surprised when he kisses your hand and whispers “j’taime”
  • “You speak French?”
  • “Oui.”
  • He thinks it’s really cute so he never stops you
  • He began learning French the first time it happened
  • Becomes so much more cuddly when this happens because it sounds so calming to him and he loves it


  • The reason you started dating Saeran in the first place was because Seven, one of your closest friends had worked to get you together.
  • Because you were such close friends with Seven though forced you to learn Arabic to get into his home.
  • You’re talking to Saeran when you just can’t remember the word ‘lucky’ You begin raking your brain trying to find the word and all you can think is in Arabic.
  • He’s getting flustered because he has no idea what you’re trying to get across.
  • The leprechaun thing!”
  • “Gold?”
  • You two keep going back and forth and he gets more and more flustered as you do as well
  • After a certain point you both concede defeat and call Seven
  • What’s hazziz?”
  • “Lucky?”
  • YES!”
  • Saeran decided to learn Arabic.
  • Saeran could not manage to learn Arabic.
  • You aren’t allowed to speak Arabic anymore

I have only ever truly taken a Spanish class. My Arabic and French come from two of my friends one of which is Arabic and the other took French for four years but I might have messed up my translations and I apologize for that.

~Admin Peony

Pumpkin Carving HC: reader x Peter Maximoff

Warnings: food mention, mention of carving but that is the only word I use for it not the tool’s names :), sleeping together (not sexually), mild cursing, halloweeeeeeeen

A/N: Send me some more fall requests if you want! They’re always open :) Thanks for being patient with me and my struggles. Love you all and you all deserve a Peter Maximoff in your lives <3

Originally posted by halloween31oct

Originally posted by loveviral

(not my gifs)

Pumpkin carving with your boyfriend, Peter Maximoff, would include:

  • Going to the pumpkin patch together
  • You’d be in charge off pushing the wheelbarrow because he’d be too busy running around excitedly as if he were a child again
  • “bABE! PUSH MEEEE!” and then all of a sudden he’d speed into the wheelbarrow
  • Huffing and proceeding to push him through the field
  • “You’re lucky I have super strength!”
  • “I am, babe!” and he’d turn his head to the side and kiss the hand that was near his head
  • Blushing at his cuteness
  • “Okay we have to choose the most badass pumpkins here!” and he’d start zipping around to find it
  • “How can a pumpkin be badass?”
  • He had found a grey pumpkin
  • “That’s not the most traditional of pumpkins though, don’t you think?”
  • You’d sigh and smile while he zoomed over and placed it in the wheelbarrow before you saw him become a blur again
  • He’d come back less than a second later with another grey pumpkin
  • “This one is for you!”
  • Your eyes would go wide because the shape makes it look just like Cinderella’s pumpkin
  • He’d notice your being speechless and smirk
  • “A badass pumpkin for my princess/prince” he’d say right before he kissed your cheek
  • After this, you paid for the pumpkins, since you knew if you had left that up to Peter, you would have ended up ‘borrowing’ them like how he ‘borrows’ his twinkies
  • As you know he unapologetically uses his mutation in front of normal humans (as he should! Mutant and proud!!!) so once you paid he grabbed both pumpkins and zoomed off to the mansion to drop them off before coming back to get you; he was your ride afterall
  • Later that night you were about to begin carving them, but you were both tired from the long day… that and you had made the mistake of laying down after you got back to his room so now you were both too lazy to get up
  • The rest of the night you cuddled and then eventually fell asleep, promising each other that tomorrow your goal would be to carve the pumpkins
  • You woke up first and smirked before leaping onto your sleeping boyfriend, this frightening him out of his slumber
  • He’d be confused then see that it was only your antics before wrapping his arms around you and turning over so he trapped you underneath him
  • “Peter let me go!” you’d say through laughter
  • “Noooo I want to stay in bed allllll dayyyyyy longggggg”
  • “Peter this is why we didn’t get anything done last night, come onnnn let’s get up and get breakfast so we can start carving our pumpkins!”
  • Upon hearing this you could see his face brighten as he remembered what you guys had planned for today
  • He leaped out of bed and was gone in a flash only to return as if he never left, but this time with plates full of breakfast food from the cafeteria
  • After you ate, you began to carve your pumpkins, sat on the floor surrounded by newspapers as to contain the mess
  • “Peter don’t throw the seeds at me! We need to save them so we can bake them later!”
  • “Slow down you’ll ruin the fun if you do it all fast! It’s about the experience, not the end product”
  • “All these demands are really turning me on, babe”
  • “Just carve your pumpkin, you dork.”
  • You would make a traditional smiling jack-o-lantern and proudly display your creation to Peter just as he turned his around to show you his creation
  • You’d burst out laughing at the sight of his pumpkin
  • He had carved a smirking face into it, with an eyebrow ring, lip ring, and nose ring adorning its features
  • He even added small lines on the sides to represent tattoos that barely broke the skin of the pumpkin so they looked the part
  • “You were right, Maximoff. There are such things as badass pumpkins.”

Thank you for the request: @trafalgarlau

anonymous asked:

I love your blog and your theme you are such a great writer A+ *heart eyes emoji* I was uh wondering if you could do an RFA + V reaction to MC coming out as being a lesbian? It's getting close to the holidays which is really hard for me sometimes because my family isn't very supportive of me and who I am and I just need some hugs T_T

Originally posted by ryuzaki-lester

Put this to the top of the queue because I also have this every year and it sucks ://


  • Well this is Zen we’re talking about.
  • There’s going to be a moment of ‘wait wat but look how pretty I am’
  • But he gets over it in like ten seconds and feels bad for all those times he basically thirsted down the phone at you or was like ‘what kind of guys do you like you naughty girl’
  • He’d give you a massive hug and thank you for telling him because he knows how sometimes the hardest thing is just to be yourself.
  • He’d become your guardian protector come wing man come big brother and would be a massive pillar of support in the whole process.
  • He’d go with you for moral support when you go to tell everyone else
  • Will fight anyone who trash talks you or gives you any other kind of nonsense
  • He still sends you his selfies though.
  • “Look at this face and feel motivated, MC! It’s going to be fine. And if it’s not…” -New selfie- “Here’s the face of your white knight!”


  • He’d assume you came because someone was spreading rumours, like people are always doing to him.
  • He’d have called for Jaehee to go and summon the legal team before realising that
  • Oh
  • You actually just wanted to reveal something very personal about yourself because you considered him a dear friend
  • And honestly, I think that that would be more of a shock to him than the fact that you were coming out to him.
  • He’d go very quiet because it would touch him so very deeply and then he’d end up just saying ‘I see…’ over and over. Depending on how well MC actually knows him, this probably comes across as much less supportive than it actually is. If Zen is there, it DEFINITELY starts an argument.
  • In the end though, he’d get up from his desk, place a hand on MC’s shoulder and tell them he’s proud of them.


  • Yoosung is probably lowkey hurt you didn’t tell him sooner tbh
  • He’s also the one with the most questions, like if there’s a girl you like. When did you first realise etc
  • If you so much as imply that you’ve had a bad experience, he’ll get really upset on your behalf and hug you tightly like ‘HOW COULD THEY BE SO MEAN TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU’
  • He takes this as the opportunity to tell you about every single cute girl he knows, from the girl with the beanie hat in his coffee making class to the girl who sits two rows ahead of him in class.
  • He really wants to be the person who introduces you to your significant other.
  • He is basically just a gross romantic and I don’t think it matters if you’re into men, women or anything in between, he’d be rooting for you and trying his best to find you somebody
  • He doesn’t really understand women though and has never had a relationship, so his advice sometimes sounds like the really trashy think pieces in Cosmo.
  • He’ll fight anyone that looks at you weirdly and cook dinner afterwards like nothing happened.


  • Seven’s into guys and girls, so he’d probably just burst out laughing
  • “You looked so serious, MC…I thought you were going to tell me something bad!”
  • And then he’d be back to sipping his phd. Pepper, hacking or whatever it was he was doing before
  • Unless you’re upset, of course
  • Then he’d tell you that if we were all the same, life would be boring, all while squeezing you pretty damn hard.
  • He’d also reference a gay bar Tom told him about and insist on having an RFA outing there.


  • V probably has a lot of friends who are quite openly LGBTQ and it doesn’t ever really occur to him that it’s something people might disapprove of, so when MC shows up looking very nervous (accompanied by Zen, possibly idk you decide) and talks about it and how they were kind of worried about telling him, he’s kind of like
  • Oh
  • Oh have I offended them in some way?
  • I must have done
  • Uhhhh
  • And V is super timid and sweet so he basically just takes MC by the shoulders and apologises profusely
  • MC’s like ?????
  • If he’s there, Zen’s like ‘dude, what’
  • Once he realises he’s done nothing wrong, V’s only too happy to dish out hugs and tell you how happy he is that you told him.


  • Jaehee knows more about gay bars than even Seven. She did a bunch of research for a project after Chief Han passed it onto their department, so she can recite most of the drinks menus by heart.
  • She actually chooses them over regular bars, since they are usually cleaner, with a better atmosphere.
  • She’s also pretty much the Mom Friend, so her reaction would probably be one of calm understanding
  • She’ll make tea and cake and just generally give you time to vent. She’ll also ask if you’ve had a hard time up until this point.
  • If you have, then she’ll listen to your experiences without interrupting
  • She’ll make a point to ask if any of the guys have been hassling you and who of the group knows thus far, mostly because she wants to gauge how they have reacted and plot to tell them off in private if they were insensitive.
  • She’ll give MC a big hug and explain that she understands how easy it is for life to get complicated, but it’s important we don’t lose track of who we are.
  • Tbh I’m 900% sure that MC being more open about their sexuality would leave her questioning her own.


  • Saeran’s reaction is pretty much non existent.
  • “Saeran, I’m a lesbian.”
  • “Oh, okay.”
  • A while later, he realises you expect more of a response from him.
  • “Is that something out of the ordinary?”
  • “People usually aren’t as okay with it.”
  • “Why?”
  • And you’ll go into all of the horrible stigmas and reactions from the past and he’ll listen and eventually nod.
  • “People are shitbags.”
  • And that’s the last he says on the topic, but I’m assuming if you’re friendly enough with him to have gotten this far, you’re able to fill in the blanks.
  • “People are shitbags, but you’re not. You’re my friend and you’re perfect.”