[gifs: jgl]

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I love her smile.
I hate her crooked teeth.
I love her hair.
I hate her 1960s haircut.
I love her knees.
I hate her knobby knees.
I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck.  
I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck.
I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks.
I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks.
I love the sound of her laugh.
I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.