I love her smile. I hate her crooked teeth. I love her hair. I hate her 1960s haircut. I love her knees. I hate her knobby knees. I love this
heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I love the way she sometimes
licks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I love the sound of her laugh. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.