- making a (text)post ~ no reaction
- asking for help ~ no reaction
- doing the ask-box-thing ~ no reaction
- posting a selfie ~ no reaction
- writing nice messages ~ no reaction
- reblogging sth with 1 million notes ~ reblog, reblog, reblog
Stiles is so close to getting somewhere with Derek. He can feel it.
They have inside jokes. They eat lunch together every day in the cafeteria. Stiles has found out that Derek can play like fifteen different instruments and likes to fiddle around with composing music in his spare time, and Derek knows all about Stiles’ fascination with folklore, unexplained phenomena, and The X-Files. Stiles overhears Derek telling Boyd that Stiles is a “brilliant researcher.”
Derek has seen Stiles having a panic attack in the men’s restroom and talked him through it, and he went with Stiles as his (sadly platonic) plus-one to his dad’s wedding.
There’s even a drunk almost-kiss at their boss Lydia Martin’s engagement party, Stiles making an idiot of himself but Derek smiling fondly anyway, and then—nothing.
“Hey, where’s Derek?” Stiles asks Greenberg when he comes in Monday morning. Derek is one of those annoyingly productive morning people and always beats Stiles to the office. Today his desk is empty. Like, weirdly empty. Stiles would almost venture to call it bare, except that makes no sense. “He’s not sick, is he? Or hungover?”
Although, as far as Stiles knows, Derek doesn’t drink.
“He quit,” Greenberg says, not looking up from the magazine he’s reading, as if this is totally normal.
There’s a strange ringing in Stiles’ ears. “Like, for the day?”
Greenberg doesn’t look up. “Like, for forever.”
It really is that sudden. One day he’s plugging away in the cubicle next to Stiles’, and the next, Stiles finds out from fucking Facebook that Derek Hale is overnight famous.
au where lance is a famous youtuber and blogger and keith is a minor one but a big fan of lance (and also has a even bigger crush on him) and decides to send him this message – minus the i love you – but not anonymously ofc and then keith regrets his whole life bc of a simple misspell
lance mentions that on his next video and keith decides to answer by saying “he can be silly sometimes, no offense, but i’d never send him a hate message” (really keith stop trying to pretend you’re not a fan of his goofiness)
lance takes full offense on that and they start going back and forth on their bantering both on youtuber and tumblr with silly little interactions like lance reblogging a picture of an alien holding a knife angrily and tagging it as #keith (he may or may not have done his research on what are keith’s interest. for no reason at all, not interested, nope.) and and keith doing a live outside and “oops, sorry lance” when almost stepping on poop and etc
but people would begin to catch on how keith’s voice softens whenever lance is mentioned and how lance’s eyes softens whenever keith is mentioned
keith, being a fan and all, knows for a fact that he and lance live in the same city, so he gathers courage and asks lance out. not entirely, what he does is tell lance they should do a video together someday, so he says they should meet up to talk about it and maybe eat something, which of course lance answers is “talking? eating? are you asking me out on a date?”
keith doesn’t answer right away because well shit he is asking him out on a date, subtly, but surely and he doesn’t know what to answer. lance, seeing his message visualized but not answered thinks he went too far and immediately says that jk but yeah let’s meet up
and so they do, and on that day lance takes a picture of them – keith looking slightly amused and looking at lance with quirked eyebrows, lance looking to the camera, bright smile and leaning into keith – and posts on Instagram with a single hashtag, #klance
and their video together? gayer than ever; lance is telling one of his crazy childhood stories and keith is just staring at him with a lazy smile and soft eyes, not even realising it but, of course, everyone else realized it, so the fans made lots of edits and shitposts like “i want someone to look at me the way keith looks at lance” and while keith is mortified for being called out like that, lance is sitting at home, slight blush on his face, “oh”
and it’d be so soft, everyone who have eyes would notice the growing affection between them just from their videos and pictures together, how closer they’d get each video and how more comfortable keith would be with lance so close to him in every picture, and the fans would make metas and analysis of that. they’d read everything, of course, but never together. they’d read it in their homes and never mention it to the other, too embarassed (but that wouldn’t stop them from reading a klance fanfic together, one that keith had to close because nope, no, absolutely not, i can’t do this anymore lance, blushing furiously and angrily
lance doesn’t have a moment when he realizes he likes keith, like it came out of nowhere, he knows they’ve passed the friend line long ago, it just happens naturally; they’re sitting on keith’s couch after a session of recording two videos, (one for lance’s channel, other for keith’s) and lance looks at him, his eyes are closed, he’s blissing out. lance sighs with a smile, “i really like you, y'know”, keith opens one of his eyes to look at lance, a knowing smile on his face, “yeah, me too” as they entrelace their fingers and keith cuddles up to lance, sighing happily. “now i know what that girl from starstruck: my boyfriend is a superstar feels” keith says, making lance almost die laughing
after some time together, they’d decide to move in together and make a channel together and being absolutely most diabetic and amazing couple ever, making videos singing love songs while drunk such as always by bon jovi or all about us by he is we – dancing too – and keith everyday thanks for misspelling that ask on tumblr
An AU where Magnjs is a famous beauty blogger on YouTube. Alec sometimes makes appearances in his videos, and Magnus's fans love it when he's there.
oooo nice ok lets do this
magnus is a pro at social media
he does the full works, twitter, instagram, snapchat, whatever’s going, and he’s amazing at interacting with his fans and making them feel loved and special
but it all started a few years ago with youtube, when magnus got absolutely sick and tired of people being all ‘men don’t wear makeup!!!!’ and his first video was basically a fuck you on how to do the manliest manly eyeliner and smoky eye ever
only surprise it was actually a really good tutorial underneath the salt and bitterness
so he kind of kept going??? themed looks for halloween and festive and seasonal things and going out looks and advice for what products to use when and stuff
actually the advice part and helping people is his favourite part
but anyway in the space of a few years magnus goes from a broke, hard working student to a professional youtuber
which his poor single mother still doesn’t understand, is that even a real career magnus?
anyway enter stage left the lightwoods
i’m on a music jam so surprise!!! they’re musicians in a band
jace plays keys, izzy sings and alec plays bass
they really needed a guitarist and a drummer which is where simon and maia came in
alec is sick of his bandmates hooking up
but that’s not part of this story so!!!!!!!!!
izzy and jace are the real front-people of the band, and their label has this great idea to get them more exposure on social media
they put a deal through magnus + his team (cat, ragnor & raphael) of doing a series of collab videos
magnus does a few makeovers and tutorials and things for the band
whilst the band teaches magnus some instruments and little chill bts things like that
magnus also styles their new music video for their latest song, so it’s all good!!!
now, magnus doesn’t really know the band that well but when he gets their pictures hooo boy can he not wait to makeover tall dark and handsome
that collab video is as gold as you would expect
alec not that comfortable with makeup in general but he’s used to stage makeup by now so he doesn’t look like a pale ass ghost at a gig
magnus just jams it up a little without going too overboard, nothing alec’s uncomfortable with
(later he’ll admit he actually really appreciates eyeliner….. much, much later)
and then when magnus arrives for music lessons, he seems to take a very sudden and passionate interest in bass guitar
once the video series is done, magnus is devastated at the thought of not seeing this gorgeous creature again
but izzy kinda sets them up on a date and surprise!!!! they end up dating for real
alec’s basically allergic to pr and would have absolutely no hopes of a career if it wasn’t for izzy and jace, so he barely even maintains an account
but magnus starts posting all these cheesy couples photos and the internet explodes
alec writes magnus songs and he posts them online as previews
magnus does one of those ‘my boyfriend does my makeup’ vids, only it’s adorable because alec actually takes an interest in what magnus does, so he does pretty well at getting all the right things on in the right order even if his eyeliner is a little… shaky
honestly can you imagine none of us would survive
anyway yeah they combust the internet with the cute, the end
Aileen Wuornos confessed to killing six men in northern and central Florida between December 1989 and September 1990. Wuornos claimed the men had picked her up while she was working as a prostitute, but that each had tried to sexually assault her. Wuornos said that she’d shot the men in self defense. The media frenzy surrounding Wuornos’ case earned her the popular title of “America’s first female serial killer.” Just before her lethal injection on Oct. 9, 2002, Wuornos referenced the movie Independence Day in her final, creepy last words:
“I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all. I’ll be back.”
My true crime brain couldn’t help but think of this famous female serial killer when I saw what the storm that is hitting the UK is called.
This got me thinking so I decided to share her last words before lethal injection in 2002.