M21: I won’t agree on any of this until you tell me what’s going on… D!R: You stand your ground. M21: You. I don’t like your aura. Stay away from Frankenstein. !F: Don’t antagonize him! (He’s not someone you can say ‘no’ to and live, I need to protect you!) D!R: Oh? You can feel my aura? Interesting. I do not sense anything special in you… But, what is this? I know it from somewhere… M21: What are you doing..? !F: Master! Don’t… don’t hurt him, please. I’ll tell you whatever you want, just- D!R:Begging, Frankenstein? Incredible. (One being is so important that you cast out your pride readily… Blood bond? No… Why, then? What ties you? I do not understand. But I…)
Hi! Just wanted to tell you how much I love all your work. I've really been obsessed lately. Seven Seconds in Heaven and Til Death Do Us Part made me sob. 😂 Anyway, I hope you have a good day & please continue to write more!
*slow claps* I don’t know why I’m so happy but it seems like a lot of my readers are angst lovers. Good. I’ll keep a note of that. (muhahaha). But yes, thank you for your support.
Attractions of Yesterworld, Where do I even begin with Snow White’s Adventures/Scary Adventures. Well I guess lets start at the beginning shall we? The year is 1971 and the Magic Kingdom has freshly just opened, plus with an attraction based off of Snow White in the Fantasyland area how sweet. The entrance looks comforting and inviting and we hear Snow White’s beautiful singing all along the entrance, must be a fun ride for the kiddie’s. Wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong god so wrong.
For many of us Snow White’s Adventure’s (As it used to be named) was the first time many of us as children experienced real fear. Some parents unknowingly took their child upon this journey. While other parents (My father) knew very well what lied ahead and wanted to pass the tradition down of being scared out of your wits by a witch while you were still a child to his sons. Thanks dad. In case you all didn’t know this attraction had about 2 incarnations, the original one which ran from about 1971-1994, to the final one which ran from 1994-2012. While many on here experienced the later version (I experienced both but only remember the later version) it’s important to note that the first version of this ride was far more fearsome.
There was no happy ending, there was no snow white, and every sharp corner you took sure enough there was an old hag waiting to make sure you knew the meaning of fear. For those curious of the original ride layout look above as its the first picture in this post. The difference’s between the old version and the new one were numerous. For example many noted that for an attraction based on “Snow White” she was nowhere to be found. This was intentional as the Imagineers wanted the ride to be from the perspective of Snow White, meaning the rider was in fact snow herself.
But many didn’t get this and complained and yearned to see her in the attraction. Another notable difference was the lack of a happy ending, instead this ride ended with something a bit more gruesome, the Witch killing you by pushing a Diamond to fall over your head. As if that wasn’t enough all the affects in the ride were way more intense. For example the forest scene featured trees much like the one pictured above, that would fall towards the ride vehicle’s. Fall. Towards the ride vehicle. Just take that in. Also consider how close you are to the physical sets in this ride due to the proximity and boom fear factor status. None of the happy tunes of the film were found anywhere on this attraction either, instead you heard shrieks of ghouls, and the far off distance cackle of the Evil Queen.
Even after the Dark Forest when you think you are safe by seeing the first sight of something happy the Dwarfs cottage, you are all too soon let down. Inside you see nothing but emptiness and creepy furniture pieces which seem to glare at you in fear. As you escaped that you would see vultures glaring at you as you headed for your untimely end. Side note those vultures were salvaged and shall be used in the new Mine Train ride to see that follow this link (x).
To see a ride through of the original Ride with a light on the camera follow this link, (x) to see one without the light fixture follow this link (x).
Then in 1994 due to massive complaints about no warning that the ride was scary, or that Snow white was anywhere to be found the ride was shut for a refurb. In the refurb many of the show scenes were changed and toned down, the ride even got a new name Snow White’s Scary Adventures. In this version Snow White and the Gang were found in all parts of the ride, and this time The Witch was the one who kicked the bucket, the ride even ended with a happy ending of Snow and her prince riding away. Click on each picture for captions explaining a bit more.
End of a Classic. With the New Fantasyland Project evolving decisions were made, decisions that still don’t sit well with me. Since Cinderella and Aurora’s meet and greet’s were shelved in favor of the Mine Train TDO still decided there needed to be a place the princesses could meet. Instead of converting a store or building a new area to house the Royals they decided that one Snow White themed ride was enough for the Magic Kingdom. Thus Snow’s Scary Adventures was given an expiration date in May of 2012 to make way for Princess Fairy Tale Hall. So this attraction that we all got to pass on in tradition which had been a staple for the Kingdom since opening day sadly we had to say goodbye to it.
Many came out in droves to say goodbye to this attraction, but none were as notable as Ben. For those that don’t know Ben is a young man with autism who is a sort of celebrity among the cast members at WDW! Why you ask? Because his favorite ride in the entire world was Snow white’s Scary Adventures, he has ridden the ride itself exactly 3,500 times. So on the last day of Operations of course Ben was there, he even got a surprise visit and got to ride with a very special princess to view that click here (which had never happened before) (x). Cast Members came to say goodbye too, and as the night wore on people realized this ride was really going away. So it was fitting that the last person to ever ride this attraction before it’s closure was Ben, to view that click here (x). Hopefully Ben will love the Mine Train just as much.
For any of you who never got to ride it, or for those wanting to remember, make sure to put on some headphones and follow this link for a Binaural Ride through Snow White’s Scary Adventures. (x)
Well I hope you all remember this lovely attraction with the same amount of fear and nostalgia that I do. Hopefully the Mine Train can bring in even more elements from this beloved attraction.
Oh goddamn this motherfucking meme we were watching a horrible video in social studies today in class about slaves getting abused and the narrator said 'but why?' and I LAUGHED OUT FUCKING LOUD BECAUSE OF THIS I HOPE YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING THROUGH THIS MEME BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT I AM NOW A RACIST GODDAMNIT
((I’m on mobile so, sorry for spamming you dashboards with this ;u;))
The Confession - A DanChris(?) fic?????
((Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters present here except for Chris Jean. ouo))
“You are the leader of your team Mr. Rozenberg and I advise that you take to your role with more responsibility. You are in charge of your teammates and whatever happened every single one of you has the chance of sharing the consequences. Do you understand?” Dan sighed and nodded his head.
“Yes Miss Goodwitch.” He responded quietly. Glynda then turned away from him.
“Good. Dismissed. Oh and, do something about those markings on your face Mr. Rozenberg.”
Dan shut the door behind him on Glynda’s office. He honestly had no idea why things were going this way. For starters, he woke up only to find that Aiken had played a prank on him which involved placing a small explosive in the bathroom that exploded into a flurry of bubbles made of dye. How that was possible he had no idea, but he was certainly irritated at the faint orange circle marks all over his face and body. Right after however, he found that he was running low on certain articles of clothing eaning that he had to go and do his laundry; while he did his laundry however, he noticed that the amount of missing boxers increased from its usual amount. He honestly had no idea why his boxers started vanishing at one point, but he made it clear to himself that he was going to catch that elusive boxer thief.
However, pranks, tedious chores, and underwear were not the biggest irritations in his day. He was late for class due to doing his laundry, and then he was called upon shortly after by Glynda Goodwitch to settle an incident that was caused by one of his fellow teammates, which thankfully was a fairly harmless incident but still troublesome nonetheless. And to top it all off, he felt as if his partner was avoiding him for some odd reason.
As he walked down the hallway towards the school’s cafeteria for lunch, he found himself tripping over a rope that was placed between the walls in the hallway.
“What the hell?!” He cried out, falling face first into the floor. “Goddammit!”
“Dan?” Dan looked up to see Manos appearing from around the corner, “Sorry that was supposed to be for someone else.” He said, helping Dan up onto his feet. “Hey why are you looking at me like that?”
“You do realise that you’re tripping a lot of students with these traps right?” Dan frowned, “We’re getting into trouble with Miss Goodwitch like this. Who are they for anyway?” Manos whistled as he glanced away slightly.
“No one in particular.” He replied.
“Well I don’t care who it’s for. Clean them all up or no lunch.” Dan then walked off without a word.
“What?! Come on Dan are you serious?!” When he didn’t get a response Manos groaned in annoyance.
Dan gave a heavy sigh as he continued to make his way to the cafeteria. Today was definitely not his day.
“Hahahahaha wow they’re still there?? That’s hilarious!” Dan glared at Aiken as he sat down in the cafeteria with his lunch, with Aiken backing up slightly.
“Okay okay I know you’re mad but it’ll go away by tomorrow I promise.” She said. “So what did Miss Goodwitch want to see you for?”
“I’d rather not go into that right now.” Replied Dan glumly.
“Not a good day huh?” Aiken noted as she took a bite of her lunch. “Oh hey, have you seen Chris all day? I haven’t seen her at all since last night.”
“I’ve seen her here and there. But she seems to be running from me.” He said quietly, puzzled by his teammate’s elusive actions.
“Running from you?” Repeated Aiken, “What did you do to her?” She asked with a raised brow.
“I didn’t do anything to her.” He said.
“Hm that’s weird.” She remarked before a sly smile formed onto her face, “Maybe you did do something to her but it’s just not any kind of something.” She said, her smile growing. Dan looked at his teammate questioningly.
“What are you talking about?”
“Finally. I thought I wasn’t going to have any lunch. What did I miss?” Dan and Aiken turned to watch Manos slide into his seat next to Aiken. Aiken gave Manos a sneaky smile.
“Dan may have done "something” to Chris.“ She said to him. Manos’ eyes widened.
"He did what now?!”
“Wait a minute!!” Dan slammed his hands onto the table, “I did nothing to Chris!!!” He cried embarrassed.
“Did what?” Aiken blinked in confusion. “What did you think I was talking about?” Dan’s face grew redder at the realisation and he cleared his throat.
“Um…nothing.” He replied. Manos laughed as he figured out what Dan was thinking. “Shut up!” Dan snapped causing Manos to stop.
“Sorry sorry.” Said Manos. Aiken sighed and proceeded to continue.
“Anyway, something happened and now Chris is avoiding Dan.” She said, turning to Manos. “What do you think? Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Manos smiled.
“Definitely.” Dan frowned and crossed his arms.
“What are you two going on about?” He asked. But before anyone could answer they were interuppted by a certain team member.
“Um…” Chris stood by their table with an embarrassed face. She rubbed her arm quietly and Dan noticed that she kept looking away from him.
“Hey Chris what’s up?” Aiken smiled at her friend.
“Hey.” Manos also smiled and greeted her.
“Hey.” Replied Chris, returning the smile to both of them. But it faded as she turned to Dan. “Um Dan?” Dan looked at her in confusion.
“Yeah?” He replied. Chris Jean stared at her feet sheepishly.
“Can you um, meet me by the fountain later? Alone?” She asked; her cheeks tinted pink. “I have something important to tell you.” She softly placed a hand on his, “You’ll come right?” She looked directly at him earnestly.
“Uh yeah I’ll meet you there.” Said Dan slowly. Chris nodded and hastily left the cafeteria. Leaving Dan to wonder what was going on. After a few minutes however, he noticed that Manos and Aiken were looking at him strangely.
“What?” He asked them. Aiken only giggled.
“Our leader is finally going to man up.” Mocked Manos, earning a stern glare from Dan.
“I really do wonder what Chris wants to tell you though.” Said Aiken dreamily.
Dan sighed, he also wondered what Chris wanted to tell him. Surely it wasn’t what Aiken and Manos were implying? He thought. There was no way. But still, there was only one way for him to find out. As soon as lunch was over, he left the cafeteria and made his way to the fountain.
“Ah, you did come.” Chris Jean blinked as Dan approached her. She then held her hands to her mouth to hold in a laugh. “Why are you covered in orange circles?”
“It’s a long story…” He said glumly, “What did you want to tell me?” Chris immediately stopped laughing.
“Um…” She went over to Dan with an embarrassed face and Dan saw that once again, she kept glancing away. “I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time but I couldn’t.” As soon as she started, Dan found himself to be slightly nervous. But he kept silent and allowed Chris to continue.
“It’s been bugging me for a while and now it’s to the point where I can’t hold it in anymore and I have to tell you really badly!!” She grabbed his hands and held them tightly in hers. Dan blinked in bewilderment, his face just as red as Chris’ in embarrassment. He gulped slightly as she stared at him intently.
“The truth is,” She started, “The truth is…” She closed her eyes and cried out.
“The truth is I accidentally let a lot of your boxers fly out the window!!!” Dan’s mouth was open slightly at the confession.
“W-What?” He asked confused. Chris Jean released his hands and turned away in embarrassment.
“I woke up early this morning to do your laundry because you practically never do it and while I was going to bring your boxers to the washing machine I tripped and there was an accident with my Florem Acuta and your boxers flew out the window and I’ve been spending all morning trying to gather them back again I’m so sorry!!!” She took a deep breath and turned back to face Dan, “But I’m close to gathering all of them I swear! I just really had to tell you I couldn’t hide it!!” Dan facepalmed.
Agoraphilia (With Link since Pit is too innocent for this) ((*evil cackling in the distance* Sorrynotsorryyoudn'thavetoreplytothisifyoudon'twantto))
(Well, this is the best thing I could come up with)
Amelia had noticed Link hasn’t been himself, however when he confronts him about this he runs off, starting a chase between the two. This lead her cornering Link at a amusement park.
"I want a child." //*evil cackles in the distance*
The archer had been enjoying an early cup of coffee as he enjoyed watching the dawn.A soft smile grew across his soft as the Explorer came in behind placing his hand upon his strong shoulders and whispered a couple of words into his hear.As he spoke Varus’ expression changed complete.“Say what !?Really ?!"He exclaimed as spitting out his coffee and turned from his chair to stare at him.