Younger me: I’m straight
Guy: *shows interest in me*
Me: shit fuck nope not doing this shit not today
Younger but slightly older me: I’m gay
Cute girl: *is lookin like she bout to make a move on me*
Me: sHiT sHiT no I can’t do this wtf I gtg
Me later: But if I don’t want to be with girls… and I don’t want to be with guys… What Am I.
Ace/aro community: *slowly chanting* one of us. One Of Us. ONE OF US.