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Hamilton au in which everything is the same, except when John dies his ghost gets attached to Philip and becomes his guardian. Phillip grows up thinking of him as kind of an invisible big brother or cool imaginary uncle, and John is there to protect Phillip during the duel so he doesn’t die and Ham and Eliza work out their problems and eVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT

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OK why isn’t anyone talking about Sherlock showing the picture of Rosie to Mycroft and being offended at his lack of interest?!

Things we learned from PINOF8

-Phil doesn’t know how to spell Whiskers.

-Phil has an Uncle named John, Jam, Dangaland. 

-Snails breathe through their snoses.

-Dan’s dimple is approximately 17 feet deep.

-Dan has a lot of stress.

-Dan is more Yuri and Phil is more Viktor (supposedly)

-”Yo watt up it’s, Cog Boi. KILL ME”

-Water is important and Phil is hydrated. 

-They can play ‘The Internet Is Here’ with their noses.

-No Face looks great with Dan’s fringe.

-Honey comes straight from the bees teet.

-Dan doesn’t believe in the Tooth Fairy.

-Phil likes big butts and he cannot lie.

-AmazingPhil  is a ‘thicc’ channel.

-Phil’s fan account would be named “PhilsEyelash

-Dan is an ace Jazz singer.

-Dan scrubs his arms first in the shower

-Phil has a third ear, which he scrubs first in the shower.

-”His names Phil Lester, thankfully not Moe. He never made this YouTube video. He’s so perfect like a cake, He’s a better rapper than Drake.” 

-Phil put Dan’s phone charger inside of a horse.

-Dan’s butt is $$ and everyone looks at it.

-Phil has a sleepy butt.

-They each have 27 chins.

-Dan thinks sniffing a flip flop is flag worthy.

-Phil hates beginning aware of his own breathing.

-Dan can fit a whole banana in his mouth.

-Phil has sensitive lips.

-Dan can say ‘Yeah Boi’ for 26 seconds straight.

-Dan’s a ghost and doesn’t believe in humans.

-Dan can pick Phil up.

-Phil thinks he’s going to break his legs while Dan is picking him up.

-They will be back next year for number 9, unless they die.

A Bed for the Night

A creepy encounter by reddit user tufted_wisdom

When I was about twelve, my great-uncle John came from Ukraine to visit us in Canada.  He had a lot of stories, but this was the one that stood out.

In the late 1960’s, John was traveling by train from his village to another to visit family.  He had to change trains at one point, and was dropped off at what amounted to a platform and a hut in the middle of nowhere.  There was no one else at the station, and other than a dirt road that led off into the surrounding woods, there was nothing there.

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  • *221B*
  • Sherlock: *sitting in his chair*
  • Rosamund: *sitting in his lap; frowning at a photo* What am I looking at, Uncle Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* My baby *points* that's the head, see?
  • Rosamund: *fascinated* Wooow...all those squiggly lines are a person?
  • Sherlock: *chuckles* Yes.
  • Rosamund: Your person.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Yup. And your Aunt Molly's.
  • Rosamund: *giggles* It's funny.
  • Sherlock: Hmm?
  • Rosamund: *still laughing* Aunt Molly has a person in her. How did you put it there?
  • Sherlock: *snorts* Oh, no *lifts her and stands* I'm not having that conversation for another twenty five years.
  • Molly: *enters; grinning* Hello.
  • Rosamund: *happily* Aunt Molly! *runs over; hugs her, whispers* hello, little person.
  • Molly: *smiles* You told her, then?
  • Sherlock: *nods* Oh, yes *pats Rosie's head* you're going to be a godcousin, aren't you?
  • Rosamund: *excited* Uh-huh.
  • Molly: *giggles* Is that so?
  • Sherlock: *nudges Rosie* Pyjamas, young lady. I'll be in soon.
  • Rosamund: *sighs* Okay, Uncle Sherlock. Night Aunt, Molly. Night, little person *runs off*
  • Molly: *calls* Night, Rosie *hugs Sherlock* I'm glad she took it well.
  • Sherlock: *kisses the top of her head* Mmm *pauses* John has some questions to answer, though.
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A/N: Okay y’all, I threw this trash pile together last night for that anon. Again I’m really sorry for the lack of updates. Up next I got a pranking fic with Hercules Mulligan! Also for the sake of this fic the reader is mixed.


Teen!Reader x Teen!Anthony ft. Dad!Dean

 

Originally posted by strengthcas

Originally posted by i-hope-that-you-burrn

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Dean liked to think that he was a good dad, he taught you how to drive, shoot a gun, he let you have your first drink when you were 12. He was never really a touchy feely dad, he didn’t do good with feelings, or dates, or most things that dad did, but he loved you more than anything which meant a hell of a lot more than him planning you some extravagant birthday party.


But today he realized, he’s not as on top of everything as he thought. He and Sam had just pulled into the bunker after a two week long hunting binge and saw Jody’s car in their driveway.

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Can I just say what a great childhood Rosie is going to have. Her dads are Sherlock and John Watson themselves, Sherlock is just so affectionate with her from what we saw. her uncle run the whole British government, and honorary grandma Mrs Hudson is the meaning of the word BAMF. No one would dare bully her, and if some kid is stupid enough to try, there will be severe consequences for that bully.