*2min

Fbi agent watching me: so she loves him…but wants him to date him?? Wait…if the first guy is “lookin like a WHOLE snack” why is she obsessed with the other guy smiling at him??

Fbi agent: lemme see what’s up with the two of them….*googles otp*

*20 minutes later*

Fbi agent: oh my god she’s right. They’re in love. And he IS a whole snack. HEY–HEY TANYA! COME CHECK OUT THESE TWO. THEYRE IN LOVE, YAH. MY GIRL SHOWED ME THEM. What??? Your boy is into them too???? Well duh! They’re basically MARRIED