the fyre festival is the irl equivalent of calling a bunch of sims to your house for a party and subsequently trapping them all in the basement and watching them scream at the sky and piss themselves

  • Elijah: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Caroline?
  • Klaus: Have you ever played a game with Caroline?
  • Elijah: No.
  • Klaus: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
  • *cuts to Caroline's team*
  • Caroline: *to Kol* FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD?! IT MEANS MORE FAST!